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Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is

"I don't feel so good!" "What happened to you?" "Oh, I hung out with Aubrey,and he sneezed...

"I don't feel so good!" "What happened to you?" "Oh, I hung out with Aubrey,
and he sneezed on me, and I just been coughing
up dick all day!" [ Sneezes ] "Oh, I keep this up, I think I'm gonna have
to call in dick to work

Full Transcript

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"I don't feel so good!"
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"What happened to you?"
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"Oh, I hung out with Aubrey, and he sneezed on me,
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and I just been coughing up dick all day!"
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[ Sneezes ] "Oh, I keep this up,
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I think I'm gonna have to call in dick to work.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:57
Uploaded
May 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Ugly Baby Productions,Dakota Pictures

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Movie Summary

Marlon explores his fears onstage, including the greatest one that is the realization that his bad decisions are what tore his family apart, and he sums up his way through self-awareness with the phrase "You know what it is."
'Cause that's who I consulted with - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:04
'Cause that's who I consulted with
I sat my gay buddy down, I said, "Hey, bro," - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:13
I sat my gay buddy down, I said, "Hey, bro,"
He said, [Effeminate voice] "Well..." - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:06
He said, [Effeminate voice] "Well..."
He went [clicks tongue] - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:04
He went [clicks tongue]
You just pull off an imaginary penis to answer my question?" - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:06
You just pull off an imaginary penis to answer my question?&...
He asked, "What are you gonna do?" - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:06
He asked, "What are you gonna do?"
I haven't spoken to my father since the day I came out." - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:08
I haven't spoken to my father since the day I came out....
What if it was my son that was gay?" - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:07
What if it was my son that was gay?"
[ Chuckles ] - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:06
[ Chuckles ]
[ Laughs ] - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:07
[ Laughs ]
"Shawn, come downstairs, your dick is here." - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:06
"Shawn, come downstairs, your dick is here."
Roll me a blunt, please. Shit, I need one. - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:04
Roll me a blunt, please. Shit, I need one.
Uh, also, guys, I-I got you some, uh, liquor. - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:04
Uh, also, guys, I-I got you some, uh, liquor.
You may wanna pour the brown liquor on your booty hole - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:10
You may wanna pour the brown liquor on your booty hole
May be a little easier for you to take that dick - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:17
May be a little easier for you to take that dick
My child that God gave me, the boy that I raised. - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:05
My child that God gave me, the boy that I raised.
And no child deserves to go unloved - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:06
And no child deserves to go unloved
[ Applause ] - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:06
[ Applause ]
Just him please. Thanks, Sasquatch." - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:11
Just him please. Thanks, Sasquatch."
You know, it's just that, you know, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:05
You know, it's just that, you know,