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Did I indoor rock climb for nine hours?
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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

Did I indoor rock climb for nine hours?

Did I indoor rock climb for nine hours?

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Did I indoor rock climb for nine hours?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:25
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
I'm walking around the next day pointing at shit like Spider-Man - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I'm walking around the next day pointing at shit like S...
It's like great. Yeah, you came, and I got cerebral palsy. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
It's like great. Yeah, you came, and I got cerebral pal...
It hurts, man. You ladies are very strong. Good job. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
It hurts, man. You ladies are very strong. Good job.
I think men just have it more embarrassing, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
I think men just have it more embarrassing,
We only learn via trial and error, and you don't forget those errors. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
We only learn via trial and error, and you don't forget...
As an adult man, every guy in this room knows - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
As an adult man, every guy in this room knows
There's a whole... There's a whole rigmarole that goes on, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
There's a whole... There's a whole rigmarole that ...
And thank God I never got caught, like, in the act. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
And thank God I never got caught, like, in the act.
I don't know how I would've recovered, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
I don't know how I would've recovered,
Yeah. In my defense, I wasn't looking for porn when I found it. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Yeah. In my defense, I wasn't looking for porn when I f...
It was middle of December. When I get home from school, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
It was middle of December. When I get home from school,
I knew they'd been Christmas shopping, so I broke into their room. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I knew they'd been Christmas shopping, so I broke into ...
"Not now, a different mission. Okay?" Um... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
"Not now, a different mission. Okay?" Um...
So I was about to just give up and go back to my room, and I heard a voice. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
So I was about to just give up and go back to my room, and I...
I don't know if it came from in my head or under the bed, but it said, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
I don't know if it came from in my head or under the be...
And at first glance, it was a typical top shelf of a parents' closet. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
And at first glance, it was a typical top shelf of a parents...
Blankets folded up at the front, some hoodies to the side, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:12
Blankets folded up at the front, some hoodies to the side,
This gigantic - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
This gigantic
One of the huge cases, like the 64-can count of Bud Light. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
One of the huge cases, like the 64-can count of Bud Light.
Yeah, "That this ain't my real family" case of beer. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Yeah, "That this ain't my real family" case o...