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Assholes. Why did I listen to them?I should have stayed in the hotel. Shit! I surrender,...

Mars Attacks! • 1996

Assholes. Why did I listen to them?I should have stayed in the hotel. Shit! I surrender, okay? You understand what that means?Surrender? Lookit. You're intelligent beings. Let's cut a deal. I can help you. I'm a lawyer. You want to conquer the world,you're gonna need lawyers, right? Here. You want my watch? Take it. Take it. Go on. It's a Rolex. Rolex

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Assholes Why did I listen to them I should have stayed in the hotel

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Shit

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I surrender okay

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You understand what that means Surrender

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Lookit You're intelligent beings

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Let's cut a deal I can help you

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I'm a lawyer

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You want to conquer the world you're gonna need lawyers right

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Here

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You want my watch

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Take it Take it Go on It's a Rolex

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Rolex

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هل أستطيع ان أسالك سؤال

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مغفل لماذا أستمعت لهم كان يجب ان أبقى فى القندق

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اللعنه

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أستسلم حسننا

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أنت لاتعرف ما معنى هذا

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أنظر انتم مخلوقات ذكيه

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لنعقد صفقه بمكننى أن اساعد

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انا محامى

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أنتم ستغزون العالم لذا ستحتاجون محامين

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هنا

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أتريد ساعتى

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خذها خذها أنها رولكس

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Connards Pourquoi les écouter J'aurais dû rester à l'hôtel

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Je me rends d'accord

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Tu comprends Se rendre

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Vous êtes des êtres intelligents

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Faisons affaire Je peux vous aider

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Je suis avocat

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Pour conquérir le monde vous en aurez besoin

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Tu veux ma montre

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Vas y prends la Une Rolex

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Idioten Warum hab ich auf sie gehört Ich hätte im Hotel bleiben sollen

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Scheiße

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Ich ergebe mich okay

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Weißt du was das bedeutet

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Ihr seid doch intelligente Wesen

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Wie wär s ich könnte euch helfen

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Ich bin Rechtsanwalt

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Ihr wollt die Welt erobern da braucht ihr Rechtsbeistand

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Hier

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Wollt ihr meine Armbanduhr

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Nehmt sie Es ist eine Rolex

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くそ初めからホテルに残ってればよかった

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げっ

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手を上げるよ

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分かるかい降参の印だ

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なあおまえら頭いいんだろ

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手を結ぼうぜ力を貸す

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おれは弁護士だ

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世界を征服するなら弁護士が必要だ

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ほら

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時計要らねえか

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やるよほらロレックスだ

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Idiotas Por que fui na onda deles Devia ter ficado no hotel

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Merda

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Eu me rendo está bem

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Sabe o que isso quer dizer

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Veja bem Vocês são inteligentes

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vamos fazer um acordo Posso ajudar vocês

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Sou advogado

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Se querem conquistar o mundo vão precisar de um advogado certo

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Tome

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Quer meu relógio

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Pode pegar venha É um Rolex

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Идиоты И зачем я их послушал Надо было оставаться в отеле

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Чёрт

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Я сдаюсь

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Ты понимаешь что это значит

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Послушай ты же разумное существо

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Я предлагаю сделку Я могу помочь

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Я юрист

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Если вы хотите завоевать мир вам нужны юристы

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Вот

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Хочешь мои часы

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На бери Это Ролекс

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Idiotas Por qué los escucharía Debí quedarme en el hotel

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Mierda

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Me rindo de acuerdo

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Entiendes lo que significa

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Mira Son seres inteligentes

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Hagamos un trato Puedo ayudar

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Soy un abogado

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Ustedes quieren conquistar al mundo van a necesitar abogados cierto

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Aquí

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Quieres mi reloj

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Tómalo Es un Rolex

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Duration

39 seconds

Views

42

Timestamp in Movie

01:22:44

Uploaded

Feb 26, 2026

Genres

Production

Warner Bros. Pictures,Tim Burton Productions

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Movie Summary

Earth is invaded by Martians with unbeatable weapons and a cruel sense of humor.