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Doesn't make sense you'd have to compete against this biological clock
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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

Doesn't make sense you'd haveto compete against this biological clock

Doesn't make sense you'd have
to compete against this biological clock

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Doesn't make sense you'd have to compete against this biological clock.
Duration
6 seconds
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45
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:14
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
'Cause for... for women, you can wait till you're older, but the older you get, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
'Cause for... for women, you can wait till you're ...
You can groan all you want, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
You can groan all you want,
I... I... In fact, I actually think it's kinda cool to see the way God works. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I... I... In fact, I actually think it's kinda cool to ...
If you pay attention, God always finds a way of evening things out. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
If you pay attention, God always finds a way of evening thin...
Anytime you see somebody who is born... less fortunate - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:15
Anytime you see somebody who is born... less fortunate
I noticed it first in my nephew, Chase. He's a teenager now, but he's autistic - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:12
I noticed it first in my nephew, Chase. He's a teenager...
Unless you're his mom, he won't speak to you, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
Unless you're his mom, he won't speak to you,
As a teenager, he paints better than any art teacher I've ever had. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
As a teenager, he paints better than any art teacher I'...
I just think it's cool to see the way God always finds a way - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I just think it's cool to see the way God always finds ...
Alex was the same age as me. We entered high school together. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Alex was the same age as me. We entered high school together...
He... he was special needs, and he... he had a... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
He... he was special needs, and he... he had a...
- he... he had a... - ...dick on him, man. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
- he... he had a... - ...dick on him, man.
- I don't know how else to tell y'all that. - That boy was... ...blessed, man. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
- I don't know how else to tell y'all that. - That...
People felt sorry for him. "Fuck that, dude." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:16
People felt sorry for him. "Fuck that, dude."
You know, they don't always... They don't always know their own strength. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
You know, they don't always... They don't always k...
But he's a good dude. He deserves every inch of it and... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
But he's a good dude. He deserves every inch of it and....
Yeah, we used to say he had dick-you-down syndrome. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Yeah, we used to say he had dick-you-down syndrome.
Short bus, but a long dick, man. And that's... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Short bus, but a long dick, man. And that's...
That's balance. It's what life's all about at the end of the day. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
That's balance. It's what life's all about at...
Out of pure jealousy. I was like, "You're not even using it." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Out of pure jealousy. I was like, "You're not even...