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"Masterminds" quotes

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A guard at an armored car company in the Southern U.S. organizes one of the biggest bank heists in American history. Based on the October 1997 Loomis Fargo robbery.

Director: Jared Hess
Writer: Chris Bowman, Hubbel Palmer, Emily Spivey
Production: N/A
Genre: biography, comedy, crime
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 47/100
ImdbRating: 5.8
BoxOffice: $17,368,022
Released: 30 Sep 2016
Awards: 1 nomination

30 Clips

David GhanttMichelle ChambersKellySteveMike McKinneyRunnyPleweJandiceScanlon
That's alright I'm just choking on choking on my cholo - Masterminds 00:11 That's alright I'm just choking on choking on my cholo There's a gift Alright Well enjoy Neptune's Conch - Masterminds 00:07 There's a gift Alright Well enjoy Neptune's Conch Sometimes the only way out - Masterminds 00:06 Sometimes the only way out David speak to me I'm right here sugar bush OK - Masterminds 00:08 David speak to me I'm right here sugar bush OK I guess this is hasta la muerte - Masterminds 00:05 I guess this is hasta la muerte OK What should I call you sir - Masterminds 00:30 OK What should I call you sir I'd rob a funeral home for you - Masterminds 00:06 I'd rob a funeral home for you I look like if Jesus and a cat had a baby - Masterminds 00:06 I look like if Jesus and a cat had a baby Brace your boobies What - Masterminds 00:05 Brace your boobies What I know you're just two good men doing a difficult job - Masterminds 00:05 I know you're just two good men doing a difficult job This gun has secrets Don't it - Masterminds 00:17 This gun has secrets Don't it As belonging to the lovely Kelly Campbell - Masterminds 00:06 As belonging to the lovely Kelly Campbell OK well I gotta run - Masterminds 00:11 OK well I gotta run That's alright I'm just choking on choking on my cholo - Masterminds 00:11 That's alright I'm just choking on choking on my cholo Please Please don't shoot I've got kids - Masterminds 00:12 Please Please don't shoot I've got kids No kidding What are you doing Tax preparation - Masterminds 00:11 No kidding What are you doing Tax preparation I'm starting to feel like a corn dog at a hot dog party - Masterminds 00:08 I'm starting to feel like a corn dog at a hot dog party Have you ever ever been to Rio - Masterminds 00:18 Have you ever ever been to Rio It's a booger whistle It's - Masterminds 00:07 It's a booger whistle It's They gotta learn that presents - Masterminds 00:17 They gotta learn that presents Why isn't it milk - Masterminds 00:08 Why isn't it milk No Not the Vagaway No - Masterminds 00:08 No Not the Vagaway No So who y'all want me to kill - Masterminds 00:16 So who y'all want me to kill He was a petty thief mostly known for - Masterminds 00:08 He was a petty thief mostly known for I'm starting to feel like a corn dog at a hot dog party - Masterminds 00:10 I'm starting to feel like a corn dog at a hot dog party Katie Candy Cane What is she a stripper - Masterminds 00:11 Katie Candy Cane What is she a stripper You farted right into my butthole - Masterminds 00:08 You farted right into my butthole It feels like it just grazed my biscuits right betwixt them - Masterminds 00:05 It feels like it just grazed my biscuits right betwixt them Look at him Look at him - Masterminds 00:13 Look at him Look at him Well if you must know a couple years back - Masterminds 00:34 Well if you must know a couple years back

Cast

David Ghantt - Zach Galifianakis
Kelly - Kristen Wiig
Steve - Owen Wilson
Eric Payne - Ross Kimball
Mike McKinney - Jason Sudeikis
Runny - Devin Ratray
Michelle Chambers - Mary Elizabeth Ellis
Jandice - Kate McKinnon
Scanlon - Leslie Jones
Plewe - Jon Daly
Doug Jeffcoat - Ken Marino
Raydel Quintero - Daniel Zacapa
Anchorman - Tom Werme
Ty Robertson - Njema Williams
Carlo's Uncle - Nils Cruz
Desk Clerk - Michael Fraguada
Banco Lujo Teller - Christian Gonzalez
Cathy Jeffcoat - Candace Blanchard
Cort Chambers - Karsten Friske
Ken Chambers - Dallas Edwards
Corrections Officer - Barry Ratcliffe
Prisoner - Shelton Grant
Reporter - Laura Palka
Bailiff - Reegus Flenory
Matthew (Photographer) - Wynn Reichert
Beryl - Jill Jane Clements
Airport Security Agent - Joseph S. Wilson
Female Cashier at Airport - Jee An
Real Estate Agent - Rhoda Griffis
Reporter #2 - Nicole Dupre Sobchack
Pool Guy - Vincent Garcia
Lingerie Street Market Woman - Eizzil Cintrón Valenzuela
Boss - Matt Corboy
Female Shopper - Anne Johnson
Hobo - Timothy Timms
Reporter - Beth Adams
Shopper - Andrea Alcorn
Quintero Man #2 - Jay Amor
Big Nosed Woman - Mandi Beers
Department Store Shopper - J. William Brown
Party Guest - Miller Carbon
News Camera Man - John Carter
Derek Flint - James Coburn
Photographer - Bonnie Cole
Chad - Danny Comden
Prisoner - Cowboy
Guard - David L. Craig
Security Guard - David Lee Craig
Tommy - Tyler Craig
Bikini Babe - Tania Cuzmenco
Airport Passenger - Jason Michael Elliott
Upscale Party Guest - Cameron Feimster
Airport Traveler- US - Willie Tyrone Ferguson
Stand- In - Derwin Frank
Prisoner - Christopher Donald Gallagher
Upscale Party Guest - Fred Galle
Catering Assistant - Brent Gribble
Banamex Teller - Josué Gutierrez
Party Guest - Keya Hamilton
Prison Bus Guard - Keith Paul Hunter
Upscale Party Guest - Jim Keisler
Shopper - Christy Konnick
Prisoner - T.J. Lyell
FBI Agent - Corey Maher
Catering Assistant - Gabriel Manak
Loomis-Fargo Shift Supervisor - Chris Matheny
Prisoner - Robert McRary
Shopper - Brenda Moss-Clifton
Bikini Babe - Allegra Nova
Upscale Party Guest - Kevin J. O'Connor
Prisoner - Paul Pillsbury
Reporter - Joey Popp
Correctional Officer - Diezel Ramos
Trunk Hostage - Kerry Rossall
Party Guest - David N. Russell
Prisoner - John Rutland
Airport Traveler, Cancun - Marlo Scheitler
Sheriff - Wil Smith
Upscale Party Guest - Ron Stafford
Big Nosed Woman #2 - Kelly Tippens
Mermaid - Kathy Walton
Prisoner - Trinity Whiteside