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You know what this is likeThis is like that joke about the woman at the hairdresser she's going to RomeDo you know this I don'tThis woman is at her hairdresser and she saysI'm going to Rome on

I'm sorry, Bert, am I paying for this joke?

Marriage Story • 2019

Bert Spitz:
You know what this is like? This is like that joke about the woman at the hairdresser, she's going to Rome. You know this?Charlie:I don't.Bert Spitz:This woman is at her hairdresser, and she says, "I'm going to Rome on Holiday." And he says, "Oh, really? What airline are you taking?" She says, "Alitalia." He says, "Alitalia? Are you crazy? That's the worst - that's terrible. Don't take that. Where you gonna stay?" She says, "I'm gonna stay at the Hassler." "The Hassler? What, are you kidding? They're renovating the Hassler. You'll hear hammering all night long. You won't sleep. What are you gonna see?" She says, "I think I'm gonna try to go the Vatican." "The Vatican? You'll be standing in line all day long. You'll never get to see anything."Charlie:I'm sorry, Bert, am I paying for this joke?

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You know what this is like

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This is like that joke about the woman at the hairdresser she's going to Rome

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Do you know this I don't

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This woman is at her hairdresser and she says

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I'm going to Rome on holiday

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And he says Oh really What what airline are you taking

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She says Alitalia

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He says Alitalia Are you crazy

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That's the worst That's terrible Don't take that

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He says Where are you going to stay

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She says I'm going to stay at the Hassler

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The Hassler What are you kidding

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They're renovating the Hassler You'll hear hammering all night long

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You won't sleep What are you going to see

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She says I think I'm going to try to go to the Vatican

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The Vatican You'll be standing in line all day long

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You'll never get to see anything

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I'm sorry Bert am I paying for this joke

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أتعرف ماذا يشبه ذلك

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يشبه تلك النكتة عن المرأة عند مصفف الشعر التي كانت ذاهبة إلى روما

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هل تعرف هذه النكتة لا أعرفها

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كانت هذه المرأة عند مصفف الشعر وقالت

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سأذهب إلى روما في عطلة

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ورد عليها حق ا على أي شركة طيران ستسافرين

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فترد أليطاليا

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فيرد أليطاليا

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إنها الأسوأ إنها فظيعة لا تسافري عليها

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ويضيف أين ستقيمين

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وترد سأقيم في فندق هاسلر

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هاسلر ماذا هل تمزحين

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إنهم يجددون هاسلر ستسمعين أصوات المطارق طوال الليل

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لن تستطيعي النوم ماذا سترين

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فتقول أظنني سأحاول الذهاب إلى الفاتيكان

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الفاتيكان ستقفين في الصف طوال اليوم

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لن تتمكني من رؤية شيء

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المعذرة يا بيرت هل أدفع ثمن هذه النكتة

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你知道这是什么情况吗

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就像那个笑话一样说的是跟理发师在一起的那个女人她要去罗马

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知道这个笑话吗不知道

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这个女人跟理发师在一起她说

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我要去罗马度假

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他说真的吗你要坐哪家航空公司的飞机

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她说意大利航空

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他说意大利航空你疯了

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那最差了很恐怖别坐那家航空公司的飞机

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他说你要住哪里

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她说我要住哈塞拉酒店

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哈塞拉什么你开玩笑吗

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哈塞拉酒店在装修你整晚都会听到撞击声

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你会睡不着你要去看什么

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她说我想我要去梵蒂冈

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梵蒂冈你整天都要排队

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永远没机会看任何东西

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抱歉伯特我付钱是来听笑话的吗

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Víte jaké to je

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Jako v tom vtipu o ženské u kadeřníka která jede do Říma

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Znáte to Ne

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Povídá paní u kadeřníka

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Jedu na dovolenou do Říma

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A on Vážně A s kým letíte

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A ona S Alitalia

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A on S Alitalia Jste blázen

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Ti jsou nejhorší S těmi nelétejte

