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Come on, Dad

Marvel's The Punisher

Come on, Dad. Do it.All right, all right, all right. Once upon a time,in the middle of the...

Marvel's The Punisher • S01E02 • 2017

Come on, Dad. Do it.All right, all right, all right. Once upon a time,in the middle of the night, two dead men, they got up to fight. Back-to-back, they faced each other, they drew their swordsand they shot each other. -Stupid. What do you mean, "stupid"?It's not stupid, it's nonsense. -Nonsense is different from stupid.-Yeah, then it's stupid nonsense. Stop that. Hey, Lis, do the second verse.Show him how it's done. One was blind and the other couldn't see,so they chose a dumb man for a referee. The blind man went to see fair play, and the dumb man went to shout, "Hooray!" -Oh! Attagirl. See, before smartphones and all thatInternet crap, this is how people got by. -So boring.-It's not boring. Hey... Look! There it is!

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Once upon a time in the middle of the night

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two dead men they got up to fight

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Back to back they faced each other

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they drew their swords and they shot each other

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Stupid

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What do you mean stupid It's not stupid it's nonsense

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Nonsense is different from stupid Yeah then it's stupid nonsense

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Stop that

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Hey Lis do the second verse Show him how it's done

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One was blind and the other couldn't see so they chose a dumb man for a referee

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The blind man went to see fair play

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and the dumb man went to shout Hooray

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Oh

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Attagirl

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See before smartphones and all that Internet crap this is how people got by

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So boring It's not boring

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Hey

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Look There it is

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ذات مرة في منتصف الليل

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نهض رجلان ميتان ليتعاركا أدارا ظهريهما لبعضهما وواجها بعضهما

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استلا سيفهما وأطلقا النار على بعضهما

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غباء

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غباء ليس غباء بل غير معقول

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انهما شيئان مختلفان أجل انه غباء غير معقول اذن

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توقف

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اروي الجزء الاخر يا ليس اخبريه كيف يكون ذلك

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كان أحدهما اعمى والآخر لا يرى فاختارا رجلا أبكم ليكون الحكم

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ذهب الأعمى ليضمن اللعب بنزاهة وذهب الأبكم ليهتف مشجعا

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أحسنت

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كان الناس يتسلون بهذه الطريقة قبل الهواتف الذكية والإنترنت

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هذا ممل جدا انه ليس مملا

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انتبهي

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انظرا ها هي

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從前在半夜

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兩個死人起來打架背對背面對彼此

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他們拔劍然後開槍射對方

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真蠢

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蠢不是蠢是胡說

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是兩回事那就是蠢蛋胡說

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別說了

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麗莎來說第二段讓他知道接下來是怎樣的

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一個是盲的一個看不見所以他們選了個笨蛋來當裁判

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瞎子去看公平的比賽笨蛋就喊了聲萬歲

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好樣的

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還未有智能手機和互聯網之前人們就是這樣過活

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真沒趣不是沒趣

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喂

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看在那邊

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Kdysi dávno uprostřed noci povstali k boji dva mrtví soci

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Zády k sobě na sebe hleděli tasili meče a stříleli

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Blbost Není to blbost Je to nesmysl

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Je mezi tím rozdíl Tak je to blbej nesmysl

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Nech toho

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Lis a teď druhou sloku Jen mu ukaž

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Jeden byl slepý a druhý bez očí a tak zápas soudil němý rozhodčí

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Ten slepý chtěl vidět fair play a ten němý zvolal Hej hej

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Šikula

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Než byly mobily a různý internety takhle se lidi bavili

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Je to nuda Není to nuda

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Hele Koukej Už ji vidím

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Engang for længe siden midt om natten

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kom to døde mænd op at slås Ryg mod ryg stod de overfor hinanden

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de trak deres sværd og de skød hinanden

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Dumt

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Det er ikke dumt det er noget vrøvl

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To forskellige ting Så er det noget dumt vrøvl

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Stop så

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Lis fremsig andet vers Vis ham hvordan det skal gøres

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Den ene var blind og den anden kunne ikke se så de valgte en stum mand som dommer

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Den blinde mand ville se fair play Den stumme mand ville råbe Hurra

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Dygtig pige

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Det var sådan man gjorde før smartphones og internettet

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Kedeligt Det er ikke kedeligt

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Se der er den

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Lang geleden midden in de nacht

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vochten er twee doden tegen elkaar Rug tegen rug keken ze elkaar aan

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trokken hun zwaarden en schoten elkaar neer

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Wat dom Het is niet dom het is onzin

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Dat is iets anders Dan is het domme onzin

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Hou op

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Lis laat hem de tweede strofe eens horen

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De een was blind de ander kon niks zien En de scheids was stom

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De blinde keek of ze eerlijk vochten de stomme schreeuwde 'Hoera '

