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Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is

I said, "Yes, and furthermore!" "No, Dad, don't go no further!" "I... I... I'm appalled."...

I said, "Yes, and furthermore!" "No, Dad, don't go no further!" "I... I... I'm appalled." "No, Dad, don't call Paul!" "And I'm exacerbated
by your action!" "Oh, Dad, don't masturbate
on the actions!" I said, "So why would you
listen to Tyrese over me?" He said, "I don't know, Dad." He said, "Shit, 'cause
I was scared, Dad!

Full Transcript

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I said, "Yes, and furthermore!"
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"No, Dad, don't go no further!"
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"I... I... I'm appalled."
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"No, Dad, don't call Paul!"
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"And I'm exacerbated by your action!"
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"Oh, Dad, don't masturbate on the actions!"
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I said, "So why would you listen to Tyrese over me?"
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He said, "I don't know, Dad."
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He said, "Shit, 'cause I was scared, Dad!
Duration
21 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:16
Uploaded
May 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Ugly Baby Productions,Dakota Pictures

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Movie Summary

Marlon explores his fears onstage, including the greatest one that is the realization that his bad decisions are what tore his family apart, and he sums up his way through self-awareness with the phrase "You know what it is."
I was scared!" I said, "Why? Of what?" - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:17
I was scared!" I said, "Why? Of what?"
Is I wanna blame my kids for our relationship, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:09
Is I wanna blame my kids for our relationship,
And I've been trying to trace my steps, like, "What did I do?" - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:05
And I've been trying to trace my steps, like, "Wha...
"They need more government cheese in their life." - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:12
"They need more government cheese in their life."
I don't think that's it. I think it was - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:08
I don't think that's it. I think it was
What had happened was... [ Laughs ] - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:09
What had happened was... [ Laughs ]
Alright, so years back, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:07
Alright, so years back,
I was like, "Yo, I'm going somewhere hot - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:13
I was like, "Yo, I'm going somewhere hot
'Cause Jay-Z, he brings Beyoncé and them babies - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:08
'Cause Jay-Z, he brings Beyoncé and them babies
I was like, "Where the fuck were they?" - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:11
I was like, "Where the fuck were they?"
I get back to my hotel, I'm feeling myself, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:06
I get back to my hotel, I'm feeling myself,
[ Makes buzzing sound ] - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:06
[ Makes buzzing sound ]
So I picked up the phone, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:15
So I picked up the phone,
[ Laughs ] - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:04
[ Laughs ]
"Paris Mail." - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:11
"Paris Mail."
Uh-oh!" - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:05
Uh-oh!"
I was like, "Oh, fuck! Fuck!" I was like, "Shit!" - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:08
I was like, "Oh, fuck! Fuck!" I was like, "Sh...
She still think I bought her a 'Channel' bag for Christmas. - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:05
She still think I bought her a 'Channel' bag for C...
Alright, so maybe I'll go - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:08
Alright, so maybe I'll go
"Bossip." - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:07
"Bossip."