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I don't even know what an American kid ghost would say
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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

I don't even knowwhat an American kid ghost would say, but that'd be terrifying to hear

I don't even know
what an American kid ghost would say, but that'd be terrifying to hear

Full Transcript

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I don't even know what an American kid ghost would say,
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but that'd be terrifying to hear.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:32
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
Can you imagine crawling into bed at 3:00 a.m. and hear, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Can you imagine crawling into bed at 3:00 a.m. and hear,
The only thing that scares me more than ghosts is monsters, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
The only thing that scares me more than ghosts is monsters,
I've... I've heard weird places. I've heard, like, closed shower curtain. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I've... I've heard weird places. I've heard, ...
I know people who won't use a restroom unless they open the shower curtain first - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
I know people who won't use a restroom unless they open...
It turns out he's the one takin' fistfuls of hair against the shower walls - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
It turns out he's the one takin' fistfuls of hair ...
Plenty of people are afraid of a monster comin' out - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Plenty of people are afraid of a monster comin' out
You can't have a monster comin' outta the closet. That's scary twice. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
You can't have a monster comin' outta the closet. ...
You're tellin' me not only is there a monster in my room - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
You're tellin' me not only is there a monster in m...
You said he was gonna eat me up. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
You said he was gonna eat me up.
You didn't say dick first. You left out so many details. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
You didn't say dick first. You left out so many details...
Now, I've just got this gay darkness roaming around my bedroom? - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Now, I've just got this gay darkness roaming around my ...
I will say probably the number one spot that's most common - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
I will say probably the number one spot that's most com...
It's one of the more common places, especially when you're a kid. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
It's one of the more common places, especially when you...
You'd be afraid of a monster's hand comin' up and grabbin' your leg. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
You'd be afraid of a monster's hand comin' up...
So by 11 or 12, I was like, "Hey, huh, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:12
So by 11 or 12, I was like, "Hey, huh,
He's not built for those rounds. He'd be catchin' feelin's, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
He's not built for those rounds. He'd be catchin&#...
He's knockin' on my headboard at 3:00 a.m. He's like, "You up?" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
He's knockin' on my headboard at 3:00 a.m. He'...
There's no way there's room for a monster and all those towels under my bed. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
There's no way there's room for a monster and all ...
However, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
However,
There is another monster people are pretty afraid of we should talk about. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
There is another monster people are pretty afraid of we shou...