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Goed zo

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Toen mensen nog geen smartphones en internet hadden deden ze dit

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Wat saai Welnee

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Kijk daar is het

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Kerran keskellä yötä

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alkoi tappelu kuolleiden miesten välillä He toisensa kohtasivat

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vetivät ensin esiin miekkansa sitten toisensa ampuivat

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Tyhmä Tyhmä Eikä ole se on lorua

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Ne ovat kaksi eri asiaa Sitten se on tyhmää lorua

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Lopeta tuo

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Lausu toinen säkeistö Lis Näytä hänelle miten se tehdään

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Toinen oli sokea toinen ei voinut nähdä siksi he käyttivät tuomarina mykkää

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Sokea halusi reilusti taistella Mykkä yritti huutaa Hurraa

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Hyvä tyttö

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Näin ihmiset viettivät aikaansa ennen älypuhelimia ja internetiä

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Tosi tylsää Eikä ole

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Katso Tuossa se on

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Il était une fois au milieu de la nuit

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deux hommes morts prêts à se battre Dos à dos ils se firent face

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sortirent leur épée et se tirèrent dessus

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C'est idiot

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Idiot Pas idiot absurde

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Ce n'est pas la même chose Alors c'est idiot et absurde

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Arrête

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Lisa raconte la suite Montre lui comment on fait

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L'un aveugle et l'autre ne voyant pas leur arbitre fut donc un muet

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L'aveugle voulu jouer fair play Le muet s'écria Hourrah

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Bravo

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Avant les smartphones et cette connerie d'Internet

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on se divertissait ainsi

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C'est si ennuyeux Ce n'est pas ennuyeux

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Regardez La voilà

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Es war einmal mitten in der Nacht

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zwei Tote erhoben sich mit Macht Rücken an Rücken standen sie gegenüber

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zogen ihre Schwerter und brieten sich eins über

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Dumm

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Dumm Es ist nicht dumm sondern Blödsinn

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Das sind zwei verschiedene Dinge Ja dann eben dummer Blödsinn

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Hör auf

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Lis erzähl den zweiten Vers Zeig ihm wie man es macht

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Einer blind der andere kann nicht sehen da sollte ein Dummer den Richter geben

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Der Blinde achtete auf das Fairplay Der dumme Man rief Heyhey

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Braves Mädchen

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Vor Smartphones und dem ganzen Internet vertrieb man sich so die Zeit

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Wie langweilig Es ist nicht langweilig

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Schaut Da ist sie

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Μια φορά κι έναν καιρό μια νύχτα σκοτεινή

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μονομαχία ξεκίνησαν να δώσουν δύο νεκροί Πλάτη με πλάτη ο ένας ενάντια στον άλλο

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τράβηξαν τα σπαθιά τους και πυροβόλησαν ο ένας τον άλλο

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Είναι χαζό

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Δεν είναι χαζό ανοησία είναι

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Είναι δύο διαφορετικά πράγματα Τότε είναι μια χαζή ανοησία

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Σταμάτα

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Λις πες τη δεύτερη στροφή Δείξ' του πώς γίνεται

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Ο ένας ήταν τυφλός ο άλλος δεν έβλεπε κι ήρθε ένας ανόητος που θα επέβλεπε

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Ο τυφλός έδωσε έναν αγώνα δίκαιο κι έτσι ο ανόητος φώναξε ένα Ζήτω

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Μπράβο

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Έτσι διασκέδαζαν οι άνθρωποι πριν από τα κινητά και το διαδίκτυο

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Πολύ βαρετό ακούγεται Δεν είναι

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Κοιτάξτε Να 'το

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Once upon a time in the middle of the night

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two dead men they got up to fight

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Back to back they faced each other

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they drew their swords and they shot each other

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CHUCKLES Stupid

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What do you mean stupid It's not stupid it's nonsense

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Nonsense is different from stupid Yeah then it's stupid nonsense

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Stop that

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Hey Lis do the second verse Show him how it's done

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One was blind and the other couldn't see so they chose a dumb man for a referee

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The blind man went to see fair play and the dumb man went to shout Hooray

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Oh CHUCKLES

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Attagirl

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See before smartphones and all that Internet crap this is how people got by

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So boring It's not boring

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Hey

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LISA GASPS Look There it is

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Egyszer régen sötét éjen

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két hulla harcolni kél a két halott szembenéz

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mindkettő fegyvert ránt lőnek máris egymásra ám

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Hülyeség Nem hülyeség hanem zagyvaság

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Az nem ugyanaz Akkor hülye zagyvaság

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Hagyd már

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Lis mondd el neki a második versszakot

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Az egyik vak a másik világtalan bírójuk süket gátlástalan

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A vak igazságot akar látni a süket örömtáncot járni

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Szép volt

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Az okostelefon meg az internet előtt így szórakoztak az emberek

