Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was...
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Max Jerry Horovitz:
Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're an atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes
Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're an atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes
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Unfortunately in America babies are not found in cola cans
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I asked my mother when I was four
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and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis
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If you aren't Jewish they're laid by Catholic nuns
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If you're an atheist they're laid by dirty lonely prostitutes
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Movie Summary
A tale of friendship between two unlikely pen pals: Mary, a lonely, eight-year-old girl living in the suburbs of Melbourne, and Max, a forty-four-year old, severely obese man living in New York.
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Max Jerry Horovitz
