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"Masterminds" quotes

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A guard at an armored car company in the Southern U.S. organizes one of the biggest bank heists in American history. Based on the October 1997 Loomis Fargo robbery.

Director: Jared Hess
Writer: Chris Bowman, Hubbel Palmer, Emily Spivey
Production: N/A
Genre: biography, comedy, crime
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 47/100
ImdbRating: 5.8
BoxOffice: $17,368,022
Released: 30 Sep 2016
Awards: 1 nomination

49 video clips

David GhanttSteveScanlonJandiceMike MckinneyKellyPleweRunnyMichelle Chambers
Well if you must know a couple years back - Masterminds 00:34 Well if you must know a couple years back Look at him Look at him - Masterminds 00:13 Look at him Look at him It feels like it just grazed my biscuits right betwixt them - Masterminds 00:05 It feels like it just grazed my biscuits right betwixt them You farted right into my butthole - Masterminds 00:08 You farted right into my butthole Katie Candy Cane What is she a stripper - Masterminds 00:11 Katie Candy Cane What is she a stripper I'm starting to feel like a corn dog at a hot dog party - Masterminds 00:10 I'm starting to feel like a corn dog at a hot dog party He was a petty thief mostly known for - Masterminds 00:08 He was a petty thief mostly known for So who y'all want me to kill - Masterminds 00:16 So who y'all want me to kill No Not the Vagaway No - Masterminds 00:08 No Not the Vagaway No Why isn't it milk - Masterminds 00:08 Why isn't it milk They gotta learn that presents - Masterminds 00:17 They gotta learn that presents It's a booger whistle It's - Masterminds 00:07 It's a booger whistle It's Have you ever ever been to Rio - Masterminds 00:18 Have you ever ever been to Rio I'm starting to feel like a corn dog at a hot dog party - Masterminds 00:08 I'm starting to feel like a corn dog at a hot dog party No kidding What are you doing Tax preparation - Masterminds 00:11 No kidding What are you doing Tax preparation Please Please don't shoot I've got kids - Masterminds 00:12 Please Please don't shoot I've got kids That's alright I'm just choking on choking on my cholo - Masterminds 00:11 That's alright I'm just choking on choking on my... OK well I gotta run - Masterminds 00:11 OK well I gotta run As belonging to the lovely Kelly Campbell - Masterminds 00:06 As belonging to the lovely Kelly Campbell This gun has secrets Don't it - Masterminds 00:17 This gun has secrets Don't it I know you're just two good men doing a difficult job - Masterminds 00:05 I know you're just two good men doing a difficult job Brace your boobies What - Masterminds 00:05 Brace your boobies What I look like if Jesus and a cat had a baby - Masterminds 00:06 I look like if Jesus and a cat had a baby I'd rob a funeral home for you - Masterminds 00:06 I'd rob a funeral home for you OK What should I call you sir - Masterminds 00:30 OK What should I call you sir I guess this is hasta la muerte - Masterminds 00:05 I guess this is hasta la muerte David speak to me I'm right here sugar bush OK - Masterminds 00:08 David speak to me I'm right here sugar bush OK Sometimes the only way out - Masterminds 00:06 Sometimes the only way out There's a gift Alright Well enjoy Neptune's Conch - Masterminds 00:07 There's a gift Alright Well enjoy Neptune's Conch That's alright I'm just choking on choking on my cholo - Masterminds 00:11 That's alright I'm just choking on choking on my... Amnesia. - Masterminds Amnesia. Brace, take a point of aim, - Masterminds Brace, take a point of aim, Disregard the previous instruction. - Masterminds Disregard the previous instruction. Excellent, Mrs. Peel. - Masterminds Excellent, Mrs. Peel. For the record. We like our files up-to-date. - Masterminds For the record. We like our files up-to-date. - Good morning, Mr. Steed. - Miss Holly. - Masterminds - Good morning, Mr. Steed. - Miss Holly. Good morning. - Masterminds Good morning. Has he said much so far? - Masterminds Has he said much so far? How are you? - Masterminds How are you? L missed the meeting, so l also missed a trip to the seaside. - Masterminds L missed the meeting, so l also missed a trip to the seaside... L've had an accident? - Masterminds L've had an accident? Major. - Masterminds Major. Sounds like amnesia. - Masterminds Sounds like amnesia. Steed! - Masterminds Steed! Steed's a fake. - Masterminds Steed's a fake. ...the problem here. - Masterminds ...the problem here. The projection. - Masterminds The projection. Well? - Masterminds Well? You know that word. - Masterminds You know that word.

Cast

David Ghantt - Zach Galifianakis
Kelly - Kristen Wiig
Steve - Owen Wilson
Eric Payne - Ross Kimball
Mike McKinney - Jason Sudeikis
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