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Holy crap

Marvel's Jessica Jones

Holy crap. Yeah, purple is his favorite colorand he didn't even get to give it to me....

Marvel's Jessica Jones • S01E11 • 2015

Holy crap. Yeah, purple is his favorite colorand he didn't even get to give it to me. That's what they call irony. - Sorry.- Oh, shit. You know, I can havea doctor here in 30 minutes. It's fine. It's just ribs.I heal faster than most. You know that. You'll heal wrongif you're not careful. Story of my life. Okay, one more

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Jessica grunts

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Trish sighs Holy crap

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Yeah purple is his favorite color and he didn't even get to give it to me

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That's what they call irony groans

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Sorry Oh shit

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You know I can have a doctor here in 30 minutes

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It's fine It's just ribs I heal faster than most You know that

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You'll heal wrong if you're not careful

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chuckles Story of my life

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Okay one more

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تبا

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نعم الأرجواني هو لونه المفضل وهو لم يتمكن من إعطائي إياه

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هذا ما يسمونه سخرية القدر

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معذرة تبا

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تعلمين أنني استطيع استدعاء طبيب إلى هنا في نصف ساعة

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أنا بخير إنها مجرد ضلوع أن أتعافى أسرع من الباقيين

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ستتعافين بالشكل الخطأ إذا لم تكوني حذرة

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قصة حياتي

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حسنا مرة اخرى

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Bon sang

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Le violet est sa couleur préférée et ce n'est même pas lui qui me l'a fait

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Ironie du sort

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Désolée Merde

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Je peux faire venir un médecin d'ici 30 minutes

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C'est juste les côtes Je guéris très vite

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Et mal si tu ne fais pas attention

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C'est toute ma vie

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Encore un

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Heilige Scheiße

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Ja Violett ist seine Lieblingsfarbe aber er war nicht mal der Urheber

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Das nennt man Ironie

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Entschuldige Scheiße

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In einer halben Stunde wäre ein Arzt hier

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Ach was Sind nur Rippen Bei mir heilt es schnell

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Aber nicht richtig wenn du nicht aufpasst

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Wie so oft in meinem Leben

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Ok eine noch

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Astaga

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Ya ungu warna kesukaannya dan dia bahkan tak perlu hadir memberikannya padaku

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Itu yang mereka sebut ironi

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Maaf Oh sial

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Aku bisa panggil dokter ke sini dalam 30 menit

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Tak apa apa Cuma rusuk Aku cepat sembuh Kau tahu itu

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Kau tak akan sembuh kalau tak hati hati

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Kisah hidupku

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Oke satu lagi

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痛そう

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紫色のアザ奴の好きな色よ

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皮肉なもんね

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ごめん

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痛い

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医者を呼ぶわ

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必要ない人より早く治るから

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ちゃんと治らないわ

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私の人生みたい

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あと１周

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Охренеть не встать

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Да фиолетовый его любимый цвет и даже не он мне его поставил

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Это называется ирония

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Прости Черт

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Знаешь врач доберется сюда за полчаса

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Все нормально Это просто ребра У меня все заживает быстрее Ты же знаешь

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У тебя срастётся неправильно если будешь неосторожна

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Вечно так со мной

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Ладно еще один

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Carajo

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El morado es su color favorito y ni siquiera llegó a hacerme un moretón

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Eso se llama ironía

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Lo lamento Mierda

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Puedo tener un médico aquí en 30 minutos

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Son solo costillas Sabes que sano rápido

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Vas a sanar mal si no te cuidas

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Es la historia de mi vida

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Available in 8 languages

Duration

26 seconds

Views

10

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:13

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Season

1

Episode

11

Genres

action, crime, drama

Production

Monogram Pictures

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Movie Summary

Following the tragic end of her brief superhero career, Jessica Jones tries to rebuild her life as a private investigator, dealing with cases involving people with remarkable abilities in New York City.