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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

However, piggybacking off of semen demons

However, piggybacking off of semen demons

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However,
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piggybacking off of semen demons...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:26
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
There is another monster people are pretty afraid of we should talk about. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
There is another monster people are pretty afraid of we shou...
Even though you've dated a few. That's on you. Still... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Even though you've dated a few. That's on you. Sti...
I've... I've got four sisters, and they're terrified of clowns. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
I've... I've got four sisters, and they're te...
'Cause when I was about 13 years old, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
'Cause when I was about 13 years old,
For anybody who has no idea, there's a movie called It. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
For anybody who has no idea, there's a movie called It.
It's about this killer-demon-monster clown, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:13
It's about this killer-demon-monster clown,
We watched this movie at my grandpa's house, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
We watched this movie at my grandpa's house,
That... that's how terrified they were, that he was gonna come up - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
That... that's how terrified they were, that he was gon...
So like, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
So like,
I figure we built a good rapport and understanding, you know? - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
I figure we built a good rapport and understanding, you know...
You're not gonna kill the cow when you get the milk for free. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
You're not gonna kill the cow when you get the milk for...
That's just... That's bad Business 101. You know? - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
That's just... That's bad Business 101. You know?
That's how you get early onset Candy Cane - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
That's how you get early onset Candy Cane
It's also a waste of your time - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
It's also a waste of your time
It's gotta be a direct hit, or it does no damage at all. And I'm... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
It's gotta be a direct hit, or it does no damage at all...
I'm realizing right now, I need more guy fans. That'd help a lot. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I'm realizing right now, I need more guy fans. That...
If this room was 70% dudes the way it is women, this joke would have been like... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
If this room was 70% dudes the way it is women, this joke wo...
'Cause all the dudes get it - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
'Cause all the dudes get it
Kind of, consistency-wise, it's not far off from a jellyfish. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Kind of, consistency-wise, it's not far off from a jell...
I think that's what helps us get through the embarrassment of puberty - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:13
I think that's what helps us get through the embarrassm...