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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

I know, and if that made you sad,you're my audience

I know, and if that made you sad,
you're my audience

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I know, and if that made you sad, you're my audience.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:14
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
I hate young people, and I... ...I fuckin' love - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
I hate young people, and I... ...I fuckin' love
Fuck being somebody's first. But somebody's last? That's a flex. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Fuck being somebody's first. But somebody's last? ...
That's where I thrive, baby. I'm out here cleanin' it up. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
That's where I thrive, baby. I'm out here cleanin&...
I'm just out here snatchin' souls, you know what I mean? - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I'm just out here snatchin' souls, you know what I...
Oh, dude, I do... I love old people so much. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Oh, dude, I do... I love old people so much.
Like, the more an old person is shaped like a candy cane. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Like, the more an old person is shaped like a candy cane.
Dude. I love a motherfucker who just... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Dude. I love a motherfucker who just...
That's the weight of a good life lived, fuckin' up his back, man. Ugh... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
That's the weight of a good life lived, fuckin' up...
If you meet one with good posture, they dodged the draft 100%. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
If you meet one with good posture, they dodged the draft 100...
"How'd you get like that?" Used to be my favorite part about visiting - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
"How'd you get like that?" Used to be my favo...
She's where they take care of you for your remaining time, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:20
She's where they take care of you for your remaining ti...
People with dementia can't remember, so there's not a lot to talk about. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
People with dementia can't remember, so there's no...
And it just so happened the guy, Lenny, in the room right next to her - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
And it just so happened the guy, Lenny, in the room right ne...
He'd tell me story after story after story for hours and hours on end, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
He'd tell me story after story after story for hours an...
He lived a very full life. He fought in three wars in his lifetime. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
He lived a very full life. He fought in three wars in his li...
Yeah, he... he told me he fucked Rosa Parks. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Yeah, he... he told me he fucked Rosa Parks.
I feel like you could put in some work back there, but well, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
I feel like you could put in some work back there, but well,
And every photo I've seen, he was an Asian woman, so I... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
And every photo I've seen, he was an Asian woman, so I....
What I love about old stories, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
What I love about old stories,
I liked hearing about his war stories, his adventures, his family stories. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I liked hearing about his war stories, his adventures, his f...