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Mars Attacks!

Earth is invaded by Martians with unbeatable weapons and a cruel sense of humor.

Director

Tim Burton

Year

Genre

Box Office

$37,781,197

Production

Warner Bros. Pictures,Tim Burton Productions

Awards

3 wins & 19 nominations

Homepage

https://www.warnerbros.com/movies/mars-attacks/

President James Dale

First Lady Marsha Dale

Barbara Land

Professor Donald Kessler

Rude Gambler

Press Secretary Jerry Ross

Nathalie Lake

Sarah Jessica Parker

Jason Stone

General Decker

Tom Jones

Richie Norris

Taffy Dale

Natalie Portman

Byron Williams

Martian Girl

Grandma Florence Norris

General Casey

Louise Williams

Billy Glenn Norris

Cindy, Byron's Co-Worker

Cedric Williams

Neville Williams

Brandon Hammond

Richie's Dad

Sue Ann Norris

Sharona

Christina Applegate

Mitch, Secret Service Agent

Dr. Zeigler

Jerzy Skolimowski

White House Tour Guide

Maurice, the French President

Barbet Schroeder

Mr. Lee

Hillbilly

White House Decorator

Nun

Gloria M. Malgarini

Nun

Nun

Gloria Hoffmann

Corporate Guy

GNN Boss

GNN Reporter

Michael Reilly Burke

GNN Reporter

Valerie Wildman

GNN Reporter

Newscaster

Jonathan Emerson

Hooker

Tamara 'Gingir' Curry

Hooker

Rebecca Broussard

Mr. Brian, Casino Manager

TV Director

Steve Valentine

Female Journalist

NASA Technician

Hispanic Colonel

Enrique Castillo

Colonel #2

Stranger

Stranger

Joseph Patrick Moynihan

Colonel

Speaker of the House

Morose Old Guy

Incredibly Old Guy

Lab Technician

Doctor

J. Kenneth Campbell

Texan Investor

Doctor

Saudi Investor

Elderly Woman Playing Slots

Velletta Carlson

Trailer Lover

Hispanic Woman

Hippie

Josh Philip Weinstein

White House Waiter

White House Photographer

Tom Jones Backup Singer

Darelle Porter Holden

Tom Jones Backup Singer

Tom Jones Backup Singer

Various Martians

Reporter

Reporter

Tom Jones Show Girl

Colleen Ann Brah

Businessman at Newsstand

Desert Landing Spectator

Spectator

Maria Celeste Genitempo

Old Hippy Lady

Translator Device

Navy-Band Member

Tourist

Johnny Mansbach

Ambassador Martian

Stephanie Masoner

Reporter

Attacked Citizen

Washington DC Tourist

Kelly Lynn Richards

Lt. Col. Swenson

Congressman

William Victor Skrabanek

Cleopatra Cocktail Waitress

Alexandra Smothers

Gambler

Desert Landing Spectator

White House Tourist

Carl Washington

Policeman

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Why can't we work out our differences - Mars Attacks!

Why can't we work out our differences

Hey, howdy there, Mr. - Mars Attacks!

Hey, howdy there, Mr.

What is your take on this, Jerry? - Mars Attacks!

What is your take on this, Jerry?

Screw the press This is a need to know situationWe should make it top secretand move in right away with DEFCON 4 - Mars Attacks!

Screw the press This is a need to know situationWe should...

We know they're extremely advanced technologicallywhich suggests very rightfully so that they're peacefulAn advanced civilization is by definition not barbaric - Mars Attacks!

We know they're extremely advanced technologicallywhich...

Mother this isn't your houseTaffy if you're going to be a pest I'm going to ignore you - Mars Attacks!

Mother this isn't your houseTaffy if you're going...

- I saw you fight Sonny Liston in '69. - Mars Attacks!

- I saw you fight Sonny Liston in '69.

- Yeah? - Byron? - Mars Attacks!

- Yeah? - Byron?

Do you have to drink in front of meYou're an adult Just cope - Mars Attacks!

Do you have to drink in front of meYou're an adult Just...

I'm not a crookI'm ambitious There's a difference - Mars Attacks!

I'm not a crookI'm ambitious There's a...

