"Mars Attacks!" quotes

Mars Attacks! poster
Earth is invaded by Martians with unbeatable weapons and a cruel sense of humor.

Director: Tim Burton
Writer: Len Brown, Woody Gelman, Wally Wood
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sci-fi
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 52/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $37,781,197
Released: 13 Dec 1996
Awards: 3 wins & 19 nominations

101 Clips

You all right - Mars Attacks! 00:06
You all right
Now what - Mars Attacks! 00:03
Now what
You can't have Martians running all over Nevada - Mars Attacks! 00:05
You can't have Martians running all over Nevada
Screw the press This is a need to know situation - Mars Attacks! 00:08
Screw the press This is a need to know situation
You think you can do anything you want - Mars Attacks! 00:37
You think you can do anything you want
What are you guys gawking at Get that president out of here - Mars Attacks! 00:05
What are you guys gawking at Get that president out of here
We should hit these assholes with everything we got sir - Mars Attacks! 00:05
We should hit these assholes with everything we got sir
They don't know what the hell they're talking about - Mars Attacks! 00:16
They don't know what the hell they're talking about
The teeming masses have gathered from who knows how many states - Mars Attacks! 00:24
The teeming masses have gathered from who knows how many...
My finger - Mars Attacks! 00:03
My finger
Holy mother of God - Mars Attacks! 00:05
Holy mother of God
Martians - Mars Attacks! 00:06
Martians
I'm not a crook - Mars Attacks! 00:06
I'm not a crook
Listen Hoss I've been thinking about Martians when there wasn't no Martians - Mars Attacks! 00:08
Listen Hoss I've been thinking about Martians when there...
If the Martians land will the press have access - Mars Attacks! 00:06
If the Martians land will the press have access
Richie I think these guys are very sick - Mars Attacks! 00:06
Richie I think these guys are very sick
Excuse me folks but we gotta make an unscheduled stop - Mars Attacks! 00:35
Excuse me folks but we gotta make an unscheduled stop
Mr Ambassador What are you doing This doesn't make sense - Mars Attacks! 00:07
Mr Ambassador What are you doing This doesn't make sense
General Decker if you do not shut up - Mars Attacks! 00:16
General Decker if you do not shut up
So long bro So long retard - Mars Attacks! 00:04
So long bro So long retard
Die you alien shithead - Mars Attacks! 00:12
Die you alien shithead
I wanna die - Mars Attacks! 00:05
I wanna die
Now even in a time of so called intergalactic emergency - Mars Attacks! 00:13
Now even in a time of so called intergalactic emergency
Liberals intellectuals - Mars Attacks! 00:13
Liberals intellectuals
Do the Martians have two sexes like we do - Mars Attacks! 00:05
Do the Martians have two sexes like we do
We come in peace We come in peace - Mars Attacks! 00:05
We come in peace We come in peace
Byron Byron Do you know anyone who can fly a plane - Mars Attacks! 00:12
Byron Byron Do you know anyone who can fly a plane
I'll tell you one thing They ain't getting the TV - Mars Attacks! 00:05
I'll tell you one thing They ain't getting the TV
The Martians land on Earth they're gonna need a place to stay - Mars Attacks! 00:07
The Martians land on Earth they're gonna need a place to...
Hello my name is Barbara - Mars Attacks! 00:10
Hello my name is Barbara
Do you have to drink in front of me - Mars Attacks! 00:06
Do you have to drink in front of me
Martians blew up the shop You're kidding me - Mars Attacks! 00:09
Martians blew up the shop You're kidding me
What did they do that for - Mars Attacks! 00:07
What did they do that for
What do you think Marsha - Mars Attacks! 00:07
What do you think Marsha
No weapon No clown outfit - Mars Attacks! 00:14
No weapon No clown outfit
Hey you're Tom Jones right - Mars Attacks! 00:08
Hey you're Tom Jones right
I think it must be my music - Mars Attacks! 00:04
I think it must be my music
Was that okay Yeah - Mars Attacks! 00:07
Was that okay Yeah
We know they're extremely advanced technologically - Mars Attacks! 00:13
We know they're extremely advanced technologically
And rest assured that working together - Mars Attacks! 00:15
And rest assured that working together
The Nancy Reagan chandelier - Mars Attacks! 00:04
The Nancy Reagan chandelier
You want to conquer the world you're gonna need lawyers right - Mars Attacks! 00:05
You want to conquer the world you're gonna need lawyers...
Mother this isn't your house - Mars Attacks! 00:35
Mother this isn't your house
This is great - Mars Attacks! 00:10
This is great
Jason hi it's me - Mars Attacks! 00:06
Jason hi it's me
Thank you honey But don't you dare let this happen again - Mars Attacks! 00:05
