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Dude, right behind me in the boarding process
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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

Dude, right behind mein the boarding process, here comes two of the worst...

Dude, right behind me
in the boarding process, here comes two of the worst possible
passengers to sit next to

Full Transcript

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Dude, right behind me in the boarding process,
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here comes two of the worst possible passengers to sit next to.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:12
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
Beside me in the middle seat, is a three-year-old boy who... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
Beside me in the middle seat, is a three-year-old boy who...
Yeah, as soon as he sits down, is on his three-year-old... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Yeah, as soon as he sits down, is on his three-year-old...
Not at the crying. Your baby crying on a plane doesn't even bother me. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Not at the crying. Your baby crying on a plane doesn't ...
I know you can't control that, but what you can control - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
I know you can't control that, but what you can control
'Cause for the rest of this 30-minute boarding process, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
'Cause for the rest of this 30-minute boarding process,
- I'm like, "Okay, but... - Okay, all right. Probably..." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:14
- I'm like, "Okay, but... - Okay, all right. Proba...
I was this close to leaning over to the dad - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
I was this close to leaning over to the dad
But what do I gotta do - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
But what do I gotta do
He was in the aisle seat watching shit on his iPad, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
He was in the aisle seat watching shit on his iPad,
No disrespect, just an accurate detail - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
No disrespect, just an accurate detail
If I had to piss on this flight, it was gonna be in my seat, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
If I had to piss on this flight, it was gonna be in my seat,
So I'm just... ...trying to keep my composure. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
So I'm just... ...trying to keep my composure.
We're departing from the gate, heading towards the runway, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
We're departing from the gate, heading towards the runw...
She saw my bag under my legs, and she goes, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:50
She saw my bag under my legs, and she goes,
I said, "You're not gonna speak to me like this is Spirit Airlines, okay?" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 01:02
I said, "You're not gonna speak to me like this is...
"Huh?" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
"Huh?"
Believe it or not, now is when the trouble actually begins. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Believe it or not, now is when the trouble actually begins.
I'm on the plane, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
I'm on the plane,
So, like an idiot, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
So, like an idiot,
Basically, all I tweeted was just stating that I thought this was a ridiculous rule - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:14
Basically, all I tweeted was just stating that I thought thi...