Yeah? Make it quick. We go out live in 10 minutes. What? The actual president? What do you mean, "cu - Mars Attacks!

Yeah? Make it quick. We go out live in 10 minutes. What? The...

Jason hi it's meYou wearing a bra - Mars Attacks!

Jason hi it's meYou wearing a bra

And the news that I have heard today - Mars Attacks!

And the news that I have heard today

The images are undeniable. - Mars Attacks!

The images are undeniable.

I got people coming in. - Mars Attacks!

I got people coming in.

Listen Hoss I've been thinking about Martians when there wasn't no Martians - Mars Attacks!

Listen Hoss I've been thinking about Martians when...

This......is intense. - Mars Attacks!

This......is intense.

Shut up, Poppy. - Mars Attacks!

Shut up, Poppy.

Yes? Oh, they want me to go interview that professor from the White House. Kessler? - Donald Kessler - Mars Attacks!

Yes? Oh, they want me to go interview that professor from...

- Finished! - Mars Attacks!

Hey, this Martian thing is pretty awesome, huh? - Mars Attacks!

Hey, this Martian thing is pretty awesome, huh?

Excuse me folks but we gotta make an unscheduled stopIt's MamaWhat are you doing here Huh If you ain't home why ain't you in classMama class was canceled Class was not canceledCome here Come here For whatI'm not gonna hurt you Now come hereLet go of - Mars Attacks!

Excuse me folks but we gotta make an unscheduled...

It's Mama. - Mars Attacks!

- Hi. - Hi there. - Want a date? - How about it? A date? - Mars Attacks!

- Hi. - Hi there. - Want a date? - How about it? A date?

Mr. Bava, can I speak to you in private? No, I gotta watch the floor. What do you want, Byron? - I'm - Mars Attacks!

Mr. Bava, can I speak to you in private? No, I gotta watch...

She's flirting with him. - Mars Attacks!

She's flirting with him.

He just copped a feel. - Mars Attacks!

He just copped a feel.

Now what - Mars Attacks!

What's that? - Mars Attacks!

- Oh, my God. - Mars Attacks!

I'm not gonna have that thing in my houseSweetie we may have to The people will expect me to meet with themWell they're not gonna eat off the Van Buren china - Mars Attacks!

I'm not gonna have that thing in my houseSweetie we may...

Whoa He made the international sign of the doughnut - Mars Attacks!

Whoa He made the international sign of the doughnut

All green of skin......800 centuries ago. - Mars Attacks!

All green of skin......800 centuries ago.

- Hey, Mitch. - Mars Attacks!

Hello, my name is Barbara. - Mars Attacks!

Hello, my name is Barbara.

I'm feeling so optimistic because of the Martians. - Mars Attacks!

I'm feeling so optimistic because of the Martians.

Bye-bye. - Mars Attacks!

So long bro So long retard - Mars Attacks!

So long bro So long retard

Bye bye GrandmaGoodbye ThomasIt's Billy Glenn GrandmaI know Thomas Ha ha ha - Mars Attacks!

Bye bye GrandmaGoodbye ThomasIt's Billy Glenn GrandmaI...

Be careful, boy. - Mars Attacks!

Be careful, boy.

Well, he'll be all right. - Mars Attacks!

Well, he'll be all right.

Well, he's gone for a while. - Mars Attacks!

Well, he's gone for a while.

Grandma, I bet you never thought you'd live to see the Martians coming to Earth. - Mars Attacks!

Grandma, I bet you never thought you'd live to see the...

Grandma, are you okay? - Mars Attacks!

Grandma, are you okay?

The president is talking to other world leaders. - Mars Attacks!

The president is talking to other world leaders.

If the Martians land will the press have accessCan we do interviews - Mars Attacks!

If the Martians land will the press have accessCan we do...

Do the Martians have two sexes like we do - Mars Attacks!

Do the Martians have two sexes like we do

From Hollywood, we bring you The Lawrence Welk Show. - Mars Attacks!

From Hollywood, we bring you The Lawrence Welk Show.

Now, here he is, Mr. - Mars Attacks!

Now, here he is, Mr.

This pussycat is the most beautiful pussycat......in the whole world. - Mars Attacks!

This pussycat is the most beautiful pussycat......in the...

- There you go. - Mars Attacks!

