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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

I'm in my room, like,"That could be anything." I hope my mom's cheating in there

I'm in my room, like,
"That could be anything." I hope my mom's cheating in there

Full Transcript

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I'm in my room, like, "That could be anything."
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I hope my mom's cheating in there.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:43
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
Because that exclamation was followed by another two minutes - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
Because that exclamation was followed by another two minutes
So I'm... I'm in my room, like, "What the fuck is going on?" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
So I'm... I'm in my room, like, "What the fuc...
I'm sweating and hard, a terrifying combination at that age. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
I'm sweating and hard, a terrifying combination at that...
It was the first time in my life I hoped mysterious footsteps was a ghost... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
It was the first time in my life I hoped mysterious footstep...
...preferably the ghost of my real dad, so this wasn't about to happen. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
...preferably the ghost of my real dad, so this wasn't ...
I'm like, "Not right now. Chill, chill." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
I'm like, "Not right now. Chill, chill."
I'm like, "Fuck!" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:15
I'm like, "Fuck!"
"I know you know - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:17
"I know you know
I was like, "To the beginning or where you finished?" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
I was like, "To the beginning or where you finished?&qu...
He was like, "You wanna be grounded?" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
He was like, "You wanna be grounded?"
It was a real turning point in he and I's relationship - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
It was a real turning point in he and I's relationship
We couldn't snitch on the other person without losing everything. It was nice. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
We couldn't snitch on the other person without losing e...
You could either beat me or your dick. You ain't gonna do both, okay. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
You could either beat me or your dick. You ain't gonna ...
I like Internet porn, but you can't bond with your family anymore. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
I like Internet porn, but you can't bond with your fami...
Social media... I can't stand social media, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
Social media... I can't stand social media,
I never wanted to do it. I put it off for years. I can't stand it. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
I never wanted to do it. I put it off for years. I can'...
I think social media is awful, such a negative, toxic place. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
I think social media is awful, such a negative, toxic place.
It's full of horrible people saying horrible things all the time. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
It's full of horrible people saying horrible things all...
It's awful what people say, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
It's awful what people say,
It's a bunch of fuckin' losers - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
It's a bunch of fuckin' losers