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Unalmas Nem az

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Nézzétek Ott van

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Dahulu kala di tengah malam

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dua orang mati bangkit untuk bertarung

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Tanpa buang waktu saling berhadapan

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keduanya menarik pedang lalu menembak satu sama lain

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Bodoh

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Apa maksudmu bodoh Bukan bodoh tapi omong kosong

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Omong kosong beda dengan bodoh Ya itu omong kosong bodoh

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Hentikan itu

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Hei Lis coba bagian kedua Tunjukkan kepadanya

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Satu buta dan satunya tak bisa melihat jadi mereka pilih si bodoh sebagai wasit

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Si buta ingin lihat permainan sportif Si bodoh ingin teriak Hore

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Oh

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Bagus

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Sebelum ada smartphone dan Internet beginilah cara orang menghabiskan waktu

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Membosankan Ini tidak membosankan

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Hei

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Lihat Itu dia

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C'era una volta nel cuore della notte

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una coppia di uomini che combattevano Schiena contro schiena si fronteggiavano

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estrassero le spade e si spararono

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È stupido

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Stupido No è un controsenso

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È diverso Sì è uno stupido controsenso

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Basta

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Lis recita il secondo verso Fagli vedere

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Uno era cieco e l'altro non vedeva quindi scelsero uno scemo per giudice

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Il cieco voleva vedere un gioco leale e lo scemo gridò Urrà

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Brava bambina

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Prima degli smartphone e di Internet ci si divertiva così

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Che noia Non è noioso

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Ehi

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Guardate Eccola là

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分かったよ

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昔々真夜中に死者２人が

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起き上がり戦った

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背中合わせに向かい合い剣を抜き銃を撃った

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バカげてる

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バカげてるんじゃないこれは意味不明だ

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くだらない

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やめないか

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続きを弟に話してやれ

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目が見えない２人は

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口がきけない人を審判に

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その審判は万歳と叫んだ

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上出来だ

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ネットがない頃はこうして遊んだんだ

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つまんない

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楽しいさ

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見ろ

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自由の女神よ

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옛날 옛적 어느 한밤중에

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죽은 남자 둘이 싸웠어 서로 등을 대고 마주 본 채

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칼을 뽑아 들고 서로에게 총을 쐈지

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바보 같아요

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바보 같은 게 아니라 넌센스라고 하는 거야

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전혀 다르지 바보 같은 넌센스네요

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그러지 마라

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리스 다음 내용 읊어봐라 본때를 보여줘

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한쪽은 맹인 한쪽은 장님이라 벙어리한테 심판을 맡겼는데

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맹인은 눈을 부릅뜨고 봤고 벙어리는 만세 를 외쳤어

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잘했다

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스마트폰이랑 인터넷 같은 게 없던 시절엔 그렇게 놀았어

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완전 재미없어 아니야

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저기 있어요

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Det var en gang midt på natta

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at to døde menn sto opp for å slåss Rygg mot rygg sto de overfor hverandre

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og trakk sverdene sine og skjøt hverandre

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Dumt

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Dumt Det er ikke dumt Det er tøys

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Det er to forskjellige ting Da er det dumt tøys

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Kutt ut

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Lis ta andre verset Vis ham hvordan det skal gjøres

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Én var blind og den andre kunne ikke se Så de valgte en stum mann til dommer

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Den blinde ville se rettferdig spill Den stumme ropte Hurra

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Flink jente

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Før smarttelefoner og Internett tullet var det sånn folk klarte seg

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Kjempekjedelig Det er ikke kjedelig

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Dere

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Se Der er den

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Dawno temu w środku nocy

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zmierzyło się dwóch truposzy Stanęli plecami twarzą w twarz

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wyjęli miecze i padł strzał

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To głupie

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Nie głupie tylko absurdalne

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To dwie różne rzeczy Głupi absurd

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Przestań

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Powiedz drugą zwrotkę Lis Pokaż mu jak to się robi

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Jeden nie widział drugi był ślepcem więc na sędziego wybrali głupca

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Ślepiec widział że to czysta gra Głupiec bez przerwy krzyczał hurra

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Bardzo dobrze

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Tak się bawiliśmy zanim pojawiły się smartfony i Internet

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Nudy Wcale nie

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Patrzcie Jest

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Era uma vez no meio da noite

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dois mortos se levantaram pra lutar De costas eles se encararam

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desembainharam as espadas e atiraram um no outro

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É bobagem

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Bobagem Não é bobagem é absurdo

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Duas coisas diferentes Então é uma bobagem absurda

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Pare com isso

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Lis continue a história Mostre a ele como se faz

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Um era cego e o outro não podia ver então escolheram um mudo como árbitro

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O cego foi ver um jogo justo O mudo gritou Viva

