Who are those men? Friends of yours, Murrhardt? No, sir, first time I ever seen them....

Colonel Blake: [In the mess tent. Hawkeye and Duke stroll in and help themselves] Who are those men? Friends of yours, Murrhardt? Capt. Murrhardt: No, sir, first time I ever seen them. Capt. Bandini: Maybe those are the replacements. Colonel Blake: Oh don't be silly. We're expecting some real sharp surgeons. Capt. Bandini: I guess they just got separated from their unit and are looking for something to eat. Colonel Blake: They got a hell of a nerve coming in here, eating our food. [Hawkeye and Duke sit down beside Lt. Dish] Duke Forrest: [Sitting beside Lt. Dish, who is speaking to her friends] I think I'm in love. Uh, [raises voice] Duke Forrest: Uh, you see, the truth is, Lieutenant, I don't have anything to do tonight. I just got in to town and, uh, well, I thought maybe you could show me around. Hawkeye Pierce: Captain, I think if you will notice the lieutenant's beautiful hand, she is definitely married. Colonel Blake: Well I'm the commanding officer and I'm going to get to the bottom of this. Capt. Murrhardt: Boy, Bandini, they're eating in here because they want to.