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Kde budete bydlet

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A ona V Hassleru

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V Hassleru Děláte si srandu

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Hassler se renovuje Celou noc tam budou bušit

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Nevyspíte se Co tam chcete vidět

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A ona Podívám se do Vatikánu

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Do Vatikánu Strávíte den ve frontě

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Neuvidíte nic

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Nezlobte se ale za ten vtip taky platím

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Ved du hvordan det er

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Det er som joken om kvinden hos frisøren Hun skal til Rom

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Kender du den Nej

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Kvinden er hos frisøren og siger

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Jeg skal på ferie i Rom

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Og han svarer Virkelig Hvilket selskab flyver du med

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Hun svarer Alitalia

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Han siger Alitalia Er du sindssyg

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Det er det værste Det er skrækkeligt Gør det ikke

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Han spørger Hvor skal du bo

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Hun siger Jeg skal bo på Hassler

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Hassler Det kan du ikke mene

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De renoverer Hassler Du vil høre banken hele natten

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Du vil ikke lukke et øje Hvad skal du se

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Hun svarer Jeg tror jeg tager til Vatikanet

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Vatikanet Du vil stå i kø hele dagen

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Du kommer ikke til at se noget

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Undskyld Bert betaler jeg for den joke

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Weet je waarop dit lijkt

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Op die mop over de vrouw bij de kapper Ze gaat naar Rome

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Ken je hem

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De vrouw is bij de kapper en zegt

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'Ik ga op vakantie naar Rome '

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Hij zegt 'Echt Met welke maatschappij vlieg je '

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Ze zegt 'Alitalia '

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Hij zegt 'Alitalia Ben je gek

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Dat is de slechtste Neem die niet '

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Hij zegt 'Waar ga je slapen '

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Ze zegt 'In het Hassler '

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'Het Hassler Meen je dat

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Ze zijn aan het verbouwen De hele nacht gehamer

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Je doet geen oog dicht Wat ga je bekijken '

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Ze zegt 'Ik denk het Vaticaan '

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'Het Vaticaan Dan sta je de hele dag in de rij

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Je zult niets zien '

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Betaal ik voor deze mop

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Tiedätkö millaista tämä on

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Kuin vitsi kampaajalla olevasta naisesta joka lähtee Roomaan

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Tiedätkö sen En

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Nainen sanoo kampaajalleen

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Lähden Roomaan lomalle

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Kampaaja kysyy Niinkö Millä lentoyhtiöllä lennät

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Nainen vastaa Alitalialla

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Kampaaja sanoo Alitalialla Oletko hullu

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Se on kamala Älä lennä sillä

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Minne aiot majoittua

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Nainen vastaa Hassleriin

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Hassleriin Pelleiletkö

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Hassleria remontoidaan Siellä vasaroidaan yölläkin

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Et saa nukuttua Mitä aiot nähdä

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Nainen sanoo Yritän päästä Vatikaaniin

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Vatikaaniin Jonotat koko päivän

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Et näe mitään

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Anteeksi Maksanko tästä vitsistä

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Vous savez quoi

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C'est comme la blague de la femme chez le coiffeur qui va à Rome

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Vous la connaissez Non

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Une femme dit à son coiffeur Je vais en vacances à Rome

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Lui Quelle compagnie prenez vous

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Elle Alitalia

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Lui Alitalia Vous êtes folle C'est affreux ne prenez pas ça

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Où logez vous

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Elle Au Hassler

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Le Hassler Vous plaisantez

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Il est en travaux le bruit vous empêchera de dormir

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Qu'allez vous voir

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Je vais visiter le Vatican

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Vous ferez la queue toute la journée vous ne verrez rien

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Pardon je paie pour cette blague

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Das ist wie der Witz über die Frau beim Friseur die nach Rom fliegt

