"Mars Attacks!" quotes

00:27 Why can't we work out our differences 00:04 And the news that I have heard today 00:03 Guess it wasn't the dove 00:26 All green of skin 00:13 I'm not gonna have that thing in my house 00:11 I want the people to know 00:05 Don't run We are your friends 00:05 Whoa He made the international sign of the doughnut 00:21 Grandma I bet you never thought you'd live to see the... 00:10 Bye bye Grandma 00:11 And I want to thank my grandma for always being so good to... 00:05 Thank you honey But don't you dare let this happen... 00:06 Jason hi it's me 00:35 Mother this isn't your house 00:05 You want to conquer the world you're gonna need lawyers... 00:04 The Nancy Reagan chandelier 00:13 We know they're extremely advanced technologically 00:07 Was that okay Yeah 00:04 I think it must be my music 00:08 Hey you're Tom Jones right 00:07 What do you think Marsha 00:07 What did they do that for 00:09 Martians blew up the shop You're kidding me 00:06 Do you have to drink in front of me 00:10 Hello my name is Barbara 00:07 The Martians land on Earth they're gonna need a place... 00:05 I'll tell you one thing They ain't getting the TV 00:12 Byron Byron Do you know anyone who can fly a plane 00:05 We come in peace We come in peace 00:13 Liberals intellectuals 00:13 Now even in a time of so called intergalactic emergency 00:05 I wanna die 00:12 Die you alien shithead 00:04 So long bro So long retard 00:16 General Decker if you do not shut up 00:07 Mr Ambassador What are you doing This doesn't make... 00:35 Excuse me folks but we gotta make an unscheduled stop 00:06 Richie I think these guys are very sick 00:06 If the Martians land will the press have access 00:08 Listen Hoss I've been thinking about Martians when... 00:06 I'm not a crook 00:06 Martians 00:24 The teeming masses have gathered from who knows how many... 00:05 We should hit these assholes with everything we got sir 00:05 What are you guys gawking at Get that president out of here 00:37 You think you can do anything you want 00:06 You all right 00:48 When you can create 00:14 I want the people to know 00:15 I'm not gonna have that thing in my house 00:07 Whoa He made the international sign of the doughnut 00:21 Grandma I bet you never thought you'd live to see the... 00:19 Bye bye Grandma 00:05 Thank you honey But don't you dare let this happen... 00:04 The Nancy Reagan chandelier 00:18 And rest assured that working together 00:08 Was that okay Yeah 00:12 Hey you're Tom Jones right 00:16 No weapon No clown outfit 00:09 What do you think Marsha 00:09 Martians blew up the shop You're kidding me 00:13 Hello my name is Barbara 00:08 The Martians land on Earth they're gonna need a place... 00:05 Do the Martians have two sexes like we do 00:17 They don't know what the hell they're talking... 00:17 General Decker if you do not shut up 00:09 I wanna die 00:12 Die you alien shithead 00:06 So long bro So long retard 00:08 Mr Ambassador What are you doing This doesn't make... 00:47 Excuse me folks but we gotta make an unscheduled stop 00:10 Martians 00:05 Holy mother of God 00:09 My finger 00:29 The teeming masses have gathered from who knows how many... 00:17 They don't know what the hell they're talking... 00:48 You think you can do anything you want 00:09 Screw the press This is a need to know situation 00:11 You can't have Martians running all over Nevada 00:04 Now what 00:15 You all right