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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

If you meet one with good posture,they dodged the draft 100%

If you meet one with good posture,
they dodged the draft 100%

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If you meet one with good posture, they dodged the draft 100%.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:07
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
"How'd you get like that?" Used to be my favorite part about visiting - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
"How'd you get like that?" Used to be my favo...
She's where they take care of you for your remaining time, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:20
She's where they take care of you for your remaining ti...
People with dementia can't remember, so there's not a lot to talk about. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
People with dementia can't remember, so there's no...
And it just so happened the guy, Lenny, in the room right next to her - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
And it just so happened the guy, Lenny, in the room right ne...
He'd tell me story after story after story for hours and hours on end, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
He'd tell me story after story after story for hours an...
He lived a very full life. He fought in three wars in his lifetime. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
He lived a very full life. He fought in three wars in his li...
Yeah, he... he told me he fucked Rosa Parks. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Yeah, he... he told me he fucked Rosa Parks.
I feel like you could put in some work back there, but well, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
I feel like you could put in some work back there, but well,
And every photo I've seen, he was an Asian woman, so I... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
And every photo I've seen, he was an Asian woman, so I....
What I love about old stories, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
What I love about old stories,
I liked hearing about his war stories, his adventures, his family stories. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I liked hearing about his war stories, his adventures, his f...
I'm also terrified to have kids, man, 'cause I've made fun of a lot of people. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I'm also terrified to have kids, man, 'cause I...
My kid is about to be fucked up, dude. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
My kid is about to be fucked up, dude.
My kid is about to have five legs and a shark fin on his back. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
My kid is about to have five legs and a shark fin on his bac...
And I know I'm not mature enough to have that conversation - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:12
And I know I'm not mature enough to have that conversat...
I wanna pick the right time to have kids 'cause I... I'm 28, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
I wanna pick the right time to have kids 'cause I... I&...
The benefits of being a guy, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
The benefits of being a guy,
We can have kids whenever we want, which I don't think is fair to women, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
We can have kids whenever we want, which I don't think ...
Doesn't make sense you'd have to compete against this biological clock. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Doesn't make sense you'd have to compete against t...
'Cause for... for women, you can wait till you're older, but the older you get, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
'Cause for... for women, you can wait till you're ...