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Colonel Blake:
[In the mess tent. Hawkeye and Duke stroll in and help themselves]
Who are those men? Friends of yours, Murrhardt? Capt. Murrhardt:
No, sir, first time I ever seen them. Capt. Bandini:
Maybe those are the replacements. Colonel Blake:
Oh don't be silly. We're expecting some real sharp surgeons. Capt. Bandini:
I guess they just got separated from their unit and are looking for something to eat. Colonel Blake:
They got a hell of a nerve coming in here, eating our food. [Hawkeye and Duke sit down beside Lt. Dish] Duke Forrest:
[Sitting beside Lt. Dish, who is speaking to her friends]
I think I'm in love. Uh, [raises voice] Duke Forrest:
Uh, you see, the truth is, Lieutenant, I don't have anything to do tonight. I just got in to town and, uh, well, I thought maybe you could show me around. Hawkeye Pierce:
Captain, I think if you will notice the lieutenant's beautiful hand, she is definitely married. Colonel Blake:
Well I'm the commanding officer and I'm going to get to the bottom of this. Capt. Murrhardt:
Boy, Bandini, they're eating in here because they want to
[In the mess tent. Hawkeye and Duke stroll in and help themselves]
Who are those men? Friends of yours, Murrhardt? Capt. Murrhardt:
No, sir, first time I ever seen them. Capt. Bandini:
Maybe those are the replacements. Colonel Blake:
Oh don't be silly. We're expecting some real sharp surgeons. Capt. Bandini:
I guess they just got separated from their unit and are looking for something to eat. Colonel Blake:
They got a hell of a nerve coming in here, eating our food. [Hawkeye and Duke sit down beside Lt. Dish] Duke Forrest:
[Sitting beside Lt. Dish, who is speaking to her friends]
I think I'm in love. Uh, [raises voice] Duke Forrest:
Uh, you see, the truth is, Lieutenant, I don't have anything to do tonight. I just got in to town and, uh, well, I thought maybe you could show me around. Hawkeye Pierce:
Captain, I think if you will notice the lieutenant's beautiful hand, she is definitely married. Colonel Blake:
Well I'm the commanding officer and I'm going to get to the bottom of this. Capt. Murrhardt:
Boy, Bandini, they're eating in here because they want to
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Who are those men Friends of yours Murrhardt
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No sir First time I've seen them Maybe those are the replacements
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Oh don't be silly We're expecting some really sharp surgeons
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I guess they just got separated from their unit and are looking for something to eat
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They've got a hell of a nerve coming in here eating our food
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Pardon me Would you move over just a little bit Thank you Ooh
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Be careful with that
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Movie Summary
The staff of a Korean War field hospital use humor and high jinks to keep their sanity in the face of the horror of war.

