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I'm a very defensive person, apparently
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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

I'm a very defensive person,apparently

I'm a very defensive person,
apparently

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...I'm a very defensive person, apparently.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:40
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
I... I have a very quick trigger reaction to feel the need to defend myself - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
I... I have a very quick trigger reaction to feel the need t...
So look, you can talk your shit to me online as much as you want, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:15
So look, you can talk your shit to me online as much as you ...
So when I hit you harder than you hit me first, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
So when I hit you harder than you hit me first,
That's my biggest pet peeve in the entire Internet, and... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
That's my biggest pet peeve in the entire Internet, and...
Probably the best example of that was throughout this Twitter interaction - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
Probably the best example of that was throughout this Twitte...
I'm arguing with people, we're going roast for roast, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
I'm arguing with people, we're going roast for roa...
She would not shut the fuck up, dude. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
She would not shut the fuck up, dude.
She, by herself, probably tweeted me like 60 to 70 times - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
She, by herself, probably tweeted me like 60 to 70 times
She was one of those people, saw everybody getting their lick - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:13
She was one of those people, saw everybody getting their lic...
The last tweet, I just couldn't let slide. The last thing she said to me was, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:13
The last tweet, I just couldn't let slide. The last thi...
But I was so sick - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
But I was so sick
And... just based off of her profile photo, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
And... just based off of her profile photo,
In defense of myself, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:13
In defense of myself,
...there would have been room for me to safely secure my backpack - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
...there would have been room for me to safely secure my bac...
Statistically is not incorrect. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Statistically is not incorrect.
But as we all know, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
But as we all know,
So how did she, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
So how did she,
"How could he say something like that?" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:14
"How could he say something like that?"
I'm a nice person, man. I never wanna hurt anybody's feelings, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
I'm a nice person, man. I never wanna hurt anybody'...
Audience laughing - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Audience laughing