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Kennen Sie den Nein

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Sitzt eine Frau beim Friseur und sagt Ich fliege nach Rom

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Der Friseur fragt Welche Fluggesellschaft

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Sie sagt Alitalia

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Er sagt Alitalia Spinnen Sie Wie schrecklich Bloß nicht

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Wo werden Sie wohnen

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Sie sagt Im Hassler

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Im Hassler Ist das ein Witz

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Die renovieren Da wird die ganze Nacht gehämmert

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Was sehen Sie sich an

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Sie sagt Ich möchte zum Vatikan

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Da stehen Sie den ganzen Tag Schlange

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Bert zahle ich für diesen Witz

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Ξέρεις τι μου θυμίζει

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Εκείνο το ανέκδοτο με τη γυναίκα στο κομμωτήριο που πάει στη Ρώμη

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Το ξέρεις Όχι

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Μια γυναίκα στο κομμωτήριο λέει

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Πάω διακοπές στη Ρώμη

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Ο κομμωτής ρωτά Ναι Με ποια εταιρεία

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Εκείνη απαντά Alitalia

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Της λέει Alitalia Τρελάθηκες

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Είναι η χειρότερη Μην πας μ' αυτή

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Τη ρωτά Πού θα μείνεις

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Στο Χάσλερ απαντά αυτή

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Στο Χάσλερ Πλάκα μού κάνεις

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Είναι υπό ανακαίνιση Θα ακούς φασαρία όλη νύχτα

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Άυπνη θα 'σαι Από αξιοθέατα

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Λέω να πάω να δω το Βατικανό

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Βατικανό Όλη μέρα θα στέκεις σε ουρές

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Δεν θα δεις τίπ

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Συγγνώμη Μπερτ το χρεώνεις το ανέκδοτο

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אתה יודע למה זה דומה

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זה דומה לבדיחה על האישה אצל הספר היא נוסעת לרומא

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אתה מכיר את זה לא

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איזו אישה אצל הספר והיא אומרת

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אני נוסעת לרומא לחופשה

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והוא אומר באמת באיזו חברת תעופה את טסה

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היא עונה אליטליה

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הוא אומר אליטליה השתגעת

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היא הכי גרועה זה נורא אל תטוסי איתם

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הוא אומר איפה תלוני

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היא עונה אלון ב'האסלר'

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ב'האסלר' מה את צוחקת

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משפצים את ה'האסלר' כל הלילה תשמעי דפיקות

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לא תישני מה את הולכת לראות

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היא עונה אני חושבת שאנסה לבקר בוותיקן

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בוותיקן תעמדי בתור כל היום

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בחיים לא תראי כלום

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אני מצטער ברט אני משלם על הבדיחה הזאת

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Tudja milyen ez

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Mint a vicc a fodrásznál ülő nőről aki Rómába utazik

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Ismeri Nem

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A nő ül a fodrásznál és azt mondja

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Rómába megyek nyaralni

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Mire a fodrász Tényleg És melyik légitársasággal mész

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Az Alitaliával

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Az Alitaliával Megőrültél

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Az a legrosszabb Ne azzal menj

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Majd aztán Na és hol fogsz megszállni

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A nő azt válaszolja A Hasslerben

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A Hasslerben Most viccelsz ugye

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Tatarozzák a Hasslert Egész este a kalapálást hallgathatod

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Nem tudsz majd aludni És mit fogsz megnézni

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Erre a nő Gondoltam ellátogathatnék a Vatikánba

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A Vatikánba A sorban fogsz állni egész nap

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Semmit sem fogsz látni

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Elnézést Bert de a viccért is fizetnem kell

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Kau tahu seperti apa ini

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Ini seperti lelucon soal wanita di penata rambut dia akan ke Roma

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Kau tahu ini Tidak

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Wanita ini sedang menata rambut dan bilang

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Aku akan berlibur ke Roma

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Dan dia bilang Oh sungguh Kau naik pesawat apa

