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I just didn't wanna check my bag, and people were saying things like,
"It's not about your safety." "It's about the safety
of people around you." "What if there's an emergency
crash landing into a mountain, and during the evacuation..." "Say it again slower
for yourself. Go ahead." "You think we're gonna survive the crash?" "Into the mountain?" And they have an argument for everything.
"But what if we do survive?" "And because your bag
wasn't all the way under the seat, it ends up in the aisleway
and someone trips over it and injures themself?"
"It's not about your safety." "It's about the safety
of people around you." "What if there's an emergency
crash landing into a mountain, and during the evacuation..." "Say it again slower
for yourself. Go ahead." "You think we're gonna survive the crash?" "Into the mountain?" And they have an argument for everything.
"But what if we do survive?" "And because your bag
wasn't all the way under the seat, it ends up in the aisleway
and someone trips over it and injures themself?"
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I just didn't wanna check my bag,
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and people were saying things like,
"It's not about your safety."
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"It's about the safety
of people around you."
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"What if there's an emergency
crash landing into a mountain,
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and during the evacuation..."
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"Say it again slower
for yourself. Go ahead."
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"You think we're gonna survive the crash?"
00:00:21.103 --> 00:00:22.604
"Into the mountain?"
00:00:23.689 --> 00:00:26.065
And they have an argument for everything.
"But what if we do survive?"
00:00:26.734 --> 00:00:29.153
"And because your bag
wasn't all the way under the seat,
00:00:29.236 --> 00:00:32.948
it ends up in the aisleway
and someone trips over it
00:00:33.996 --> 00:00:34.199
and injures themself?"
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Movie Summary
Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
