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It's not an any time thing

It's not an any time thing. What's the thing with the knife? It's hilarious. No, it's...

Marriage Story • 2019

It's not an any time thing. What's the thing with the knife? It's hilarious. No, it's dumb.I have a small knife on my keychain, which is only for adults. And I do a thing with it sometimes. You said I could get a knife. A jackknife, yeah, when you're older. Like ten. No, like 20. Yeah

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It's not an any time thing

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What's the thing with the knife

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It's hilarious

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No it's dumb I have a small knife on my keychain

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which is only for adults

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And I do a thing with it sometimes

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You said I could get a knife

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A jackknife yeah when you're older

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Like ten

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No like 20

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Yeah

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ولا في أي وقت آخر

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ما هذه الحركة بالسكين

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إنها مضحكة

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كلا إنها غبية لدي سكين صغير في سلسلة مفاتيحي

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والتي لا يستخدمها سوى البالغين

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وأفعل بها حركة ما أحيان ا

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قلت إن بوسعي الحصول على سكين

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مطواة أجل عندما تكبر

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أي عمري 10

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كلا بل 20

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任何时候都不能做

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什么是小刀小把戏

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很搞笑

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不很蠢的我的钥匙圈上有一把小刀

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只有大人能用

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我有时候会用它来玩把戏

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你说了可以给我一把小刀

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小折刀是的等你长大后吧

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比如十岁

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不比如20岁

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To se nedělá vůbec

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Co je s nožem

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Hrozná sranda

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Ne je to kravina Mám na klíčích nožík

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Je jen pro dospělé

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A dělám s ním takový trik

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Říkals že můžu mít taky nůž

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Zavírací až budeš větší

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Až mi bude 10

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Spíš 20

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Man gør det slet ikke

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Hvad er det med kniven

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Det er så sjovt

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Det er dumt Jeg har en lille kniv i min nøglering

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Den er kun for voksne

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Jeg gør noget med den af og til

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Du sagde jeg kunne få en kniv

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En lommekniv når du bliver ældre

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Ti

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Nej 20

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Eigenlijk nooit

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Wat is dat ding met 't mes

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Het is heel grappig

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Nee het is stom Ik heb een mesje aan mijn sleutelhanger

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Dat alleen voor volwassenen is

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Soms doe ik er iets mee

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Je zei dat ik een mes kreeg

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Een zakmes als je ouder bent

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Tien of zo

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Nee 20

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Se ei kuulu mihinkään

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Mikä se veitsijuttu on

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Se on hillitön

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Ei Se on tyhmä Avainketjussani on pikku veitsi

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Se on vain aikuisia varten

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Teen sillä joskus tempun

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Lupasit minulle veitsen

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Linkkuveitsen kun olet vanhempi

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Kymmenvuotias

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Ei vaan 20 vuotias

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Jamais d'ailleurs

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Qu'est ce que c'est

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C'est trop marrant

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Non c'est idiot J'ai un canif sur mon porte clés

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Réservé aux adultes

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Parfois je fais un tour avec

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Tu m'as promis un couteau

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Un couteau suisse quand tu seras grand

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Dix ans

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Vingt plutôt

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Oui

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Nicht beim Egalwas

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Was ist mit dem Messer

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Es ist so lustig

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Es ist dumm Ich habe ein kleines Messer

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Was für Erwachsene ist

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Ich tu manchmal was damit

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Du sagst ich kriege ein Messer

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Ein Klappmesser wenn du älter bist

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Also zehn

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Eher 20

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Ja

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Καμία ώρα δεν είναι

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Τι κάνετε με το μαχαίρι

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Είναι ξεκαρδιστικό

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Είναι χαζό Έχω ένα μαχαιράκι στο μπρελόκ

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Που είναι μόνο για μεγάλους

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Και πού και πού κάνω ένα κόλπο

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Είπες ότι μπορώ να πάρω μαχαίρι

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Σουγιαδάκι όταν μεγαλώσεις

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Όταν γίνω δέκα

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Όχι είκοσι

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זה קטע שלא מתאים בשום זמן

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מה זה הקטע עם הסכין

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זה הורס מצחוק

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לא זה טיפשי יש לי אולר על מחזיק המפתחות

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שמיועד למבוגרים בלבד

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ולפעמים אני עושה איתו קטע

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אמרת שמותר לי לקבל סכין

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אולר כן כשתתבגר

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בגיל עשר

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לא בגיל 20

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Semmihez nem való igazán

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Mi az a késes dolog

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Vicces

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Dehogy butus dolog Van egy kis kés a kulcstartómon

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Csak felnőtteknek

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Néha előkapom

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Azt mondtad lehet késem

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Igen bicskád idősebb korodban

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Mondjuk tízévesen

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Inkább 20

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Tak ada dalam makan kapan pun

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Kenapa dengan pisaunya

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Itu lucu

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Tidak itu bodoh Ada pisau kecil di gantungan kunci

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Yang cuma untuk orang dewasa

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Terkadang aku melakukan sesuatu dengannya

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Kau bilang aku boleh punya pisau

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Pisau lipat ya saat kau sudah besar

