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But for the same reason you bring a condom on the first date. You know
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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

But for the same reason you bringa condom on the first date. You know

But for the same reason you bring
a condom on the first date. You know

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But for the same reason you bring a condom on the first date. You know.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:51
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
In case I die, and Jesus is like, "You ain't gettin' in here." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:13
In case I die, and Jesus is like, "You ain't getti...
Everybody's religion's good. I have the utmost respect for. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Everybody's religion's good. I have the utmost res...
She was super religious. My ex is one of the most religious people I've met, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
She was super religious. My ex is one of the most religious ...
She's gonna have to chill - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
She's gonna have to chill
She was so religious, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
She was so religious,
They're so religious that you're like, "You're compensating a little bit." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:14
They're so religious that you're like, "You&#...
And how'd you get me to do it? That's the bigger question. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
And how'd you get me to do it? That's the bigger q...
I never thought I'd do nothing like that. I don't know what came over me. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
I never thought I'd do nothing like that. I don't ...
I don't know if it was the butt Holy Spirit or what, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
I don't know if it was the butt Holy Spirit or what,
I do have beliefs. They might not be as deep-rooted as religion, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
I do have beliefs. They might not be as deep-rooted as relig...
I... I have terrible, terrible sleep problems, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
I... I have terrible, terrible sleep problems,
I'm a 28-year-old grown man, and my biggest fear is the dark. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
I'm a 28-year-old grown man, and my biggest fear is the...
I'll tell you, ghosts and monsters, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
I'll tell you, ghosts and monsters,
I literally have to sleep with my TV on every single night - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:19
I literally have to sleep with my TV on every single night
That's crazy how much fun we're all having in here. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
That's crazy how much fun we're all having in here...
Just me and 12 of the biggest Black dudes you've ever seen. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Just me and 12 of the biggest Black dudes you've ever s...
Hanging out watching Mean Girls. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
Hanging out watching Mean Girls.
You can't even confront 'em 'cause the ironic thing about ghosts - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
You can't even confront 'em 'cause the ironic...
The ghost of a child. Get the fuck away from me. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
The ghost of a child. Get the fuck away from me.
I don't know if you're a demon - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
I don't know if you're a demon