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This isn't a hospital It's an insane asylum
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MASH

This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum, and it's your fault!

MASH • 1970
Hotlips O'Houlihan:
[to Col. Blake]
This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum, and it's your fault!

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This isn't a hospital It's an insane asylum
Duration
6 seconds
Views
1,306
Timestamp in Movie
01:13:28
Uploaded
Dec 04, 2022
Genres
comedy, drama, war
Production
Ingo Preminger Productions,20th Century Fox,Aspen Productions

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Movie Summary

The staff of a Korean War field hospital use humor and high jinks to keep their sanity in the face of the horror of war.
And if you don't turn them over to the MP this minute - MASH 00:33
And if you don't turn them over to the MP this minute
I wish they wouldn't land these things when we're playing golf - MASH 00:06
I wish they wouldn't land these things when we're...
Lieutenant you look terrible Captain look at his eyes Let me see your tongue - MASH 01:10
Lieutenant you look terrible Captain look at his eyes Let me...
Goddamn army - MASH 00:03
Goddamn army
Goddamn army - MASH 00:14
Goddamn army
What are you two hoodlums doing here Ma'am we are surgeons here to operate - MASH 00:45
What are you two hoodlums doing here Ma'am we are...
All right I demand an explanation - MASH 00:19
All right I demand an explanation
Who are you - MASH 00:15
Who are you
All right, fellas. The game's over. - MASH 00:25
All right, fellas. The game's over.
If that's OK with you then we got a deal - MASH 00:29
If that's OK with you then we got a deal
I've got sinuses too. Put some of that in that one. - MASH 00:14
I've got sinuses too. Put some of that in that one.
There you are sir The officers' mess Perhaps you would like to take a small repas - MASH 00:28
There you are sir The officers' mess Perhaps you would...
There's no competition to the Painless Pole but it's pretty healthy - MASH 00:06
There's no competition to the Painless Pole but...
Attention Attention - MASH 00:32
Attention Attention
Due to a possible camp infection Arlene Chu's Hollywood Grill is now off limits - MASH 00:09
Due to a possible camp infection Arlene Chu's Hollywood...
Oh by the way I have a report here Henry from your chief nurse Major O'Houlihan - MASH 00:16
Oh by the way I have a report here Henry from your chief...
Attention Attention Friday night's movie will be The Glory Brigade - MASH 00:26
Attention Attention Friday night's movie will be The...
You can't blame Henry because Hot Lips Houlihan can't stand her name - MASH 00:06
You can't blame Henry because Hot Lips Houlihan...
A football game - MASH 00:16
A football game
All right men we're not here to sell lemonade We're here to practice - MASH 00:14
All right men we're not here to sell lemonade...