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This film adaptation of a Roald Dahl work tells the story of Matilda Wormwood, a gifted girl forced to put up with a crude, distant father and mother.

Director: Danny DeVito
Writer: Roald Dahl, Nicholas Kazan, Robin Swicord
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family, fantasy
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $33,459,416
Released: 02 Aug 1996
Awards: 3 wins & 7 nominations

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Harry WormwoodZinnia WormwoodMr. WormwoodMatildaMagnusAgatha TrunchbullAmanda ThrippMichaelMiss HoneyTrunchbullBruce BogtrotterFbi Agent BobMillion $ Sticky HostMrs. WormwoodMatilda, 4 Years
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Everyone is born - Matilda 01:45 Everyone is born Daddy you're a crook What - Matilda 00:30 Daddy you're a crook What Turn it off and listen to me - Matilda 00:05 Turn it off and listen to me You're the only daughter I ever had And I never understood you - Matilda 00:16 You're the only daughter I ever had And I never... What was my profit for the day 10 265 - Matilda 00:31 What was my profit for the day 10 265 A book Why do you want a book To read - Matilda 00:11 A book Why do you want a book To read It's a snake - Matilda 00:31 It's a snake Why don't you run away - Matilda 00:30 Why don't you run away You can't spell difficulty She taught us with a poem - Matilda 00:30 You can't spell difficulty She taught us with a poem This is Magnus - Matilda 00:31 This is Magnus Mine are driving me crazy Six hours at school is not enough - Matilda 00:10 Mine are driving me crazy Six hours at school is not enough This boy Bruce Bogtrotter is a vicious sneak thief - Matilda 00:35 This boy Bruce Bogtrotter is a vicious sneak thief A girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent - Matilda 00:34 A girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent Did any packages come today - Matilda 00:34 Did any packages come today I can't look Is he going to puke Without a doubt - Matilda 00:35 I can't look Is he going to puke Without a doubt I was at your house last night - Matilda 00:06 I was at your house last night There's nothing you can do about it You're a liar and a scoundrel - Matilda 00:17 There's nothing you can do about it You're a liar... Useless flaming car - Matilda 00:31 Useless flaming car Dad Yell at me okay Shut up and leave us alone - Matilda 00:22 Dad Yell at me okay Shut up and leave us alone Where were you Miss Trunchbull kept us late - Matilda 00:14 Where were you Miss Trunchbull kept us late I didn't do it You thought you'd pay me back - Matilda 00:30 I didn't do it You thought you'd pay me back Spit it out I like a joke as well as the next fat person - Matilda 00:07 Spit it out I like a joke as well as the next fat person Dirty dealings like buying stolen car parts never stay secret - Matilda 00:27 Dirty dealings like buying stolen car parts never stay... Hello Are you in this family - Matilda 00:35 Hello Are you in this family I still don't see how you glued your hat on Harry - Matilda 00:14 I still don't see how you glued your hat on Harry What is this A hot tub party - Matilda 00:11 What is this A hot tub party I didn't do it Of course not you little twit - Matilda 00:07 I didn't do it Of course not you little twit Why don't you run away - Matilda 00:15 Why don't you run away No kid likes being yelled at But Harry's ranting and raving - Matilda 00:14 No kid likes being yelled at But Harry's ranting and... And no more Miss Nice Girl - Matilda 00:06 And no more Miss Nice Girl For those idiots who don't know how to play here's how it goes - Matilda 00:18 For those idiots who don't know how to play here's... Spit it out I like a joke as well as the next fat person - Matilda 00:16 Spit it out I like a joke as well as the next fat person Move you piece of junkyard fodder Shift you filthy - Matilda 00:08 Move you piece of junkyard fodder Shift you filthy The apple never rots far from the tree - Matilda 00:06 The apple never rots far from the tree You're a disgusting criminal What are you talking about - Matilda 00:20 You're a disgusting criminal What are you talking about Babies You're better off raising tomatoes - Matilda 00:07 Babies You're better off raising tomatoes Matilda longed for a friend like the kind people in her books - Matilda 00:22 Matilda longed for a friend like the kind people in her... You promised you wouldn't go back I was on the garage roof - Matilda 00:14 You promised you wouldn't go back I was on the garage... I don't understand why children are so disgusting - Matilda 00:29 I don't understand why children are so disgusting From now on this family does exactly what I say when I say it - Matilda 00:17 From now on this family does exactly what I say when I say... Wormwood - Matilda 00:28 Wormwood The distance the shot put goes depends on your effort - Matilda 00:30 The distance the shot put goes depends on your effort Here we go Smells chocolatey eh - Matilda 00:18 Here we go Smells chocolatey eh You wanted cake you got cake Now eat it - Matilda 00:08 You wanted cake you got cake Now eat it What's she done now You Go to your room right now - Matilda 00:08 What's she done now You Go to your room right now Some rats are gonna die today - Matilda 00:06 Some rats are gonna die today Hey dip face Have a marshmallow Have another - Matilda 00:10 Hey dip face Have a marshmallow Have another Where are the children's books In that room - Matilda 00:07 Where are the children's books In that room Are you ready to get sticky with Mickey - Matilda 00:04 Are you ready to get sticky with Mickey I'm great I'm incredible Michael pencil and paper - Matilda 00:32 I'm great I'm incredible Michael pencil and paper In this classroom In this school I am God - Matilda 00:08 In this classroom In this school I am God You I didn't move - Matilda 00:26 You I didn't move Get in the car - Matilda 00:35 Get in the car It's a newt Miss Trunchbull Stand up You did this - Matilda 00:15 It's a newt Miss Trunchbull Stand up You did this This is the cottage from your story - Matilda 00:19 This is the cottage from your story My father's portrait used to hang there - Matilda 00:17 My father's portrait used to hang there Amanda Thripp Yes Miss Trunchbull - Matilda 00:35 Amanda Thripp Yes Miss Trunchbull Magnus I called him King Magnus And he called me Bumblebee - Matilda 00:06 Magnus I called him King Magnus And he called me Bumblebee If you're a Wormwood it's time you started acting like one - Matilda 00:09 If you're a Wormwood it's time you started acting... TRUNCHBULL Wormwood you useless used car salesman scum - Matilda 00:30 TRUNCHBULL Wormwood you useless used car salesman scum I'll be back in a moment - Matilda 00:10 I'll be back in a moment Give me the cookies Here - Matilda 00:31 Give me the cookies Here Is that Lissy Doll - Matilda 00:10 Is that Lissy Doll When I left Aunt Trunchbull's home I left all my treasures behind - Matilda 00:44 When I left Aunt Trunchbull's home I left all my... It's the cottage from your story Yes - Matilda 00:19 It's the cottage from your story Yes That's where Miss Trunchbull lives - Matilda 01:10 That's where Miss Trunchbull lives For this newt you pissworm I'm telling you I didn't do it - Matilda 00:11 For this newt you pissworm I'm telling you I... In this classroom in this school I am God - Matilda 00:08 In this classroom in this school I am God You I didn't move - Matilda 00:30 You I didn't move NARRATOR No kid likes being yelled at - Matilda 00:15 NARRATOR No kid likes being yelled at TRUNCHBULL Shut up The entire assembly - Matilda 00:16 TRUNCHBULL Shut up The entire assembly 9:17, suspect exits domicile. - Matilda 00:11 9:17, suspect exits domicile. A Agatha - Matilda 00:36 A Agatha A book What do you want a book for - Matilda 00:17 A book What do you want a book for Any packages come today - Matilda 01:03 Any packages come today Are you in this family - Matilda 00:39 Are you in this family Are you okay? - Matilda 00:25 Are you okay? Babies - Matilda 00:07 Babies Back, back, back, back! - Matilda 00:23 Back, back, back, back! But not everyone is born the same - Matilda 00:39 But not everyone is born the same But for those idiots out there who don't know how to play here's how it goes - Matilda 00:17 But for those idiots out there who don't know how to... Chew your food You're an animal - Matilda 00:05 Chew your food You're an animal Come here. Come on. Lissy Doll, come on. - Matilda 00:10 Come here. Come on. Lissy Doll, come on. Come on move you piece of junkyard fodder - Matilda 00:06 Come on move you piece of junkyard fodder Come on, move, you piece of junkyard fodder. - Matilda 00:08 Come on, move, you piece of junkyard fodder. Come on, over there. - Matilda 00:08 Come on, over there. Dad What do you want - Matilda 00:23 Dad What do you want Daddy you're a crook - Matilda 00:28 Daddy you're a crook Get in Dirty dealings - Matilda 00:28 Get in Dirty dealings
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Cast

Matilda - Mara Wilson
Mr. Wormwood - Danny DeVito
Mrs. Wormwood - Rhea Perlman
Miss Honey - Embeth Davidtz
Trunchbull - Pam Ferris
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