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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

He... he had a...- ...dick on him, man

he... he had a...
- ...dick on him, man

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- he... he had a... - ...dick on him, man.
Duration
6 seconds
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55
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:35
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
- I don't know how else to tell y'all that. - That boy was... ...blessed, man. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
- I don't know how else to tell y'all that. - That...
People felt sorry for him. "Fuck that, dude." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:16
People felt sorry for him. "Fuck that, dude."
You know, they don't always... They don't always know their own strength. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
You know, they don't always... They don't always k...
But he's a good dude. He deserves every inch of it and... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
But he's a good dude. He deserves every inch of it and....
Yeah, we used to say he had dick-you-down syndrome. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Yeah, we used to say he had dick-you-down syndrome.
Short bus, but a long dick, man. And that's... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Short bus, but a long dick, man. And that's...
That's balance. It's what life's all about at the end of the day. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
That's balance. It's what life's all about at...
Out of pure jealousy. I was like, "You're not even using it." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Out of pure jealousy. I was like, "You're not even...
Know what's funny? I've mentioned God eight times the past two minutes. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Know what's funny? I've mentioned God eight times ...
Certain things'll happen, make you question faith a little bit. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Certain things'll happen, make you question faith a lit...
It's... I say it's hard to pick a religion, but I... I... I do still wear a cross chain. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
It's... I say it's hard to pick a religion, but I....
But for the same reason you bring a condom on the first date. You know. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
But for the same reason you bring a condom on the first date...
In case I die, and Jesus is like, "You ain't gettin' in here." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:13
In case I die, and Jesus is like, "You ain't getti...
Everybody's religion's good. I have the utmost respect for. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Everybody's religion's good. I have the utmost res...
She was super religious. My ex is one of the most religious people I've met, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
She was super religious. My ex is one of the most religious ...
She's gonna have to chill - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
She's gonna have to chill
She was so religious, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
She was so religious,
They're so religious that you're like, "You're compensating a little bit." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:14
They're so religious that you're like, "You&#...
And how'd you get me to do it? That's the bigger question. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
And how'd you get me to do it? That's the bigger q...
I never thought I'd do nothing like that. I don't know what came over me. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
I never thought I'd do nothing like that. I don't ...