Tell Bernie Clifford your birth mark is made of chocolate, which means when you get to...
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Max Jerry Horovitz:
Tell Bernie Clifford your birth mark is made of chocolate, which means when you get to heaven you will be in charge of all the chocolate. This of course is a lie, I do not like lies, but in this case I think it will be of benefit. I wish I could be in charge of all the chocolate, but of course I can not, because of my Atheism.
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Tell Bernie Clifford your birthmark is made of chocolate
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which means when you get to heaven
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you will be in charge of all the chocolate
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This of course is a lie I do not like lies
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but in this case I think it will be of benefit
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I wish I could be in charge of all the chocolate
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but of course I cannot because of my atheism
Clip duration: 29 seconds
Views: 227
Timestamp in movie: 00h 33m 12s
Uploaded: 26 March, 2022
Genres: animation, comedy, drama
Summary: A tale of friendship between two unlikely pen pals: Mary, a lonely, eight-year-old girl living in the suburbs of Melbourne, and Max, a forty-four-year old, severely obese man living in New York.
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