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Morning, Painless.Oh, hi, Hawkeye. How's she going? Slept like a dolllast night....

MASH • 1970
Morning, Painless.
Oh, hi, Hawkeye. How's she going? Slept like a doll
last night. Mm-hmm.
Well, can't waste time.
Big day. Got two jaws to rebuild.
Come on, Seidman. Have a good day

Full Transcript

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Morning, Painless. Oh, hi, Hawkeye.
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How's she going?
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Slept like a doll last night.
00:00:08.215 --> 00:00:10.133
Mm-hmm. Well, can't waste time. Big day.
00:00:10.217 --> 00:00:12.802
Got two jaws to rebuild. Come on, Seidman.
00:00:14.555 --> 00:00:16.472
Have a good day.
Duration
17 seconds
Views
224
Timestamp in Movie
01:06:07
Uploaded
Jan 24, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, war
Production
Ingo Preminger Productions,20th Century Fox,Aspen Productions

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Movie Summary

The staff of a Korean War field hospital use humor and high jinks to keep their sanity in the face of the horror of war.
Racist Attention - MASH 00:37
Racist Attention
I didn't hear What colour was her hair - MASH 00:52
I didn't hear What colour was her hair
You know, it's five minutes after the time the nurses usually take their shower. - MASH 00:27
You know, it's five minutes after the time the nurses u...
Why didn't you tell me about the papers I tried to - MASH 00:05
Why didn't you tell me about the papers I tried to
Evelyn, could you give me a hand? Sure. - MASH 00:19
Evelyn, could you give me a hand? Sure.
Oh! - MASH 00:13
Oh!
Major, what went on over there? Where's Colonel Blake? - MASH 00:08
Major, what went on over there? Where's Colonel Blake?
This isn't a hospital It's an insane asylum - MASH 00:06
This isn't a hospital It's an insane asylum
And if you don't turn them over to the MP this minute - MASH 00:33
And if you don't turn them over to the MP this minute
I wish they wouldn't land these things when we're playing golf - MASH 00:06
I wish they wouldn't land these things when we're...
Lieutenant you look terrible Captain look at his eyes Let me see your tongue - MASH 01:10
Lieutenant you look terrible Captain look at his eyes Let me...
Goddamn army - MASH 00:03
Goddamn army
Goddamn army - MASH 00:14
Goddamn army
What are you two hoodlums doing here Ma'am we are surgeons here to operate - MASH 00:45
What are you two hoodlums doing here Ma'am we are...
All right I demand an explanation - MASH 00:19
All right I demand an explanation
Who are you - MASH 00:15
Who are you
All right, fellas. The game's over. - MASH 00:25
All right, fellas. The game's over.
If that's OK with you then we got a deal - MASH 00:29
If that's OK with you then we got a deal
I've got sinuses too. Put some of that in that one. - MASH 00:14
I've got sinuses too. Put some of that in that one.
There you are sir The officers' mess Perhaps you would like to take a small repas - MASH 00:28
There you are sir The officers' mess Perhaps you would...