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Muito bem

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Antes de celulares e da internet é como as pessoas se entretinham

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Que chatice Não é chato

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Ei

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Vejam Lá está

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Au fost o dată ca niciodată în miezul nopții

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doi morți care s au ridicat să lupte Spate în spate stăteau față în față

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și au scos săbiile și s au împușcat

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Ce prostie

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Nu e o prostie e un nonsens

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Sunt lucruri diferite E un nonsens prostesc

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Termină

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Lis spune a doua strofă Arată i tu cum se face

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Unul era orb celălalt nu vedea așa că l au ales pe mut ca arbitru

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Orbul voia să vadă fairplay Mutul a strigat Ura

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Bravo

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Înainte de smartphone uri și internet așa se distra lumea

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E plictisitor Ba nu

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Hei

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Uite

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Как то раз два мертвеца восстали среди ночи

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чтоб разобраться слегонца

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Вплотную они приблизились друг к другу

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обнажили мечи и убили друг друга

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Тупость

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Что значит тупость Это не тупость это бредятина

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Бредятина отличается от тупости Ага тогда это тупая бредятина

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Хватит

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Лиз давай второй куплет Покажи ему как надо

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Один ничего не видел другой был слепой так что судьёй у них стал тупой

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Слепец хотел увидеть честную игру а тупица хотел кричать Юху

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Умница

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Видишь ли до появления смартфонов и интернетов люди так развлекались

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Очень скучно Ничего не скучно

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Смотри Вот она

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Kedysi dávno uprostred noci

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rozhodli sa pobiť dvaja mŕtvi cvoci Navzájom chrbtom otočili sa

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vytiahli svoje meče a zastrelili sa

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Hlúpe

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Hlúpe To nie je hlúpe je to nezmysel

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Dve rozdielne veci Áno potom je to hlúpy nezmysel

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Prestaň

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Lis daj druhú slohu Ukáž mu ako sa to robí

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Jeden nevidel a druhý bol slepý vybrali si rozhodcu ktorý bol hlúpy

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Slepý chcel vidieť či je to fér hra Blbý chcel zase kričať Hurá

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To je moje dievča

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Predtým než boli smartfóny a internet sa ľudia bavili takto

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Taká nuda Nie je to nuda

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Hej

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Pozrite Tam je

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Había una vez en el medio de la noche

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dos muertos que empezaron a pelear Espalda a espalda se enfrentaron

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sacaron sus espadas y se dispararon

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Estúpido

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Estúpido No es estúpido es disparatado

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Son dos cosas distintas Es un disparate estúpido entonces

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Basta

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Lis haz el segundo verso Muéstrale cómo se hace

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Uno era ciego y el otro no veía así que un mudo el árbitro sería

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Juego limpio es lo que el ciego vio El mudo hurra gritó

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Esa es mi niña

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Antes de los teléfonos inteligentes y esa mierda de Internet se hacía esto

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Es muy aburrido No es aburrido

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Oigan

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Miren Ahí está

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En gång för länge sen hände det sig mitt i natten

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att två döingar blev arga som katten Rygg mot rygg de stod vända mot varann

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drog sina svärd och sköt varann

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Dumt

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Dumt Det är inte dumt utan nonsens

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Det är två skilda saker I så fall är det dumt nonsens

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Sluta

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Lis ta andra versen Visa hur det ska gå till

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Den ena var blind och såg ingenting så en dummer fick bestämma över allting

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Den blinda gick dit för att speja Dummern gick dit för att ropa heja

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Bra

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Det var så man roade sig innan internet och smarttelefoner

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Vad trist Det är det inte alls

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Du

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Titta Där är den

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Bir varmış bir yokmuş vakit gece yarısı olmuş

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iki ölü adam düello için kalkmış ikisi de dönüp birbirine bakmış

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kılıçlarını çekmişler birbirlerini vurmuşlar

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Salakça

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Salakça değil sadece saçma

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İkisi farklı şeyler O zaman saçma salak

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Keş şunu

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Lis ikinci dörtlüğü sen söyle de nasıl yapıldığını görsün

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Biri körmüş diğeri görmezmiş ikisi de dilsiz bir adamı hakem seçmiş

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Kör adam tarafsız ol demiş dilsiz adam Yupi diye seslenmiş

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Aferin

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Akıllı telefonlar ve internetten falan önce insanlar böyle vakit geçirirdi

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Çok sıkıcı Sıkıcı değil

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Bak

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Bakın İşte göründü

Available in 25 languages

Duration

52 seconds

Views

101

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:10

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

action, crime, drama

Production

Unidis,Jolly Film,Produzione D.S. (Dario Sabatello),Gallus Films

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Movie Summary

After his revenge on those who murdered his family, aimless Marine veteran Frank Castle finds a new meaning in life as a vigilante known as "The Punisher".