"MASH" quotes
The staff of a Korean War field hospital use humor and high jinks to keep their sanity in the face of the horror of war.
Director: Robert Altman
Writer: Richard Hooker, Ring Lardner Jr.
Production: N/A
Year: 1970
MetaScore: 80/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $81,600,000
Released: 18 Mar 1970
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 14 wins & 24 nominations total
84 Clips
Lt. Col. Henry Braymore BlakeTrapper JohnHawkeye PierceFrank BurnsDuke ForrestSsgt. GormanMaj. Frank BurnsFather MulcahyExtra (uncredited)Captain WaldowskiLt. Maria 'dish' SchneiderCol. Wallace C. MerrilCpl. Walter 'radar' O'reillyHo-jonCapt. MurrhardtCapt. BandiniLt. Col. Henry Braymore BlakeTrapper JohnHawkeye PierceFrank BurnsDuke ForrestSsgt. GormanMaj. Frank BurnsFather MulcahyExtra (uncredited)Capt. 'painless' WaldowskiMotor Pool SergeantLt. Maria 'dish' SchneiderCpl. JudsonCol. Wallace C. MerrilCheerleadersCpl. Walter 'radar' O'reillyHo-jonCapt. MurrhardtCapt. Bandini
00:14 Attention Captain Mclntyre will give a lecture on blood and...
00:06 There's no competition to the Painless Pole but...
00:06 I don't drink
00:25 Attention Attention May I have the camp's attention
00:06 Look Dago he is not committing suicide only intending to
00:16 Right we're not here to sell lemonade we're here...
00:06 What kind of team is this
00:06 You can't blame Henry because Hot Lips Houlihan...
00:07 I would have invited you back to share my little bed with me...
00:28 There you are sir The officers' mess Perhaps you would...
00:26 What is it Henry's got our orders We can go home
00:26 Finished work for the day Yes Why
00:28 I wasn't gonna fool around out here because I got these
00:08 Sir ever since the dark days before Pearl Harbor I've...
00:08 Schermerhorn Get that son of a bitch He just stole my jeep
00:22 Attention Captain Bandi Captain Bandini
00:10 Attention camp compound Urine specimens will be required...
00:32 Attention Attention
00:05 Why didn't you tell me about the papers I tried to
00:17 I got an idea how we can make some money
00:14 Now we're going to begin with the three basic...
00:07 I wanna make sure the oozing is checked Damn perfectionist
00:06 Doctor Doctor You forgot your shingle Doctor
00:06 You can't go in the colonel's office That's...
01:10 Lieutenant you look terrible Captain look at his eyes Let me...
00:13 Frank Burns does not know his way around an operating...
00:06 I wish they wouldn't land these things when we're...
00:15 Frank were you on this religious kick at home or did you...
00:21 Attention camp compound Corporal Judson has informed the...
00:13 All noncommissioned Attention Attention
00:51 What's that That's a martini Frank
00:26 Shall follow What's this here
00:26 Attention Attention Friday night's movie will be The...
00:14 Goddamn army
00:06 I don't know I must have lost my punch I never expected...
00:16 Right we're not here to sell lemonade we're here...
00:20 There was nothing I could do
00:05 If this guy knew the clowns who are operating on him...
00:08 Anybody know if he's an officer or an enlisted man
00:30 Well you know Man o'War
00:03 Goddamn army
00:05 Suicide is painless
00:26 I'm tired of you trying to run this outfit There's...
00:15 Who are you
00:05 It's a good thing you have a nice body nurse or...
00:19 All right I demand an explanation
00:17 Bastard 88 called me a coon
00:08 Oh Frank Oh Frank my lips are hot
00:10 Oh Frank Oh yes Is this the Bickersons I love them
01:02 Is that true what I hear about you Duke back to the kidney...
00:40 Dish let me have a long needle holder
00:39 Are you a beer drinker or would you like to share a martini
00:09 Due to a possible camp infection Arlene Chu's Hollywood...
00:33 And if you don't turn them over to the MP this minute
00:16 Radar what's the general trying to say Didn't...
00:16 A football game
00:09 God meant us to find each other
01:06 He does not know his way around a body
00:52 I didn't hear What colour was her hair
00:09 I wonder how such a degenerate
00:11 You idiot I said a cardiac needle
00:14 Dammit Henry Frank Burns is a menace
00:45 What are you two hoodlums doing here Ma'am we are...
00:06 This isn't a hospital It's an insane asylum
00:16 No no No food No food
01:12 Henry you gotta do something We have stuck it out for a week...
00:14 Radar Oh I'm Corporal O'Reilly They call me Radar
00:16 Oh by the way I have a report here Henry from your chief...
00:23 Oh and I had another idea I think we should have some plays
00:11 Captain Hawkeye Pierce I had a TWX about you Seems you stole...
00:09 My God They've shot him
01:06 Attention Tonight's movie has been MASH
00:07 Colonel fair's fair If I nail Hot Lips and punch...
01:06 He's formulating the answer
00:05 All right bub your fuckin' head is comin' right...
00:23 It brings on many changes
00:29 If that's OK with you then we got a deal
00:20 4077th MASH This is the jeep here
00:31 Who are those men Friends of yours Murrhardt
Cast
Hawkeye Pierce - Donald Sutherland
Trapper John McIntyre - Elliott Gould
Duke Forrest - Tom Skerritt
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' O'Houlihan - Sally Kellerman
Maj. Frank Burns - Robert Duvall