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It was a porcupine

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

It was a porcupine. It was not a poop. It just means that you need... No, I'm pretty sure....

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. • S01E01 • 2013

It was a porcupine. It was not a poop. It just means that you need... No, I'm pretty sure. And it's not just ward.Your whole roster is sketchy. Well, they're cleared. I would've been very happynot to clear you, Phil. I'd love for you to rest up some more. I've had plenty of that, thanks. You sure? You should go sometime. Where? Tahiti. It's a magical place. Three days in,I'd be begging for an assignment. Exactly

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It was a porcupine It was not a poop

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It just means that you need

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No I'm pretty sure

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And it's not just ward Your whole roster is sketchy

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Well they're cleared

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I would've been very happy not to clear you Phil

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I'd love for you to rest up some more

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I've had plenty of that thanks

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You sure

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You should go sometime

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Where

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Tahiti It's a magical place

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Three days in I'd be begging for an assignment

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Exactly

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لقد كان حيوان قنفذ ليس قطعة من الروث

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وهذا يعني فحسب أنه

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كلا أنا واثق تماما

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والأمر لا يقتصر على وارد فقائمتك بأكملها يشوبها الغموض

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حسنا لقد إجتازوا الإختبارات

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كنت لأكون مسرورا إذا أخفقت بالإختبارات يا فيل

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كنت أود لك الحصول على مزيد من الراحة

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لقد حظيت بالكثير من الراحة شكرا لك

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أأنت واثق

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يجدر بك الذهاب يوما ما

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إلى أين

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تاهيتي

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إنه مكان ساحر

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يكفيني ثلاثة أيام وبعدها سأتوسل لأجل تكليفي بمهمة

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بالضبط

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C'était un porc épic pas un caca

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Ça signifie Si c'en est un

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Il s'agit pas seulement de lui Toute l'équipe est bancale

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Ils sont aptes

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Je t'aurais bien déclaré inapte Phil

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J'aimerais que tu prennes du repos

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J'en ai eu largement assez merci

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Tu es sûr

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Tu devrais y aller

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Où À Tahiti

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C'est un endroit magique

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Après trois jours je supplierais de revenir

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Exactement

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Das war ein Stachelschwein

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Das war kein Haufen

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Das soll nur heißen dass er Nein ich bin mir ziemlich sicher

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Und es ist nicht nur Ward

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Ihre komplette Liste ist unzureichend

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Nun ja sie sind freigegeben

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Ich wäre sehr glücklich darüber gewesen dich nicht freizugeben Phil

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An deiner Stelle hätte ich mich noch ein bisschen ausgeruht

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Davon hatte ich genug

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Danke

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Sind Sie sich sicher

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Sie sollten mal verreisen

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Wohin Tahiti

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Das ist ein magischer Ort

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Drei Tage dort und ich hätte um eine Aufgabe gebettelt

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Exakt

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Tires screeching

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Horns honk

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Horn honks

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What do you weigh 210 220

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It's not the extra weight It's your driving

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You should've let me take the wheel

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My car I drive

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You wouldn't fit behind the wheel anyway

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Reverse signal beeping

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Tires screeching

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Duck No no no no no

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Tadi itu gambar landak Bukannya gambar kotoran

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Berarti bahwa dia

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Tidak Aku sangat yakin itu kotoran

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Dan tak hanya Ward Daftar anggotamu tidak lengkap

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Yah Mereka telah dihapus

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Aku akan sangat senang tidak menghapusmu Phil

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Aku senang kau beristirahat lagi

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Sudah cukup buatku Terima kasih

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Kau yakin

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Kau pun harus pergi ke sana sekali kali

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Di mana

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Tahiti

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Tempat yang luar biasa

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Baru 3 hari di sana Aku mungkin sudah mengemis ngemis kembali bertugas

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Tepat

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トゲがあるが大した問題ではない

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彼の参加に少し懸念があります

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いや私には確信がある

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ウォードだけに限らずあなたの登用基準は大ざっぱだと思いますが

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まあそれはクリアされる

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私はあなたに許可を与えないことが非常にうれしかったでしょうフィル

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あなたはもう少ししっかり休息した方がよいと思う

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十分休ませてもらったよありがとうございます

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本当に

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あなたはいつか行くべきだ

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どこですか

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タヒチ

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そこは魔法の国の様です

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3日間でも休暇が取れればね

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ええ是非

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Это был дикобраз Не какашечка

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Я просто хотела этим сказать что он

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Нет это точно кака я уверен

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И дело не только в Уарде Весь ваш личный состав невнятный

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Они все допущены

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Я был бы очень рад не допустить тебя Фил

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Думаю тебе стоит отдохнуть подольше и набраться сил

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Мне хватило спасибо

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Точно

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Тебе стоит слетать как нибудь

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Куда

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Таити

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Там очень красиво

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Три дня отдыха и я буду умолять о новом задании

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Именно так

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Era un puercoespín No una caca

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Significa que

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No estoy muy seguro

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Y no es solo Ward Toda su alineación es bastante exigua

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Bueno son aptos

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Me hubiese encantado no darle por apto a usted Phil

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Me encantaría que descansara algo más

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Ya he tenido bastante descanso Gracias

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Seguro

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Debería ir alguna vez

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Dónde

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A Tahití

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Es un sitio mágico

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Tres días allí y estaría suplicando por una misión

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Exactamente

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Duration

38 seconds

Views

20

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:04

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

action, adventure, drama

Production

United Artists

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The missions of the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.