Thank you honey But don't you dare let this happen again
And I want to thank my grandma for always being so good to me - Mars Attacks! 00:11
And I want to thank my grandma for always being so good to...
Bye bye Grandma - Mars Attacks! 00:10
Bye bye Grandma
Grandma I bet you never thought you'd live to see the Martians coming to Earth - Mars Attacks! 00:21
Grandma I bet you never thought you'd live to see the...
Whoa He made the international sign of the doughnut - Mars Attacks! 00:05
Whoa He made the international sign of the doughnut
Don't run We are your friends - Mars Attacks! 00:05
Don't run We are your friends
I want the people to know - Mars Attacks! 00:11
I want the people to know
I'm not gonna have that thing in my house - Mars Attacks! 00:13
I'm not gonna have that thing in my house
When you can create - Mars Attacks! 00:36
When you can create
All green of skin - Mars Attacks! 00:26
All green of skin
Guess it wasn't the dove - Mars Attacks! 00:03
Guess it wasn't the dove
And the news that I have heard today - Mars Attacks! 00:04
And the news that I have heard today
You and me both baby - Mars Attacks! 00:11
You and me both baby
I'm not a crook - Mars Attacks! 00:14
I'm not a crook
What are you guys gawking at - Mars Attacks! 00:19
What are you guys gawking at
We should nuke these assholes with everything we got - Mars Attacks! 00:18
We should nuke these assholes with everything we got
What are you doing here - Mars Attacks! 01:46
What are you doing here
We've got to make an unscheduled STOP - Mars Attacks! 01:46
We've got to make an unscheduled STOP
The teeming masses have gathered from who knows how many states - Mars Attacks! 00:48
The teeming masses have gathered from who knows how many...
Funny looks little critters - Mars Attacks! 00:13
Funny looks little critters
I'd been thinkin' about Mars when there wasn't no Mars - Mars Attacks! 00:18
I'd been thinkin' about Mars when there wasn't no Mars
When the Martians land - Mars Attacks! 00:21
When the Martians land
I'll tell you one thing - Mars Attacks! 00:17
I'll tell you one thing
I think these guys are very sick - Mars Attacks! 00:14
I think these guys are very sick
Do you have to drink in front of me - Mars Attacks! 00:17
Do you have to drink in front of me
What are you doing - Mars Attacks! 00:19
What are you doing
This doesn't make sense - Mars Attacks! 00:19
This doesn't make sense
You alien shithead - Mars Attacks! 00:11
You alien shithead
People still want to roll them bones - Mars Attacks! 00:22
People still want to roll them bones
I think it must be my music - Mars Attacks! 00:13
I think it must be my music
Maybe they no liking the human being - Mars Attacks! 00:19
Maybe they no liking the human being
Do you got a girlfriend - Mars Attacks! 00:12
Do you got a girlfriend
Should I go get Grandma - Mars Attacks! 00:44
Should I go get Grandma
We have to strike now - Mars Attacks! 00:25
We have to strike now
People live here - Mars Attacks! 00:15
People live here
But don't you dare let anything like this happen again - Mars Attacks! 00:18
But don't you dare let anything like this happen again
We come in peace - Mars Attacks! 00:14
We come in peace
Know anyone who can fly a plane - Mars Attacks! 00:23
Know anyone who can fly a plane
The're gonna need a place to stay - Mars Attacks! 00:23
The're gonna need a place to stay
If the Martians land - Mars Attacks! 00:23
If the Martians land
My name is Barbara - Mars Attacks! 00:23
My name is Barbara
What do you think - Mars Attacks! 00:16
What do you think
Can I have an autograph - Mars Attacks! 00:24
Can I have an autograph
The Nancy Reagan chandelier - Mars Attacks! 00:13
The Nancy Reagan chandelier
You wanna conquer the world - Mars Attacks! 00:18
You wanna conquer the world
We know they're extremely advanced technologically - Mars Attacks! 00:37
We know they're extremely advanced technologically
Are you wearing a bra - Mars Attacks! 00:11
Are you wearing a bra
I want to thank my Grandma for always being so good to me - Mars Attacks! 00:28
I want to thank my Grandma for always being so good to me
It's Billy Glenn - Mars Attacks! 00:10
It's Billy Glenn
He just made the international sign of the doughnut - Mars Attacks! 00:17
He just made the international sign of the doughnut
I get to meet the Martian Ambassador - Mars Attacks! 00:49
I get to meet the Martian Ambassador
We are your friends - Mars Attacks! 00:11
We are your friends
Guess it wasn't the dove - Mars Attacks! 00:12
Guess it wasn't the dove
Why can't we work out our differences - Mars Attacks! 00:27
Why can't we work out our differences
All green of skin - Mars Attacks! 00:52
All green of skin
They blew up Congress - Mars Attacks! 00:11
They blew up Congress

