Uncle Albert, I got a jolly joke I saved for just such an occasion. Would you like to hear...
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Bert:
Uncle Albert, I got a jolly joke I saved for just such an occasion. Would you like to hear it?
Uncle Albert:
[sobbing]
I'd be so grateful.
Bert:
Righto. Well, it's about me granddad, see, and one night he had a nightmare, he did. So scared that he chewed his pillow to bits. Bits. Next morning, I says, "How you feel, Granddad?" He says, "Oh, not bad. A little down in the mouth."
[Bert laughs, Uncle Albert sobs harder]
Bert:
I always say there's nothing like a good joke.
Uncle Albert:
[sobbing]
No, and that was nothing like a good joke.
Transcript
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Uncle Albert
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I got a jolly joke I saved for just such an occasion
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Want to hear it I'd be so grateful
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Righto It's about me granddad
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One night he had a nightmare
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So scared he chewed his pillow to bits
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Next morning I says How do you feel
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He says A little down in the mouth
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There's nothing like a good joke
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No and that's nothing like a good joke
Clip duration: 39 seconds
Views: 1052
Timestamp in movie: 01h 17m 45s
Uploaded: 06 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, family, fantasy
Summary: In turn of the century London, a magical nanny employs music and adventure to help two neglected children become closer to their father.
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00:51 Ladies an' gents
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01:11 Do you know what happened
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