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Mary Poppins

There's nothing like a good joke. No, and that's nothing like a good joke

There's nothing like a good joke. No, and that's nothing like a good joke

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There's nothing like a good joke
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No and that's nothing like a good joke
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
289
Timestamp in Movie
01:18:15
Uploaded
Mar 01, 2026
Genres
comedy, family, fantasy
Production
Walt Disney Productions

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Movie Summary

In turn of the century London, a magical nanny employs music and adventure to help two neglected children become closer to their father.
Bit late tonight, aren't you? - Mary Poppins 00:13
Bit late tonight, aren't you?
We're so glad you're home! - Mary Poppins 00:48
We're so glad you're home!
The children must be moulded shaped and taughtThat life's a looming battle to be faced and fought - Mary Poppins 00:09
The children must be moulded shaped and taughtThat...
I'm disturbed to hear my children talking about popping into picturesconsorting with racehorse persons fox huntingI don't mind that It's traditionBut parties on the ceilingHaving tea parties on the ceilingAnd other highly questionable outingsIf they must - Mary Poppins 00:29
I'm disturbed to hear my children talking about popping...
An outing with FatherHe's never taken us on an outingHe's never taken us anywhereHow did you manage itYou gave him the ideaHow impertinentMe giving ideas to people ReallyWhere's he taking us The bankMichael the city Father can point out the sightsMost - Mary Poppins 00:36
An outing with FatherHe's never taken us on an...
Yes Sometimes a little thing is quite important - Mary Poppins 00:06
Yes Sometimes a little thing is quite important
Early each day to the steps of St Paul'sThe little old bird woman comesIn her own special way to the people she callsCome buy my bags full of crumbsCome feed the little birdsShow them you careAnd you'll be glad if you doTheir young ones are hungryTheir - Mary Poppins 02:28
Early each day to the steps of St Paul'sThe little old...
Though her words are simple and few Listen, listen She's calling to you Feed the birds Tuppence a bag Tuppence Tuppence a bag - Mary Poppins 00:39
Though her words are simple and few Listen, listen...
Of course I can Do you think I can't see past the end of my nose - Mary Poppins 00:05
Of course I can Do you think I can't see past the end...
Waste your money on birds Certainly not - Mary Poppins 00:05
Waste your money on birds Certainly not
Hello, Banks. - Mary Poppins 00:25
Hello, Banks.
That's the elder Mr Dawes, a giant in the finance world. - Mary Poppins 00:25
That's the elder Mr Dawes, a giant in the finance...
Feed the birds and what have you gotFat birdsButIf you invest your tuppence wisely in the bankSafe and soundSoon that tuppenceSafely invested in the bankWill compoundAnd you'll achieve that sense of conquestAs your affluence expandsIn the hands of the - Mary Poppins 01:00
Feed the birds and what have you gotFat birdsButIf you...
You see Michael you'll be part of railways through AfricaExactlyDams across the NileTalk about the ships Fleets of ocean greyhoundsTell them moreMajestic self amortizing canalsIt fires the imaginationPlantations of ripening teaAll fromTuppencePrudently - Mary Poppins 00:48
You see Michael you'll be part of railways through...
While stand the Banks of EnglandEngland standsWhen fall the Banks of EnglandEngland falls - Mary Poppins 00:18
While stand the Banks of EnglandEngland standsWhen fall the...
When fall the Banks of England, England falls! - Mary Poppins 00:07
When fall the Banks of England, England falls!
Welcome to our joyful family of investorsGive it backMichael behaveGive it to himGive me back my moneyThe bank won't give someone their moneyI'm getting mineCome along every penny - Mary Poppins 00:25
Welcome to our joyful family of investorsGive it backMichael...
Give it back - Mary Poppins 00:05
Give it back
The bank won't give someone their moneyI'm getting mineCome along every penny - Mary Poppins 00:08
The bank won't give someone their moneyI'm getting...
Come on! - Mary Poppins 00:18
Come on!