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Story of a wonderful little girl, who happens to be a genius, and her wonderful teacher vs. the worst parents ever and the worst school principal imaginable.

Director: Danny DeVito
Writer: Roald Dahl (book), Nicholas Kazan (screenplay), Robin Swicord (screenplay)
Production: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 02 Aug 1996
Awards: 3 wins & 7 nominations.

52 Clips & Quotes

This is illegal - Matilda 00:40 This is illegal You're the only daughter I ever had - Matilda 00:27 You're the only daughter I ever had Everyone is born - Matilda 01:45 Everyone is born Just to annoy me - Matilda 00:33 Just to annoy me What was my profit for the day - Matilda 02:16 What was my profit for the day What do you want a book for - Matilda 00:47 What do you want a book for Miss Honey taught us how to spell a long word yesterday - Matilda 01:00 Miss Honey taught us how to spell a long word yesterday Why don't you run away - Matilda 01:11 Why don't you run away Get in the car - Matilda 01:28 Get in the car Inexpensive but reliable - Matilda 01:12 Inexpensive but reliable Then get out of town - Matilda 00:31 Then get out of town Bruce Bogtrotter - Matilda 01:27 Bruce Bogtrotter A girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent - Matilda 02:06 A girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent Any packages come today - Matilda 02:10 Any packages come today This is the cottage from your story - Matilda 00:22 This is the cottage from your story You two men are going to be in a lot of trouble very soon - Matilda 02:05 You two men are going to be in a lot of trouble very soon Mine are driving me crazy - Matilda 00:20 Mine are driving me crazy My father's portrait used to hang there - Matilda 00:32 My father's portrait used to hang there Chew your food - Matilda 00:13 Chew your food You're a liar and a scoundrel - Matilda 00:36 You're a liar and a scoundrel Miss Trunchbull kept the whole school late because this boy ate some chocolate cake - Matilda 00:58 Miss Trunchbull kept the whole school late because this boy... Sell me a lemon - Matilda 00:56 Sell me a lemon Are you in this family - Matilda 01:02 Are you in this family What do you want - Matilda 00:55 What do you want I still don't see how you glued your hat on - Matilda 00:34 I still don't see how you glued your hat on Miss Trunchbull - Matilda 00:57 Miss Trunchbull I like a joke as well as the next fat person - Matilda 00:16 I like a joke as well as the next fat person Like buying stolen car parts - Matilda 00:30 Like buying stolen car parts For those idiots out there who don't know how to play - Matilda 00:54 For those idiots out there who don't know how to play A hot tub party - Matilda 00:30 A hot tub party You don't let me talk to people - Matilda 00:51 You don't let me talk to people No kid likes being yelled at - Matilda 00:36 No kid likes being yelled at You're better off raising tomatoes - Matilda 00:14 You're better off raising tomatoes I have never been able to understand why small children are so disgusting - Matilda 00:58 I have never been able to understand why small children are... Move you piece of junkyard fodder - Matilda 00:14 Move you piece of junkyard fodder If you can't handle the little brat - Matilda 00:56 If you can't handle the little brat I did it with my powers - Matilda 00:28 I did it with my powers Of course you didn't do it - Matilda 00:19 Of course you didn't do it No more Miss Nice Girl - Matilda 00:12 No more Miss Nice Girl Used car salesman scum - Matilda 01:07 Used car salesman scum Since you're an educator - Matilda 00:20 Since you're an educator Whoever you are - Matilda 00:10 Whoever you are Smells chocolatey - Matilda 00:14 Smells chocolatey You wanted cake - Matilda 00:10 You wanted cake Where are you going - Matilda 00:14 Where are you going Then we'll go get your doll - Matilda 00:18 Then we'll go get your doll Some rats are gonna die today - Matilda 00:13 Some rats are gonna die today This family does  exactly  what I say - Matilda 00:22 This family does exactly what I say Have another marshmallow - Matilda 00:16 Have another marshmallow Where are the children's books - Matilda 00:13 Where are the children's books Are you ready to get STICKY with MICKEY - Matilda 00:15 Are you ready to get STICKY with MICKEY Sometimes Matilda longed for a friend - Matilda 01:05 Sometimes Matilda longed for a friend

Cast

Matilda - Mara Wilson
Mr. Wormwood - Danny DeVito
Mrs. Wormwood - Rhea Perlman
Miss Honey - Embeth Davidtz
Trunchbull - Pam Ferris
FBI Agent - Paul Reubens
FBI Agent - Tracey Walter
Michael - Brian Levinson
Miss Phelps - Jean Speegle Howard
Matilda, 4 Years - Sara Magdalin
Roy - R.D. Robb
Luther (as Goliath Gregory) - Gregory R. Goliath
Waiter - Fred Parnes
Lavender - Kiami Davael
Julius Rottwinkle - Leor Livneh Hackel
Amanda Thripp - Jacqueline Steiger
Bruce Bogtrotter - Jimmy Karz
Nigel Hicks - Michael Valentine
Charles - Liam Kearns
Magnus - Mark Watson
Hortensia (as Kira Spencer Hesser) - Kira Spencer Cook
Nearby Boy - J.C. Alexander
Older Boy - Malone Brinton
Cookie - Marion Dugan
Child at Assembly - Joshua Alvarez
Child at Assembly - Max E. Blum
Child at Assembly - Erin M. Gray
Child at Assembly - Misty L. Oppenheim
Child at Assembly - Christopher Shepard Hughes
Child in Classroom - Craig Lamar Traylor
Child in Classroom - Jennifer Key
Child in Classroom - Marty Bautista
Child in Classroom - Anthony Hernandez
Child in Classroom - Raina Cease
Child in Classroom (as Jonathan Cease) - Jonathan Osser
Child in Classroom - Vinnie Buffolino
Child in Classroom - Marcella Sassano
Child in Classroom - Johnny Thomas III
Child in Classroom - Shannon Hughes
Child in Classroom - Christel Khalil
Child in Classroom - Cassie Colaw
Child in Classroom - Austin Stout
Child in Classroom - Cindy Tran
Child in Classroom - Jonathan Feyer
Matilda - Newborn - Alyssa Graham
Matilda - Newborn - Amanda Graham
Matilda - Newborn - Trevor Gallagher
Matilda - Newborn - James Gallagher
Matilda - 9 Months - Kayla Fredericks
Matilda - 9 Months - Kelsey Fredericks
Matilda - Toddler - Amanda Fein
Matilda - Toddler - Caitlin Fein
Michael - 6 Years - Nicholas Cox
Miss Honey - 2 Years - Amanda Summers
Miss Honey - 2 Years - Kristyn Summers
Miss Honey - 5 Years (as Phoebe Pearl) - Phoebe Garcia-Pearl
Female Sticky Contestant #1 (as Kathy Lynn Barbour) - Kathy Barbour
Million $ Sticky Showgirl - Donna Spangler
Female Sticky Contestant #2 - Marianne Curan
Female Sticky Contestant #3 - Penny Holland
Male Sticky Contestant - Richard E. Coe
Restaurant Patron - Trevor Coppola
Shellhammer - Simon Jones
Million $ Sticky Host - Jon Lovitz
Baby Matilda - Katelyn Rosen
Baby Matilda - Zoey Rosen
Child at Assembly - Christopher Villar