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"Matchstick Men" quotes

Matchstick Men poster
A phobic con artist and his protege are on the verge of pulling off a lucrative swindle when the con artist's teenage daughter arrives unexpectedly.

Director: Ridley Scott
Writer: Eric Garcia, Nicholas Griffin, Ted Griffin
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, crime, thriller
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $36,906,460
Released: 12 Sep 2003
Awards: 5 nominations

44 video clips

Pharmacist #2Pharmacist #1Man In LineRoy WallerDr. KleinAngelaFrank MercerCashier
Excuse me hi I'll be right with you sir - Matchstick Men 00:21 Excuse me hi I'll be right with you sir Look doc I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet - Matchstick Men 00:34 Look doc I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet I'm not a criminal - Matchstick Men 00:12 I'm not a criminal Nice to meet you Dad Nice to meet you Dad - Matchstick Men 00:05 Nice to meet you Dad Nice to meet you Dad Hey hey hey hey pal - Matchstick Men 00:24 Hey hey hey hey pal That is wrong what you did and - Matchstick Men 00:10 That is wrong what you did and You looking for something sucker - Matchstick Men 00:12 You looking for something sucker Rule number one Never work near where you live - Matchstick Men 00:10 Rule number one Never work near where you live Bullshit Nope - Matchstick Men 00:37 Bullshit Nope Seriously You don't have a TV - Matchstick Men 00:11 Seriously You don't have a TV For some people money is - Matchstick Men 00:08 For some people money is She said you were a bad guy - Matchstick Men 00:10 She said you were a bad guy And your personal relationships - Matchstick Men 00:19 And your personal relationships You're not a bad guy you're just not a very good one - Matchstick Men 00:06 You're not a bad guy you're just not a very good... Roy I wouldn't bother you but Well I'm dying Roy - Matchstick Men 00:13 Roy I wouldn't bother you but Well I'm dying Roy New York Super Fudge Chunk That's my favorite flavor - Matchstick Men 00:05 New York Super Fudge Chunk That's my favorite flavor Let his greed meet his imagination - Matchstick Men 00:05 Let his greed meet his imagination Let me ask a question What if you had to change careers - Matchstick Men 00:10 Let me ask a question What if you had to change careers If you're gonna get wet might as well go swimming - Matchstick Men 00:06 If you're gonna get wet might as well go swimming You're 14 When did you have time to get arrested - Matchstick Men 00:06 You're 14 When did you have time to get arrested I'm not very good at being a dad Okay You know All right - Matchstick Men 00:09 I'm not very good at being a dad Okay You know All... Mr Schlick licker Hi I'm sorry You waited too long No prize for you - Matchstick Men 00:07 Mr Schlick licker Hi I'm sorry You waited too long No... They left the door open It was bitchen It's just an open door Roy - Matchstick Men 00:07 They left the door open It was bitchen It's just an... I gotta go I got a big business meeting - Matchstick Men 00:08 I gotta go I got a big business meeting He's piqued You good to go - Matchstick Men 00:07 He's piqued You good to go When you can - Matchstick Men 00:22 When you can I have news for you Your neurosis is small time - Matchstick Men 00:09 I have news for you Your neurosis is small time There's only one problem What - Matchstick Men 00:07 There's only one problem What My dad's a smooth operator - Matchstick Men 00:05 My dad's a smooth operator You don't want the 40 G's - Matchstick Men 00:13 You don't want the 40 G's The line for that one's shorter - Matchstick Men 00:06 The line for that one's shorter Teachers I'm surprised to see you here - Matchstick Men 00:24 Teachers I'm surprised to see you here You mad at me - Matchstick Men 00:21 You mad at me I'd just like to be able to take a girl someplace nice once in a while - Matchstick Men 00:08 I'd just like to be able to take a girl someplace nice... You're staring I'm sorry - Matchstick Men 00:17 You're staring I'm sorry You're ready for this I was born ready - Matchstick Men 00:08 You're ready for this I was born ready Pygmies - Matchstick Men 00:06 Pygmies Uh huh Uh huh - Matchstick Men 00:08 Uh huh Uh huh We've never been My associate tells me - Matchstick Men 00:07 We've never been My associate tells me Oh no these are for - Matchstick Men 00:04 Oh no these are for That'll be 36 50 sir - Matchstick Men 00:05 That'll be 36 50 sir Simple is safe Simple is safe - Matchstick Men 00:07 Simple is safe Simple is safe Pygmies - Matchstick Men 00:06 Pygmies

Cast

Roy Waller - Nicolas Cage
Frank Mercer - Sam Rockwell
Angela - Alison Lohman
Dr. Klein - Bruce Altman
Chuck Frechette - Bruce McGill
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