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Dia bilang Alitalia

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Dia bilang Alitalia Kau gila

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Itu yang terburuk Mengerikan Jangan naik itu

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Katanya Kau tinggal di mana

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Dia bilang Di Hassler

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Hassler Apa kau bercanda

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Hassler sedang direnovasi Kau akan dengar palu semalaman

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Kau tak akan tidur Kau mau lihat apa

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Dia bilang Kurasa aku akan ke Vatikan

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Vatikan Kau akan antre seharian Kau takkan lihat apa pun

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Maaf Bert apa aku harus dengar lelucon ini

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Sai che mi ricorda

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La barzelletta sulla signora che vuole andare a Roma

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La conosci No

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Una donna va dal parrucchiere e dice

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Vado in vacanza a Roma

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E lui Davvero Con che compagnia aerea

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E lei Alitalia

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E lui Alitalia È impazzita

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È la peggiore È terribile non lo faccia

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Dove alloggia

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E lei All'hotel Hassler

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E lui All'Hassler Sta scherzando

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Lo stanno ristrutturando Sentirà martellare tutta notte

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Poi non dorme Cosa visiterà

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E lei Credo che andrò a visitare il Vaticano

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Il Vaticano Rimarrà in fila tutto il giorno

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Non vedrà niente

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Scusa Bert quanto mi costa questa barzelletta

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あれだよ

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美容室でローマの話をするジョークを知ってるか

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いや

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女性が美容師に言う

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ローマに行くの

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航空会社は

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アリタリア

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正気かい

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あれは最悪だ乗るな

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ホテルは

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ハスラーよ

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ハスラーはやめとけ

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夜じゅう改修工事の音で眠れない

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観光は

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ヴァチカンに行くつもり

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一日並んで終わりだよ何も見られない

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ジョークは別料金か

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어떤 상황인지 알아요

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로마 여행을 준비하는 미용실 직원에 관한 농담 같죠

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뭔지 알아요 아뇨

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미용실 직원이 하나 있는데

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휴가 때 로마에 간다고 했어요

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그래서 동료가 어느 항공사를 이용하냐고 묻죠

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'알리탈리아'

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'알리탈리아라고 제정신이야 '

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'그 항공사 최악이니까 절대 타지 마'

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'숙소는 어디로 잡았어 '

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'하슬러 호텔에서 묵으려고'

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'하슬러 호텔 진심은 아니겠지 '

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'개조 공사 중이라 밤새 망치질 소리에 잠 못 자'

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'뭐 구경할 건데 '

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'바티칸에 가 볼 생각이야'

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'바티칸 거긴 줄만 서다 하루가 끝나'

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'아무것도 못 보고 '

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농담 들은 시간도 돈 쳐줘야 해요

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Vet du hvordan dette er

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Det er som den vitsen om dama hos frisøren hun skal til Roma

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Har du hørt den Jeg vet ikke

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Dama er hos frisøren og sier

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Jeg skal på ferie til Roma

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Han sier Med hvilket flyselskap

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Alitalia svarer hun

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Han sier Alitalia Er du gal

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De er forferdelige Ikke dra med dem

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Så sier han Hvor skal du bo

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På Hassler svarer hun

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Hassler Tuller du

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De pusser opp Det blir hamring hele natten

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Du får ikke sove Hva vil du se

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Hun sier Jeg vil se Vatikanet

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Vatikanet Da må du stå i kø hele dagen

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Du får ikke sett noe

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Unnskyld meg betaler jeg for denne vitsen

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Wiesz jak to jest

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Jak w dowcipie o kobiecie u fryzjera która wyjeżdża do Rzymu

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Znasz go Nie

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Kobieta u fryzjera mówi

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Lecę na urlop do Rzymu

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Fryzjer Naprawdę Jakimi liniami

