Henry, you've got to do something. We've stuck it out for a whole week now. Pretty girl,...
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Hawkeye Pierce:
[Hawkeye and Duke barge in]
Henry, you've got to do something. We've stuck it out for a whole week now.
[to Duke, gesturing to Lt. Leslie]
Hawkeye Pierce:
Pretty girl, ain't she?
Duke Forrest:
Yeah. She's the type that really grows on ya.
Colonel Blake:
Uh, what is it, men?
Hawkeye Pierce:
That sky pilot. You have got to get him out of our tent.
Colonel Blake:
YOUR tent?
Duke Forrest:
Yeah get that nurse in there. She don't look like the type to keep you awake all night prayin'.
Colonel Blake:
I've been in the Army a long time. I know what you fellas are trying to pull, but you're not going to push me around.
Hawkeye Pierce:
Henry, not for the world would I push you around. But look there is one more thing: we need a chest cutter.
Duke Forrest:
Yeah, we gotta get an A1 chest cutter in here right away, Henry, or we're gonna be in a hell of a lot of trouble.
Colonel Blake:
Forget it. No MASH unit has a chest surgeon, and we're not about to get one. You guys are gonna have to go in to work early today.
Hawkeye Pierce:
Boy, Henry, you work those kind of hours, you really need your rest, and you can't get it with a sky pilot jabbering to Heaven all night...
Colonel Blake:
Major Burns will be out of your tent in 24 hours.
Hawkeye Pierce:
Henry, there is just one more thing...
Colonel Blake:
I told you Major Burns will be out of your tent in 24 hours!
Hawkeye Pierce:
A chest cutter.
Colonel Blake:
Nope.
[sighs]
Colonel Blake:
I'll try, damn it. You can't ask any more than that.
Transcript
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Henry you gotta do something We have stuck it out for a week Pretty girl
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Yeah she kinda grows on you
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What is it men That sky pilot Get him out of our tent
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Your tent Yeah Get that nurse in there
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She won't keep us awake all night praying
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I've been here a long time I know what you're trying to pull but you won't push me around
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Not for the world would I push you around but look there is one more thing
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We need a chest cutter We need a good one or there'll be trouble
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No MASH unit has a chest surgeon We won't get one
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Sir they're behind in the OR and the pre op ward is jammed up
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The helicopters and ambulances are coming in full
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You have to work early today
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And add overtime to a 12 hour day The union'll raise Cain with you
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With those hours you need rest You can't get it with Burns jabbering to God
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Burns will go in 24 hours
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Tell them Captain Pierce and Captain Forrest are on the way
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Henry there's one more thing I told you Major Burns will go in 24 hours
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The chest cutter No
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I'll try You can't ask more than that
Clip duration: 72 seconds
Views: 167
Timestamp in movie: 00h 17m 21s
Uploaded: 04 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, war
Summary: The staff of a Korean War field hospital use humor and high jinks to keep their sanity in the face of the horror of war.
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