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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

'Cause all the dudes get it and every girl is like,"Is it a jellyfish?" Like, what?

'Cause all the dudes get it and every girl is like,
"Is it a jellyfish?" Like, what?

Full Transcript

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'Cause all the dudes get it
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and every girl is like, "Is it a jellyfish?"
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Like, what?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:51
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
Kind of, consistency-wise, it's not far off from a jellyfish. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Kind of, consistency-wise, it's not far off from a jell...
I think that's what helps us get through the embarrassment of puberty - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:13
I think that's what helps us get through the embarrassm...
It's just embarrassing mistake after embarrassing mistake. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
It's just embarrassing mistake after embarrassing mista...
I... I mean, I suppose nobody understands the difficulty more than women - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:12
I... I mean, I suppose nobody understands the difficulty mor...
Y'all are just thrown to the wilderness with no owner's manual or nothing. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Y'all are just thrown to the wilderness with no owner&#...
You already have to walk us through every step of the way, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
You already have to walk us through every step of the way,
How many times have you fingered a girl for so long - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
How many times have you fingered a girl for so long
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Did I indoor rock climb for nine hours? - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Did I indoor rock climb for nine hours?
I'm walking around the next day pointing at shit like Spider-Man - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I'm walking around the next day pointing at shit like S...
It's like great. Yeah, you came, and I got cerebral palsy. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
It's like great. Yeah, you came, and I got cerebral pal...
It hurts, man. You ladies are very strong. Good job. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
It hurts, man. You ladies are very strong. Good job.
I think men just have it more embarrassing, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
I think men just have it more embarrassing,
We only learn via trial and error, and you don't forget those errors. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
We only learn via trial and error, and you don't forget...
As an adult man, every guy in this room knows - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
As an adult man, every guy in this room knows
There's a whole... There's a whole rigmarole that goes on, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
There's a whole... There's a whole rigmarole that ...
And thank God I never got caught, like, in the act. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
And thank God I never got caught, like, in the act.
I don't know how I would've recovered, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
I don't know how I would've recovered,
Yeah. In my defense, I wasn't looking for porn when I found it. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Yeah. In my defense, I wasn't looking for porn when I f...
It was middle of December. When I get home from school, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
It was middle of December. When I get home from school,