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Butts are bad because they wash out to sea
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Mary and Max

Butts are bad because they wash out to sea, and fish smoke them and become...

Max Jerry Horovitz:

Butts are bad because they wash out to sea, and fish smoke them and become nicotine-dependent. I am just joking, because of course it is impossible for a cigarette to remain lit underwater. Also, fish do not have pockets to keep cigarette lighters in

Full Transcript

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Butts are bad because they wash out to sea
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and fish smoke them and become nicotine dependent
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I am just joking because of course
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it is impossible for a cigarette to remain lit underwater
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Also fish do not have pockets to keep cigarette lighters in
Duration
24 seconds
Views
736
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:55
Uploaded
Mar 26, 2022
Genres
animation, comedy, drama
Production
Melodrama Pictures

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Movie Summary

A tale of friendship between two unlikely pen pals: Mary, a lonely, eight-year-old girl living in the suburbs of Melbourne, and Max, a forty-four-year old, severely obese man living in New York.

Actors

Philip Seymour Hoffman
Max Jerry Horovitz
Philip Seymour Hoffman
I was born Jewish and used to believe in God - Mary and Max 00:32
I was born Jewish and used to believe in God
My third job was for a company that printed logos on novelty items - Mary and Max 00:23
My third job was for a company that printed logos on novelty...
Jurors are outstanding members of the community - Mary and Max 00:08
Jurors are outstanding members of the community
My fifth job was as a garbage collector - Mary and Max 00:14
My fifth job was as a garbage collector
Have you ever been a communist - Mary and Max 00:10
Have you ever been a communist
Max hoped Mary would write again - Mary and Max 00:15
Max hoped Mary would write again
Even though Max's letter smelt like fish heads and orange peel - Mary and Max 00:19
Even though Max's letter smelt like fish heads and...
He's scared of outside which is a disease called homophobia - Mary and Max 00:07
He's scared of outside which is a disease called...
Tell Bernie Clifford your birthmark is made of chocolate - Mary and Max 00:29
Tell Bernie Clifford your birthmark is made of chocolate
Recipes are like mathematical equations - Mary and Max 00:24
Recipes are like mathematical equations
It would be good if there was a 'Fat Fairy' - Mary and Max 00:12
It would be good if there was a 'Fat Fairy'
She could make the end pointy - Mary and Max 00:29
She could make the end pointy
People often think I am tactless and rude - Mary and Max 00:20
People often think I am tactless and rude
I cannot understand how being honest can be improper - Mary and Max 00:14
I cannot understand how being honest can be improper
Max knew nothing about love - Mary and Max 00:08
Max knew nothing about love
Do you have a favourite sounding word - Mary and Max 00:14
Do you have a favourite sounding word
I have also invented some new words - Mary and Max 00:34
I have also invented some new words
PPS Not much has happened since I last wrote - Mary and Max 00:13
PPS Not much has happened since I last wrote
Dear Mary - Mary and Max 00:12
Dear Mary
The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect - Mary and Max 00:14
The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect