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Frank Burns:
What's that? Duke Forrest:
That's a martin-eye, Frank. Hawkeye Pierce:
Finest kind. We're training Ho Jon to be a bartender. Would you care to embribe, sir? Frank Burns:
I don't drink. Hawkeye Pierce:
Jesus Christ, I think he means it. Duke Forrest:
I think we've been had, Hawkeye. Hawkeye Pierce:
I think you're right, babe. Frank Burns:
I don't think it's right to involve a boy who's not seventeen years old yet. Duke Forrest:
Hey you make a mean martini there, Ho Jon. You keep it up, you hear? Hawkeye Pierce:
[Frank begins praying]
You ever catch this syndrome before, babe? Duke Forrest:
No, not with anyone beyond the age of eight years old, I haven't
What's that? Duke Forrest:
That's a martin-eye, Frank. Hawkeye Pierce:
Finest kind. We're training Ho Jon to be a bartender. Would you care to embribe, sir? Frank Burns:
I don't drink. Hawkeye Pierce:
Jesus Christ, I think he means it. Duke Forrest:
I think we've been had, Hawkeye. Hawkeye Pierce:
I think you're right, babe. Frank Burns:
I don't think it's right to involve a boy who's not seventeen years old yet. Duke Forrest:
Hey you make a mean martini there, Ho Jon. You keep it up, you hear? Hawkeye Pierce:
[Frank begins praying]
You ever catch this syndrome before, babe? Duke Forrest:
No, not with anyone beyond the age of eight years old, I haven't
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What's that That's a martini Frank
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Finest kind We're trainin' Ho Jon to be a bartender Would you care to imbibe sir
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I don't drink
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Jesus Christ I think he means it
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I think we've been had Hawkeye I think you're right
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I don't think it's right to involve a boy who's not 17 years old yet
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You go to sleep now Yeah
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I go wash clothes OK
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You make a mean martini there Ho Jon You keep it up you hear
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Our Father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name
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Thy kingdom come Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven
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You ever catch this syndrome before babe Not with anyone beyond the age of eight
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Movie Summary
The staff of a Korean War field hospital use humor and high jinks to keep their sanity in the face of the horror of war.
