You know what this is like? This is like that joke about the woman at the hairdresser,...

Bert Spitz: You know what this is like? This is like that joke about the woman at the hairdresser, she's going to Rome. You know this? Charlie: I don't. Bert Spitz: This woman is at her hairdresser, and she says, "I'm going to Rome on Holiday." And he says, "Oh, really? What airline are you taking?" She says, "Alitalia." He says, "Alitalia? Are you crazy? That's the worst - that's terrible. Don't take that. Where you gonna stay?" She says, "I'm gonna stay at the Hassler." "The Hassler? What, are you kidding? They're renovating the Hassler. You'll hear hammering all night long. You won't sleep. What are you gonna see?" She says, "I think I'm gonna try to go the Vatican." "The Vatican? You'll be standing in line all day long. You'll never get to see anything." Charlie: I'm sorry, Bert, am I paying for this joke?