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Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is

"Marlon!" Ha! "Here, take this, goget some ice cream." "Oh, my God, what kind offucking...

"Marlon!" Ha! [ Sobs ] "Here, take this, go
get some ice cream." "Oh, my God, what kind of
fucking mind trick is this?" Because what parents
don't realize, especially a father, you
are your child's superhero

Full Transcript

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"Marlon!" Ha! [ Sobs ]
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"Here, take this, go get some ice cream."
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"Oh, my God, what kind of fucking mind trick is this?"
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Because what parents don't realize,
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especially a father, you are your child's superhero.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:15
Uploaded
May 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Ugly Baby Productions,Dakota Pictures

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Movie Summary

Marlon explores his fears onstage, including the greatest one that is the realization that his bad decisions are what tore his family apart, and he sums up his way through self-awareness with the phrase "You know what it is."
So every time you hit your kid, it's like Spider-Man made a web - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:09
So every time you hit your kid, it's like Spider-Man ma...
Like Superman took off his cape - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:06
Like Superman took off his cape
Ever! Nigga, you better not ever eat again!" - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:08
Ever! Nigga, you better not ever eat again!"
I said, "Shawn!" - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:04
I said, "Shawn!"
[ Normal voice ] And my boy started crying, he said, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:05
[ Normal voice ] And my boy started crying, he said,
I don't care! You can spank me!" - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:07
I don't care! You can spank me!"
What you did yesterday..." - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:09
What you did yesterday..."
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, Dad." - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:11
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, Dad."
[ Sobs ] I didn't mean to break the trust, Dad. - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:04
[ Sobs ] I didn't mean to break the trust, Dad.
"Can Mom buy some more trust on Amazon?" - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:17
"Can Mom buy some more trust on Amazon?"
White power words work!" - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:07
White power words work!"
I said, "Yes, and furthermore!" - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:21
I said, "Yes, and furthermore!"
I was scared!" I said, "Why? Of what?" - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:17
I was scared!" I said, "Why? Of what?"
Is I wanna blame my kids for our relationship, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:09
Is I wanna blame my kids for our relationship,
And I've been trying to trace my steps, like, "What did I do?" - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:05
And I've been trying to trace my steps, like, "Wha...
"They need more government cheese in their life." - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:12
"They need more government cheese in their life."
I don't think that's it. I think it was - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:08
I don't think that's it. I think it was
What had happened was... [ Laughs ] - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:09
What had happened was... [ Laughs ]
Alright, so years back, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:07
Alright, so years back,
I was like, "Yo, I'm going somewhere hot - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:13
I was like, "Yo, I'm going somewhere hot