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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

And they will wake you upfrom your window slumber just to say some stupid shit like, "I...

And they will wake you up
from your window slumber just to say some stupid shit like, "I need you to put your window shade all the way up for landing." Like this motherfucker
checking his blind spot in 28F

Full Transcript

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And they will wake you up from your window slumber
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just to say some stupid shit like,
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"I need you to put your window shade
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all the way up for landing."
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Like this motherfucker checking his blind spot in 28F.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:51
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
So, I'm at least looking forward to gettin' a little nap on the flight. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
So, I'm at least looking forward to gettin' a litt...
So we're boarding the plane. It's a smaller plane, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
So we're boarding the plane. It's a smaller plane,
So I lucked out just having the backpack - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
So I lucked out just having the backpack
So I'm settlin' into the seat, putting the bag under, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
So I'm settlin' into the seat, putting the bag und...
I'll have more room and be more comfortable - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
I'll have more room and be more comfortable
Problem solved. Now, I'm sitting back relaxing, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
Problem solved. Now, I'm sitting back relaxing,
Dude, right behind me in the boarding process, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
Dude, right behind me in the boarding process,
Beside me in the middle seat, is a three-year-old boy who... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
Beside me in the middle seat, is a three-year-old boy who...
Yeah, as soon as he sits down, is on his three-year-old... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Yeah, as soon as he sits down, is on his three-year-old...
Not at the crying. Your baby crying on a plane doesn't even bother me. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Not at the crying. Your baby crying on a plane doesn't ...
I know you can't control that, but what you can control - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
I know you can't control that, but what you can control
'Cause for the rest of this 30-minute boarding process, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
'Cause for the rest of this 30-minute boarding process,
- I'm like, "Okay, but... - Okay, all right. Probably..." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:14
- I'm like, "Okay, but... - Okay, all right. Proba...
I was this close to leaning over to the dad - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
I was this close to leaning over to the dad
But what do I gotta do - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
But what do I gotta do
He was in the aisle seat watching shit on his iPad, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
He was in the aisle seat watching shit on his iPad,
No disrespect, just an accurate detail - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
No disrespect, just an accurate detail
If I had to piss on this flight, it was gonna be in my seat, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
If I had to piss on this flight, it was gonna be in my seat,
So I'm just... ...trying to keep my composure. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
So I'm just... ...trying to keep my composure.
We're departing from the gate, heading towards the runway, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
We're departing from the gate, heading towards the runw...