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And I personally guarantee......that you will get a complete return on your investment......within five months

And I personally guarantee......that you will get a complete returnon your...

Mars Attacks! • 1996

And I personally guarantee......that you will get a complete returnon your investment......within five months. Mr. Land, excuse me, please. Just a second, Sheik Rakmula. Now, even in a time of so-calledintergalactic emergency......the people still wanna rollthem bones. Mr. Land. I believe... Just five more minutes, Quinn. What I would likefor you gentlemen to do......is to view our brand-new,state-of-the-art show room. It is out of sight. Gentlemen

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And I personally guarantee

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that you will get a complete return on your investment

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within five months

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Mr Land excuse me please

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Just a second Sheik Rakmula

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Now even in a time of so called intergalactic emergency

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the people still wanna roll them bones

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Mr Land I believe

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Just five more minutes Quinn

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What I would like for you gentlemen to do

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is to view our brand new state of the art show room

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It is out of sight

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Gentlemen

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هل أستطيع ان أسالك سؤال

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أنا أضمن شخصيا

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انك ستتراجع عن استثماراتك

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خلال خمس شهور

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معزرهسيد لاند

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ثانيه واحده

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الان

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حتى وقت مايسمى الطوارىء بين المجرات

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الناس

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مازالوا يريدون طوى عظامهم

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انا اصدق

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فقط خمس دقائق اخرى

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ماذا تود ان افعل لك

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لتظهر صالة عرضنا الجديده

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انه خارج المنظر

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الساده المحترمين

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Ma garantie personnelle

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que vous récupérerez votre investissement

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dans les cinq mois

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M Land excusez moi

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Un instant cheik Rakula

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Même pendant une prétendue alerte intergalactique

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les gens

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veulent rouler les bobs

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Encore cinq minutes

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Ce que j'aimerais c'est vous montrer

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notre scène ultramoderne

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Elle est d'enfer

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Meine persönliche Garantie

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daß sich in fünf Monaten

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Ihre Investition bezahlt macht

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Entschuldigung Herr Land

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Moment bitte Scheich Rakula

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Sogar

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zu Zeiten einer intergalaktischen Invasion

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wollen die Leute

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ihr Geld gewinnbringend anlegen

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Ich glaube

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Noch fünf Minuten

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Was ich ihnen zeigen möchte

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ist unsere hochmoderne Showbühne

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Einfach umwerfend

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Meine Herren

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Jangan tembak

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Jangan kawatir sayang

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suara burung

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Menunduk

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Terima kasih Mitch Itu tugasku

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Jimmy Aah Jimmy

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teriak

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bahasa alien

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投資した分ぐらい取り戻せるさ

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５か月もあればな

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ランドさんあの

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ちょっと待ってくれ族長シークラクーラ

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いわゆる惑星間戦争が起きようって時でも

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人間は

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ダイスを転がしたがる生き物なんだ

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あと５分で話は済む

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あんた方に見てほしいのは

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アートな最新技術のショールームだ

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目を奪うスゴさだぜ

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いいか

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Eu garanto

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que terão um retorno absoluto de seus investimentos

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em cinco meses

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Sr Land por favor

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Um momento Sheik Rakula

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Bem

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mesmo em tempos de emergência intergaláctica

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o povo ainda

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quer jogar dados

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Sr Land acho que

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Só mais cinco minutos

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O que gostaria que vocês fizessem

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é que visitassem o nosso showroom ultramoderno

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É espetacular

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Senhores

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Я лично гарантирую

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что все ваши инвестиции обернутся доходом

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в течение пяти месяцев

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Мистер Ленд простите

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Минуточку шейх Ракула

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Итак

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даже в период так называемой межгалактической проблемы

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люди

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всё равно будут кидать кости

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Мистер Ленд мне кажется

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Ещё пять минут

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Я бы хотел

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чтобы вы взглянули на наш современный шоу холл

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Он просто великолепен

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Господа

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Personalmente le garantizo

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que recuperarán completamente su inversión

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en un período de cinco meses

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Sr Land discúlpeme

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Un segundo Sheik Rakula

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Ahora

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aún durante la llamada emergencia intergaláctica

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la gente

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aún querrá mover sus huesos

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Yo creo

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Solo cinco minutos mas

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Lo que quiero que hagan es

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ver nuestra nueva sala de exhibiciones del estado del arte

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Es algo nunca visto

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Caballeros

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Duration

48 seconds

Views

60

Timestamp in Movie

01:11:05

Uploaded

Feb 25, 2026

Genres

Production

Warner Bros. Pictures,Tim Burton Productions

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Movie Summary

Earth is invaded by Martians with unbeatable weapons and a cruel sense of humor.