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If this guy knew the clowns who are operating on him he'd faint
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MASH

I think he has

MASH • 1970
Trapper John:

If this guy knew the clowns who were operating on him, I think he'd faint. Capt. 'Ugly John' Black:
I think he has

Full Transcript

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If this guy knew the clowns who are operating on him he'd faint
Duration
5 seconds
Views
406
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:09
Uploaded
Dec 04, 2022
Genres
comedy, drama, war
Production
Ingo Preminger Productions,20th Century Fox,Aspen Productions

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Movie Summary

The staff of a Korean War field hospital use humor and high jinks to keep their sanity in the face of the horror of war.

Actors

Elliott Gould
Trapper John
Elliott Gould
It's a good thing you have a nice body nurse or we'd get rid of you - MASH 00:05
It's a good thing you have a nice body nurse or...
Anybody know if he's an officer or an enlisted man - MASH 00:08
Anybody know if he's an officer or an enlisted man
Attention Captain Bandi Captain Bandini - MASH 00:22
Attention Captain Bandi Captain Bandini
You idiot I said a cardiac needle - MASH 00:11
You idiot I said a cardiac needle
Finished work for the day Yes Why - MASH 00:26
Finished work for the day Yes Why
Attention camp compound Urine specimens will be required from all pers - MASH 00:10
Attention camp compound Urine specimens will be required...
I don't know I must have lost my punch I never expected the son of a bitch to get up - MASH 00:06
I don't know I must have lost my punch I never expected...
Dammit Henry Frank Burns is a menace - MASH 00:14
Dammit Henry Frank Burns is a menace
I'm tired of you trying to run this outfit There's going to be disciplinary action - MASH 00:26
I'm tired of you trying to run this outfit There's...
Attention Attention May I have the camp's attention - MASH 00:25
Attention Attention May I have the camp's attention
Frank Burns does not know his way around an operating theater - MASH 01:06
Frank Burns does not know his way around an operating...
Frank Burns does not know his way around an operating theatre - MASH 00:13
Frank Burns does not know his way around an operating...
I would have invited you back to share my little bed with me and you might have come - MASH 00:07
I would have invited you back to share my little bed with me...
I wonder how such a degenerate - MASH 00:09
I wonder how such a degenerate
No no No food No food - MASH 00:16
No no No food No food
Doctor Doctor You forgot your shingle Doctor - MASH 00:06
Doctor Doctor You forgot your shingle Doctor
This... letter... - MASH 00:21
This... letter...
Now, the sooner this reaches him, - MASH 00:10
Now, the sooner this reaches him,
Attention camp compound Corporal Judson has informed the colonel's office - MASH 00:21
Attention camp compound Corporal Judson has informed the...
Attention Captain Mclntyre will give a lecture on blood and fluid replacement - MASH 00:14
Attention Captain Mclntyre will give a lecture on blood and...