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Matilda

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What's funny?. Spit it out! I Iike ajokeas weII as the next fat person

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Spit it out I Iike ajoke as weII as the next fat person
Available in 13 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
99
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:10
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy, family, fantasy
Production
Jersey Films,TriStar Pictures

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Movie Summary

This film adaptation of a Roald Dahl work tells the story of Matilda Wormwood, a gifted girl forced to put up with a crude, distant father and mother.
It's a snake - Matilda 00:31
It's a snake
I didn't do it You thought you'd pay me backWeII I'Il pay you back For what Miss TrunchbuIIFor this newt you pissworm I'm teIIing you I didn't do itAnyway I'm big and you're smaII I'm right and you're wrongThere's nothing you can do about it You're a Iiar - Matilda 00:30
I didn't do it You thought you'd pay me backWeII...
For this newt you pissworm I'm telling you I didn't do it - Matilda 00:11
For this newt you pissworm I'm telling you I...
There's nothing you can do about it You're a Iiar and a scoundreIYour father is a cheat You're the most corrupt Iow Iifes in historyAm I wrong I'm never wrongIn this cIassroom in this schooI I am God - Matilda 00:23
There's nothing you can do about it You're a Iiar...
In this cIassroom in this schooI I am God - Matilda 00:08
In this cIassroom in this schooI I am God
You I didn't moveYou did this She was sitting way over hereI'II be watching you Each and every oneWhen you turn the corner when you get your smeIIy coatsWhen you skip merriIy to lunch I'II be watching you AII of youAnd especiaIIy you - Matilda 00:29
You I didn't moveYou did this She was sitting way over...
- Thanks for not teIIing. - Matilda 00:51
- Thanks for not teIIing.
Come on. - Matilda 00:11
Come on.
That's where Miss TrunchbuII IivesWhy is there a swing A girl used to Iive in that houseHer Iife was good and happy When she was two her mother diedHer father was a doctor He needed someone to Iook after thingsHe asked the mother's stepsister to Iive with - Matilda 01:05
That's where Miss TrunchbuII IivesWhy is there a swing...
- ShouId we have tea and cookies? - Matilda 00:07
- ShouId we have tea and cookies?
It's the cottage from your story YesThe young woman is youThen No YesAunt TrunchbuII - Matilda 00:20
It's the cottage from your story YesThe young woman is...
When I Ieft Aunt TrunchbuII's home I Ieft aII my treasures behindTreasures Photos of my mother and fatherAnd a beautifuI doII my mother gave me Lissy DoII I caIIed herMiIk Yes pIeaseWhy don't you run awayI've thought about it but I can't abandon my - Matilda 00:36
When I Ieft Aunt TrunchbuII's home I Ieft aII my...
Why don't you run awayI've thought about it but I can't abandon my childrenWithout teaching I'd have nothing You're very braveNot as brave as you I thought aduIts weren't afraidAII aduIts get scared just Iike chiIdrenI wonder what Miss TrunchbuII is - Matilda 00:32
Why don't you run awayI've thought about it but I...
Why don't you run away - Matilda 00:15
Why don't you run away
There she is! - Matilda 00:05
There she is!
- Shot-put. - Matilda 00:08
- Shot-put.
Back. Back. Back. - She's afraid of a cat? - BIack cats. She's superstitious. - Matilda 00:09
Back. Back. Back. - She's afraid of a cat? - BIack...
Back, back, back, back! - Matilda 00:23
Back, back, back, back!
- Poor kitty. - Matilda 00:07
- Poor kitty.
- Let's go get your treasures. - Matilda 00:17
- Let's go get your treasures.