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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

I know you can't control that,but what you can control is the physicality of your child

I know you can't control that,
but what you can control is the physicality of your child

Full Transcript

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I know you can't control that, but what you can control
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is the physicality of your child.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:48
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
'Cause for the rest of this 30-minute boarding process, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
'Cause for the rest of this 30-minute boarding process,
- I'm like, "Okay, but... - Okay, all right. Probably..." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:14
- I'm like, "Okay, but... - Okay, all right. Proba...
I was this close to leaning over to the dad - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
I was this close to leaning over to the dad
But what do I gotta do - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
But what do I gotta do
He was in the aisle seat watching shit on his iPad, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
He was in the aisle seat watching shit on his iPad,
No disrespect, just an accurate detail - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
No disrespect, just an accurate detail
If I had to piss on this flight, it was gonna be in my seat, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
If I had to piss on this flight, it was gonna be in my seat,
So I'm just... ...trying to keep my composure. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
So I'm just... ...trying to keep my composure.
We're departing from the gate, heading towards the runway, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
We're departing from the gate, heading towards the runw...
She saw my bag under my legs, and she goes, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:50
She saw my bag under my legs, and she goes,
I said, "You're not gonna speak to me like this is Spirit Airlines, okay?" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 01:02
I said, "You're not gonna speak to me like this is...
"Huh?" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
"Huh?"
Believe it or not, now is when the trouble actually begins. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Believe it or not, now is when the trouble actually begins.
I'm on the plane, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
I'm on the plane,
So, like an idiot, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
So, like an idiot,
Basically, all I tweeted was just stating that I thought this was a ridiculous rule - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:14
Basically, all I tweeted was just stating that I thought thi...
I didn't know that Twitter is - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
I didn't know that Twitter is
Everybody on Twitter knows every airplane rule, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
Everybody on Twitter knows every airplane rule,
Dude, hundreds, on hundreds, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:13
Dude, hundreds, on hundreds,
And the dumb general consensus they would say was shit, like... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
And the dumb general consensus they would say was shit, like...