Cast

President James Dale - Jack Nicholson
First Lady Marsha Dale - Glenn Close
Barbara Land - Annette Bening
Professor Donald Kessler - Pierce Brosnan
Rude Gambler - Danny DeVito
Press Secretary Jerry Ross - Martin Short
Nathalie Lake - Sarah Jessica Parker
Jason Stone - Michael J. Fox
General Decker - Rod Steiger
Tom Jones - Tom Jones
Richie Norris - Lukas Haas
Taffy Dale - Natalie Portman
Byron Williams - Jim Brown
Martian Girl - Lisa Marie
Grandma Florence Norris - Sylvia Sidney
General Casey - Paul Winfield
Louise Williams - Pam Grier
Billy Glenn Norris - Jack Black
Cindy, Byron's Co-Worker - Janice Rivera
Cedric Williams - Ray J
Neville Williams - Brandon Hammond
Richie's Dad - Joe Don Baker
Sue Ann Norris - O-Lan Jones
Mitch, Secret Service Agent - Brian Haley
Dr. Zeigler - Jerzy Skolimowski
White House Tour Guide - Timi Prulhiere
Maurice, the French President - Barbet Schroeder
Mr. Lee - Chi Hoang Cai
Hillbilly - Tommy Bush
White House Decorator - Joseph Maher
Corporate Guy - Willie Garson
GNN Boss - John Roselius
GNN Reporter - Michael Reilly Burke
GNN Reporter - Valerie Wildman
GNN Reporter - Richard Irving
Newscaster - Jonathan Emerson
Mr. Brian, Casino Manager - Vinny Argiro
TV Director - Steve Valentine
Female Journalist - Coco Leigh
NASA Technician - Jeffrey King
Hispanic Colonel - Enrique Castillo
Colonel #2 - Don Lamoth
Stranger - C. Wayne Owens
Colonel - Roger Peterson
Speaker of the House - John Finnegan
Morose Old Guy - Ed Lambert
Incredibly Old Guy - John Gray
Lab Technician - Gregg Daniel
Texan Investor - Rance Howard
Doctor - Jeanne Mori
Saudi Investor - Richard Assad
Elderly Woman Playing Slots - Velletta Carlson
Trailer Lover - Kevin Mangan
Hispanic Woman - Rebeca Silva
White House Waiter - Julian Barnes
White House Photographer - Ken Thomas
Tom Jones Backup Singer - Darelle Porter Holden
Tom Jones Backup Singer - Christi Black
Tom Jones Backup Singer - Sharon Hendrix
Various Martians - Frank Welker
Reporter - Jim Beatty
Reporter - John Bradley
Tom Jones Show Girl - Colleen Ann Brah
Businessman at Newsstand - Greg Bronson
Desert Landing Spectator - Mac Canepi
Old Hippy Lady - Geri Gilmore
Translator Device - Roger Jackson
Navy-Band Member - Walter Ludwig
Tourist - Johnny Mansbach
Ambassador Martian - Stephanie Masoner
Reporter - Scott McKinley
Attacked Citizen - Bob Pepper
Washington DC Tourist - Kelly Lynn Richards
Lt. Col. Swenson - David Sherrill
Cleopatra Cocktail Waitress - Alexandra Smothers
Gambler - Jay So
Desert Landing Spectator - Edward Tubbs
White House Tourist - Carl Washington
Policeman - Don Winsor
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