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Kobieta Alitalią

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Fryzjer Oszalała pani

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Są najgorsze Odradzam

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A gdzie się pani zatrzyma

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Kobieta W Hasslerze

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Żartuje pani

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Właśnie go remontują Całą noc będą walić młotkiem

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Ze snu nici Co chce pani zobaczyć

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Ona Wybieram się do Watykanu

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Spędzi pani cały dzień w kolejce i nic nie zobaczy

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Wybacz Bert czy za ten żart też płacę

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Sabe o que parece

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Parece aquela piada sobre a mulher no cabeleireiro que vai para Roma

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Conhece Não

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Ela está no cabeleireiro e diz

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Vou de férias para Roma

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E ele diz A sério Em que companhia aérea

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Ela responde Alitalia

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E ele Alitalia Está maluca

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É horrível Não vá por essa

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Ele diz Onde vai ficar

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Ela diz No Hassler

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No Hassler Está a gozar

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Estão a remodelar o Hassler Ouvirá a martelar a noite toda

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Não vai dormir O que vai visitar

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Ela diz Vou tentar ir ao Vaticano

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Ao Vaticano Ficará na fila o dia todo

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Não verá nada

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Desculpe Bert Estou a pagar pela piada

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Știi cum e

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E ca în bancul cu femeia la coafor la Roma

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Îl știi Nu

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O femeie se duce la coafor și zice

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Plec la Roma în concediu

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Iar el îi spune Serios Cu ce companie

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Alitalia spune ea

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Alitalia Ai înnebunit

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E cea mai slabă companie alege altceva

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Apoi întreabă Unde ai să stai

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La Hotelul Hassler

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La Hassler Glumești

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E în curs de renovare ai să auzi barosuri toată noaptea

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N ai să dormi Ce vrei să vizitezi

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Cred că am să mă duc la Vatican

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La Vatican Ai să stai la coadă toată ziua

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N ai să vezi nimic

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Îmi cer scuze Bert dar te plătesc pentru banc

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Я вот что скажу

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Это как тот анекдот про женщину у парикмахера которая едет в Рим

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Знаете его Нет

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Женщина приходит в парикмахерскую и говорит Я еду в Рим

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Парикмахер ей Какой авиалинией вы летите

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Она говорит Alitalia

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Он говорит Вы с ума сошли

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Это ужасная авиалиния Не летите с ними

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А где вы остановитесь В отеле Hassler

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В Hassler Вы что смеетесь

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Там идет ремонт Всю ночь будут стучать молотками

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Ужас А что хотите посмотреть

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Она говорит Я хочу увидеть Ватикан

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Ватикан Весь день прождете в очереди и ничего не увидите

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Простите Берт я плачу вам за анекдоты

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Sabes qué es esto

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Es como el chiste ese de la mujer en la peluquería que se va a Roma

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Lo conoces No

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Está con su peluquero y dice Me voy de vacaciones a Roma

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Él le pregunta Sí En qué aerolínea

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Ella dice Alitalia

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Alitalia Estás loca

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Es la peor No vueles con esa Y dónde vas a hospedarte

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En el Hassler

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En el Hassler Bromeas

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Lo están renovando Oirás martillazos toda la noche

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No podrás dormir Qué visitarás

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Ella dice Intentaré ir al Vaticano

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Al Vaticano Harás cola todo el día No vas a ver nada

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Perdón Bert estoy pagando este chiste

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Vet du vad det här liknar

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Det liknar skämtet om kvinnan hos frisören hon ska till Rom

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Har du hört det Nej

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Hon är hos frisören och säger

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Jag ska åka till Rom på semester

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Han säger Verkligen Vilket flygbolag tar du

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Hon säger Alitalia

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Han säger Alitalia Är du inte klok

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De är usla Gör inte det

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Han säger Var ska du bo

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Hon säger På Hassler

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Hassler Skojar du

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De renoverar Hassler De hamrar natten lång

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Du får inte sova Vad ska du se

