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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

Astrology is notthis magical life guideline that... that predeterminesyour future in the...

Astrology is not
this magical life guideline that... that predetermines
your future in the stars

Full Transcript

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Astrology is not this magical life guideline
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that... that predetermines your future in the stars.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:33
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
It's not up here. It's in here the whole time. It's up to you. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
It's not up here. It's in here the whole time. It&...
Just because Jupiter has a ring, and you don't, doesn't mean... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Just because Jupiter has a ring, and you don't, doesn&#...
...that's who you're supposed to look up to - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
...that's who you're supposed to look up to
And stop trying to explain it so confidently, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
And stop trying to explain it so confidently,
It's so... The girl of your dreams will look you straight in the eyes - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:12
It's so... The girl of your dreams will look you straig...
"There's a planet called Mercury. When it slows its rotation around the sun, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:23
"There's a planet called Mercury. When it slows it...
'Cause you can't take responsibility for your own actions. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
'Cause you can't take responsibility for your own ...
Your life isn't in shambles because of a planet in the sky. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Your life isn't in shambles because of a planet in the ...
It's because you can't live without a vape in your mouth. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
It's because you can't live without a vape in your...
And you only fuck guys who need to borrow your car. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
And you only fuck guys who need to borrow your car.
I fuckin' hate young people, dude. I really do. Ah! - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I fuckin' hate young people, dude. I really do. Ah!
Anybody... anybody my age or younger, you don't have anything to offer me, man. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Anybody... anybody my age or younger, you don't have an...
Young people are so disrespectful even when they're not trying to be. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Young people are so disrespectful even when they're not...
Like, five months ago, I got a tattoo of John Lennon on the back of my arm, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
Like, five months ago, I got a tattoo of John Lennon on the ...
Like, it's... it's a good tattoo. As soon as I post it on Instagram, everybody was, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:12
Like, it's... it's a good tattoo. As soon as I pos...
That is so disrespectful to one of the greatest musicians of all time. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
That is so disrespectful to one of the greatest musicians of...
Like, John Lennon got fuckin' Avada Kedavra on his back, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
Like, John Lennon got fuckin' Avada Kedavra on his back...
I know, and if that made you sad, you're my audience. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
I know, and if that made you sad, you're my audience.
I hate young people, and I... ...I fuckin' love - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
I hate young people, and I... ...I fuckin' love
Fuck being somebody's first. But somebody's last? That's a flex. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Fuck being somebody's first. But somebody's last? ...