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He's not built for those rounds. He'd be catchin' feelin's
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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

He's not built for those rounds.He'd be catchin' feelin's, getting possessive and shit

He's not built for those rounds.
He'd be catchin' feelin's, getting possessive and shit

Full Transcript

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He's not built for those rounds. He'd be catchin' feelin's,
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getting possessive and shit.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:31
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
He's knockin' on my headboard at 3:00 a.m. He's like, "You up?" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
He's knockin' on my headboard at 3:00 a.m. He'...
There's no way there's room for a monster and all those towels under my bed. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
There's no way there's room for a monster and all ...
However, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
However,
There is another monster people are pretty afraid of we should talk about. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
There is another monster people are pretty afraid of we shou...
Even though you've dated a few. That's on you. Still... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Even though you've dated a few. That's on you. Sti...
I've... I've got four sisters, and they're terrified of clowns. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
I've... I've got four sisters, and they're te...
'Cause when I was about 13 years old, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
'Cause when I was about 13 years old,
For anybody who has no idea, there's a movie called It. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
For anybody who has no idea, there's a movie called It.
It's about this killer-demon-monster clown, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:13
It's about this killer-demon-monster clown,
We watched this movie at my grandpa's house, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
We watched this movie at my grandpa's house,
That... that's how terrified they were, that he was gonna come up - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
That... that's how terrified they were, that he was gon...
So like, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
So like,
I figure we built a good rapport and understanding, you know? - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
I figure we built a good rapport and understanding, you know...
You're not gonna kill the cow when you get the milk for free. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
You're not gonna kill the cow when you get the milk for...
That's just... That's bad Business 101. You know? - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
That's just... That's bad Business 101. You know?
That's how you get early onset Candy Cane - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
That's how you get early onset Candy Cane
It's also a waste of your time - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
It's also a waste of your time
It's gotta be a direct hit, or it does no damage at all. And I'm... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
It's gotta be a direct hit, or it does no damage at all...
I'm realizing right now, I need more guy fans. That'd help a lot. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I'm realizing right now, I need more guy fans. That...
If this room was 70% dudes the way it is women, this joke would have been like... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
If this room was 70% dudes the way it is women, this joke wo...