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Hon säger Jag ska försöka komma till Vatikanen

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Vatikanen Då får du stå i kö hela dagen

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Du hinner inte se nåt

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Ursäkta Bert Betalar jag för det här skämtet

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ค ณร ไหมว าน เหม อนอะไร

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เหม อนม กตลกเก ยวก บผ หญ งคนหน งในร านทำผม เธอกำล งจะไปโรม

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เคยได ย นไหม ไม เคย

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ผ หญ งคนน อย ท ร านทำผม เธอพ ดว า

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ฉ นจะไปโรมในว นหย ด

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และเขาพ ดว า จร งเหรอ น งสายการบ นอะไรล ะ

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เธอตอบว า อาล ตาเล ย

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เขาพ ดว า อาล ตาเล ยเหรอ จะบ าเหรอ

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ม นแย ม นเลวร ายมาก อย าไปสายการบ นน น

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เขาถามว า ค ณจะพ กท ไหน

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เธอบอกว า ฉ นจะพ กท แฮสเลอร

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แฮสเลอร เหรอ ล อเล นร เปล าเน ย

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แฮสเลอร ซ อมแซมอย นะ ค ณจะได ย นเส ยงค อนท งค น

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ค ณจะไม ได นอนเลย ค ณจะไปด อะไร

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เธอบอกว า ฉ นว าจะลองไปวาต ก น

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วาต ก นเน ยนะ ค ณได เข าแถวรอท งว นแน

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ค ณจะไม ได ด อะไรท งน น

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ขอโทษนะ เบ ร ต ผมจ ายเง นมาฟ งม กตลกเหรอ

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Bu neye benziyor biliyor musun

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Roma seyahati öncesi kuaföre giden kadın fıkrasına benziyor

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Biliyor musun Hayır

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Kadın kuaföre gitmiş ve demiş ki

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Roma'ya tatile gideceğim

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Sahi mi Hangi hava yoluyla diye sormuş

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Alitalia demiş

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Alitalia mı Delirdin mi

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O en kötüsü Berbat Ona binme demiş

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Nerede kalacaksın

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Hassler diye cevap vermiş

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Hassler mı Şaka mı bu

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Orası tadilatta Çekiç sesinden uyuyamazsın

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Peki nereyi gezeceksin diye sormuş

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Vatikan'a gitmeye çalışacağım demiş

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Vatikan mı Bütün gün sırada beklersin

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Hiçbir yeri gezemezsin

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Affedersin Bert bu fıkranın parası benden mi çıkıyor

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Anh biết thế thì giống gì không

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Giống câu chuyện hài về người đàn bà ở tiệm làm tóc cô ấy sẽ đi Rome

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Anh biết chuyện này chứ Không biết

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Người đàn bà ở tiệm làm tóc của mình và cô ấy nói

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Tôi sẽ đi Rome nghỉ mát

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Và anh ấy bảo Ồ thật sao Em sẽ đi hãng bay nào

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Cô ấy bảo Alitalia

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Anh ấy bảo Alitalia Em điên à

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Đó là hãng bay tệ Rất tồi tệ Đừng đi hãng đó

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Anh ấy bảo Em sẽ ở đâu

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Cô ấy nói Em sẽ ở tại Hassler

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Hassler Hả em đùa à

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Họ đang sửa chữa Hassler Em sẽ nghe tiếng búa cả đêm

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Em sẽ không ngủ nổi Em sẽ đi tham quan đâu

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Cô ấy nói Em nghĩ em sẽ tìm cách đến Vatican

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Vatican Em sẽ đứng xếp hàng cả ngày dài

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Em sẽ không bao giờ thấy được gì

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Duration

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Timestamp in Movie

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Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

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Heyday Films

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Movie Summary

A stage director and an actress struggle through a grueling, coast-to-coast divorce that pushes them to their personal extremes.

Actors

Bert Spitz