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Sepuluh tahun

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Tidak 20

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Ya

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O da nessun'altra parte

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Quale cosa col coltello

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Fa ridere

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No è stupida Ho un coltellino come portachiavi

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Che è solo per adulti

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A volte ci faccio un trucchetto

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Hai detto che posso avere un coltello

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Un coltellino sì da grande

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Tipo a dieci anni

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No tipo a 20

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いつもダメだ

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ナイフのって

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すごいんだ

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キーホルダーに小さいナイフが

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大人用だよ

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たまに遊ぶんです

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僕も持てるでしょ

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大きくなったらな

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10歳

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いや 20歳だ

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うん

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사실 어느 자리에서도 곤란해

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칼 묘기가 뭔데요

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엄청 재밌어요

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시시한 거예요 열쇠 꾸러미에 작은 칼이 있거든요

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그건 어른 전용이야

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가끔 그거로 재간을 부리죠

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저도 칼 준댔잖아요

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더 크면 잭나이프를 사 준댔지

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10살 되면요

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아니 20살쯤 되면

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알겠어요

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Det passer aldri

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Hva er greia med kniven

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Det er kjempemorsomt

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Nei det er teit Jeg har en liten kniv på nøkkelknippet

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Som bare er for voksne

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Jeg gjør noe med den av og til

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Du sa jeg kan få en kniv

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Ja en follekniv når du blir eldre

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Når jeg blir ti

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Nei heller 20

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Po kolacji też nie

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Co to za sztuczka

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Bardzo śmieszna

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Bardzo głupia Mam nożyk przy breloczku do kluczy

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Tylko dla dorosłych

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I czasami robię nim sztuczkę

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Mówiłeś że dostanę nóż

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Scyzoryk gdy będziesz starszy

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Gdy skończę dziesięć lat Nie 20

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Não é para fazer em nenhuma altura

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O que é a coisa com a faca

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É hilariante

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É estúpido Tenho uma faca pequena no porta chaves

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Que é só para adultos

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Costumo fazer algo com ela

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Disseste que me davas uma faca

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Um canivete quando fores mais velho

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Tipo dez anos

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Não 20 anos

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Nu se face la nicio masă

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Care e chestia cu cuțitul

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E amuzant

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Ba nu e o prostie Am un cuțitaș la breloc

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Care e doar pentru adulți

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Și uneori fac ceva cu el

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Ai spus că pot să mi iau cuțit

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Un briceag după ce mai crești

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Adică la zece ani

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Ba nu la 20 de ani

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Bine

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И вообще не стоит

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А что это за фокус с ножом

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Это ужасно смешно

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Нет это глупо У меня на брелоке есть ножик

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Только для взрослых

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И иногда я показываю фокус

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Ты обещал купить мне нож

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Складной когда станешь постарше

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В десять лет

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Нет скорее в 20

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Ладно

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No es para ningún momento

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Qué hace con el cuchillo

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Es muy gracioso No es bobo

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Tengo un cuchillito en mi llavero que es solo para adultos

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A veces hago un juego

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Dijiste que podía tener un cuchillo

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Una navaja cuando seas mayor

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Como a los diez

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No como a los 20

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Sí

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Det är inget man ska göra alls

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Vad är det för nånting

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Det är jättekul

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Nej dumt Jag har en liten kniv på nyckelkedjan

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En kniv för vuxna

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Jag gör ett trick med den ibland

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Jag ska få en kniv har du sagt

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En fällkniv ja när du är äldre

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Typ tio

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Snarare 20

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ม นไม เหมาะก บตอนไหนเลย

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ใช ม ดทำอะไรเหรอคะ

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ม นตลกคร บ

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ไม หรอก ม นต งต อง ผมม ม ดเล มเล กๆ ท พวงก ญแจน ะ

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ซ งเป นของผ ใหญ เท าน น

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บางคร งผมก ใช ม นทำน นน

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พ อเคยบอกว าผมก พกม ดได

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ม ดพก ใช เม อล กโตกว าน

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ส กส บขวบ

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ไม ส ก 20

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คร บ

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Aslında hiçbir zaman olmaz

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Bıçak numarası nedir

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Çok komik

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Hayır saçma Anahtarlığımda ufak bir bıçak var

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Çocuklara yasak elbette

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Bazen onunla bir şey yapıyorum

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Bıçağım olabileceğini söylemiştin

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Büyüdüğünde çakın olabilir evet

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On yaşında mı

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Hayır 20 falan

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Cũng chẳng phải bữa nào

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Cái với con dao là sao

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Nó nhộn lắm

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Không ngốc lắm Tôi có con dao nhỏ làm móc khoá

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Chỉ dành cho người lớn

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Đôi khi tôi dùng nó làm cái này cái kia

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Ba bảo con có thể có một con dao

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Dao xếp phải khi nào con lớn đã

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Chắc là mười tuổi

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Không phải là 20

Available in 26 languages

Duration

26 seconds

Views

20

Timestamp in Movie

01:51:59

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

Production

Heyday Films

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Movie Summary

A stage director and an actress struggle through a grueling, coast-to-coast divorce that pushes them to their personal extremes.