I was born Jewish and used to believe in God but I've since read many books that have...
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Max Jerry Horovitz:
I was born Jewish and used to believe in God but I've since read many books that have proven God is just a figment of my imagination. People like to believe in God 'cause it answers difficult questions, like where did the universe came from, do worms go to heaven and why do old ladies have blue hair. And even though I'm an atheist, I still wear my yarmulke as it keeps my brain warm.
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I was born Jewish and used to believe in God
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but I've since read many books
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that have proven God is just a figment of my imagination
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People like to believe in God because it answers complicated questions
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like where did the universe come from
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do worms go to heaven
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and why do old ladies have blue hair
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Even though I'm an atheist
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I still wear my yarmulke as it keeps my brain warm
Clip duration: 32 seconds
Views: 226
Timestamp in movie: 00h 20m 23s
Uploaded: 26 March, 2022
Genres: animation, comedy, drama
Summary: A tale of friendship between two unlikely pen pals: Mary, a lonely, eight-year-old girl living in the suburbs of Melbourne, and Max, a forty-four-year old, severely obese man living in New York.
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00:08 You are my best friend You are my only friend
00:24 Unfortunately in America babies are not found in cola cans
00:24 Butts are bad because they wash out to sea
00:20 People often think I am tactless and rude
00:32 Dr Bernard Hazelhof said if I was on a desert island
00:13 PPS Not much has happened since I last wrote
00:29 Tell Bernie Clifford your birthmark is made of chocolate
00:08 Max knew nothing about love
00:07 He's scared of outside which is a disease called...
00:34 I have also invented some new words
00:15 Max hoped Mary would write again
00:12 It would be good if there was a 'Fat Fairy'
00:14 Do you have a favourite sounding word
00:29 She could make the end pointy
00:12 Max had trouble understanding non verbal signals
00:08 Jurors are outstanding members of the community
00:24 Recipes are like mathematical equations
00:12 Dear Mary
00:14 My fifth job was as a garbage collector
00:10 Have you ever been a communist