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MASH

Attention, all base members must report for a drug test for marij- marijua-... disregard...

MASH • 1970
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Attention, all base members must report for a drug test for marij- marijua-... disregard last transmission

Full Transcript

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Attention Attention
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Religious services for Yom Kippur will be held will not be held this Friday
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due to mitigating circumstances
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For those who wish to observe said holiday Sunday has been reserved That is all
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Trapper this one's for you babe
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That man is a prisoner of war Doctor So are you but you don't know it
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It's in pretty deep I think that was my finger
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I need your help Hawkeye It's hit more than a lung
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What do you think I don't know
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Hey Radar Yes
Duration
37 seconds
Views
465
Timestamp in Movie
01:06:46
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2022
Genres
comedy, drama, war
Production
Ingo Preminger Productions,20th Century Fox,Aspen Productions

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Movie Summary

The staff of a Korean War field hospital use humor and high jinks to keep their sanity in the face of the horror of war.
I didn't hear What colour was her hair - MASH 00:52
I didn't hear What colour was her hair
You know, it's five minutes after the time the nurses usually take their shower. - MASH 00:27
You know, it's five minutes after the time the nurses u...
Why didn't you tell me about the papers I tried to - MASH 00:05
Why didn't you tell me about the papers I tried to
Evelyn, could you give me a hand? Sure. - MASH 00:19
Evelyn, could you give me a hand? Sure.
Oh! - MASH 00:13
Oh!
Major, what went on over there? Where's Colonel Blake? - MASH 00:08
Major, what went on over there? Where's Colonel Blake?
This isn't a hospital It's an insane asylum - MASH 00:06
This isn't a hospital It's an insane asylum
And if you don't turn them over to the MP this minute - MASH 00:33
And if you don't turn them over to the MP this minute
I wish they wouldn't land these things when we're playing golf - MASH 00:06
I wish they wouldn't land these things when we're...
Lieutenant you look terrible Captain look at his eyes Let me see your tongue - MASH 01:10
Lieutenant you look terrible Captain look at his eyes Let me...
Goddamn army - MASH 00:03
Goddamn army
Goddamn army - MASH 00:14
Goddamn army
What are you two hoodlums doing here Ma'am we are surgeons here to operate - MASH 00:45
What are you two hoodlums doing here Ma'am we are...
All right I demand an explanation - MASH 00:19
All right I demand an explanation
Who are you - MASH 00:15
Who are you
All right, fellas. The game's over. - MASH 00:25
All right, fellas. The game's over.
If that's OK with you then we got a deal - MASH 00:29
If that's OK with you then we got a deal
I've got sinuses too. Put some of that in that one. - MASH 00:14
I've got sinuses too. Put some of that in that one.
There you are sir The officers' mess Perhaps you would like to take a small repas - MASH 00:28
There you are sir The officers' mess Perhaps you would...
There's no competition to the Painless Pole but it's pretty healthy - MASH 00:06
There's no competition to the Painless Pole but...