Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was...
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Max Jerry Horovitz:
Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're an atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes.
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Unfortunately in America babies are not found in cola cans
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I asked my mother when I was four
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and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis
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If you aren't Jewish they're laid by Catholic nuns
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If you're an atheist they're laid by dirty lonely prostitutes
Clip duration: 24 seconds
Views: 191
Timestamp in movie: 00h 17m 09s
Uploaded: 26 March, 2022
Genres: animation, comedy, drama
Summary: A tale of friendship between two unlikely pen pals: Mary, a lonely, eight-year-old girl living in the suburbs of Melbourne, and Max, a forty-four-year old, severely obese man living in New York.
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00:24 Butts are bad because they wash out to sea
00:20 People often think I am tactless and rude
00:32 Dr Bernard Hazelhof said if I was on a desert island
00:13 PPS Not much has happened since I last wrote
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00:08 Max knew nothing about love
00:07 He's scared of outside which is a disease called...
00:34 I have also invented some new words
00:15 Max hoped Mary would write again
00:12 It would be good if there was a 'Fat Fairy'
00:14 Do you have a favourite sounding word
00:29 She could make the end pointy
00:12 Max had trouble understanding non verbal signals
00:08 Jurors are outstanding members of the community
00:24 Recipes are like mathematical equations
00:12 Dear Mary
00:14 My fifth job was as a garbage collector
00:10 Have you ever been a communist
00:19 Meanwhile a man called Max Horowitz also watched 'The...
00:23 My third job was for a company that printed logos on novelty...