- There you go.

How do, Byron? - Mars Attacks!

- Where are they landing? - Mars Attacks!

- Where are they landing?

You can't have Martians running all over Nevada - Mars Attacks!

You can't have Martians running all over Nevada

They don't know what the hell they're talking about. - Mars Attacks!

They don't know what the hell they're talking...

Liberals intellectuals - Mars Attacks!

Liberals intellectuals

General Casey. - Mars Attacks!

I want the Martians to be treated like foreign dignitaries. - Mars Attacks!

I want the Martians to be treated like foreign dignitaries.

Are you positive this thing is gonna work? - Mars Attacks!

Are you positive this thing is gonna work?

Hey, Poppy. - Mars Attacks!

The teeming masses have gathered from who knows how many stateswaiting and watching Why have they comeCuriosity Or is it something moreOr is it simply to say I was thereI was there when first manmet MartianJason Stone GNN Pahrump - Mars Attacks!

The teeming masses have gathered from who knows how many...

Give them room. - Mars Attacks!

Give them room.

It is an awesome sight. - Mars Attacks!

It is an awesome sight.

A silver ramp is coming out......like a giant tongue. - Mars Attacks!

A silver ramp is coming out......like a giant tongue.

Martians - Mars Attacks!

Martians. - Mars Attacks!

Well? Wait a moment. - Mars Attacks!

Well? Wait a moment.

Greetings. - Mars Attacks!

We come in peace. - Mars Attacks!

We come in peace.

We come in peace We come in peace - Mars Attacks!

We come in peace We come in peace

Die you alien shitheadUh ohI surrender - Mars Attacks!

Die you alien shitheadUh ohI surrender

Uh-oh. I surrender. - Mars Attacks!

Uh-oh. I surrender.

Holy mother of God. - Mars Attacks!

Holy mother of God.

Holy mother of God - Mars Attacks!

Holy mother of God

What do you think MarshaKick the crap out of them - Mars Attacks!

What do you think MarshaKick the crap out of them

The new computer's ready, Mr. - Mars Attacks!

The new computer's ready, Mr.

When the investors fly in......I would like for them each to be met by a limo. - Mars Attacks!

When the investors fly in......I would like for them each to...

The Martians land on Earth they're gonna need a place to stayJust like everybody else - Mars Attacks!

The Martians land on Earth they're gonna need a place...

Ethel, that reminds me. - Mars Attacks!

Ethel, that reminds me.

He who believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live. - Mars Attacks!

He who believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live.

A message from the Martians. - Mars Attacks!

A message from the Martians.

Ladies and gentlemen. - Mars Attacks!

Ladies and gentlemen.

Oh. Mr. Ambassador, please! - Mars Attacks!

Oh. Mr. Ambassador, please!

Mr. Ambassador. What are you doing? This doesn't make sense! It's not logical! It's not... Guess it - Mars Attacks!

Mr. Ambassador. What are you doing? This doesn't make...

Guess it wasn't the dove - Mars Attacks!

Guess it wasn't the dove

What did they do that for? - Mars Attacks!

What did they do that for?

Hello, gentlemen. - Mars Attacks!

Hello, gentlemen.

General Decker if you do not shut upI'm going to relieve you of your commandWe have to strike now sirAnnihilate Kill Kill KillShut up Shut up Shut up - Mars Attacks!

General Decker if you do not shut upI'm going to...

Now......I want the people to know......that they still have two out of three branches of government working for them......and that ain't bad. - Mars Attacks!

Now......I want the people to know......that they still have...

Uh.... My fellow Americans......it is with a heavy heart......that I speak to you this afternoon. As - Mars Attacks!

Uh.... My fellow Americans......it is with a heavy...

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Earth is invaded by Martians with unbeatable weapons and a cruel sense of humor.

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Director: Tim Burton

Writer: Len Brown, Woody Gelman, Wally Wood

Production: Warner Bros. Pictures,Tim Burton Productions

Genre: comedy, sci-fi

Year: 1996

MetaScore: 52/100

ImdbRating: 6.4

BoxOffice: $37,781,197

Released: 13 Dec 1996

Awards: 3 wins & 19 nominations

Homepage: https://www.warnerbros.com/movies/mars-attacks/