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Duke Forrest:
What color was her hair? Trapper John:
Black, shiny. Shiny black hair. Duke Forrest:
Black. You like black, huh? I'm kinda partial to blondes myself. Hawkeye Pierce:
I knew it. I knew you had a - - had an attraction for Hotlips Houlihan. Trapper John:
Hear, hear. Duke Forrest:
Go to Hell, Captain Pierce. You know I damn near puke every time I look at her. 'Sides, I'll bet she's not a real blond. Hawkeye Pierce:
How dare you say that about an officer of the United States Army, sir. Duke Forrest:
I'll not only say it, but I'll back it with twenty bucks, how's that? Hawkeye Pierce:
You have yourself a bet, sir. [to Trapper] Hawkeye Pierce:
You're my witness. Trapper John:
I'll be a witness, but who's going to be the poor schmuck who finds out? Duke Forrest:
We... We gotta all see it together. Somehow
What color was her hair? Trapper John:
Black, shiny. Shiny black hair. Duke Forrest:
Black. You like black, huh? I'm kinda partial to blondes myself. Hawkeye Pierce:
I knew it. I knew you had a - - had an attraction for Hotlips Houlihan. Trapper John:
Hear, hear. Duke Forrest:
Go to Hell, Captain Pierce. You know I damn near puke every time I look at her. 'Sides, I'll bet she's not a real blond. Hawkeye Pierce:
How dare you say that about an officer of the United States Army, sir. Duke Forrest:
I'll not only say it, but I'll back it with twenty bucks, how's that? Hawkeye Pierce:
You have yourself a bet, sir. [to Trapper] Hawkeye Pierce:
You're my witness. Trapper John:
I'll be a witness, but who's going to be the poor schmuck who finds out? Duke Forrest:
We... We gotta all see it together. Somehow
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I didn't hear What colour was her hair
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Black shiny Shiny black hair
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Black You like black I I'm kind of partial to blonde myself
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I knew it I knew you had an attraction for Hot Lips Houlihan
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Hear Hear Go to hell Captain Pierce
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You know I damn near puke every time I look at her 'Sides I'll bet she's not a real blonde
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How dare you say that about an officer of the United States Army sir
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I'll not only say it but I'll back it with 20 bucks How's that
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You have yourself a bet sir You're my witness
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OK but who's gonna be the poor schmuck who finds out
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Well I could if no one else wants I
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No no We We gotta all see it together somehow
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Movie Summary
The staff of a Korean War field hospital use humor and high jinks to keep their sanity in the face of the horror of war.
