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In defense of myself
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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

In defense of myself, was, "Well..." "...had you not been taking up two seats

in defense of myself, was, "Well..." "...had you not been taking up two seats

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in defense of myself,
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was, "Well..."
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"...had you not been taking up two seats...
Duration
13 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:07
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
...there would have been room for me to safely secure my backpack - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
...there would have been room for me to safely secure my bac...
Statistically is not incorrect. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Statistically is not incorrect.
But as we all know, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
But as we all know,
So how did she, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
So how did she,
"How could he say something like that?" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:14
"How could he say something like that?"
I'm a nice person, man. I never wanna hurt anybody's feelings, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
I'm a nice person, man. I never wanna hurt anybody'...
Audience laughing - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Audience laughing
Get the fuck outta my face, dude. No. Nope. Nope. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Get the fuck outta my face, dude. No. Nope. Nope.
And before any of y'all sit there even think about taking her side. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
And before any of y'all sit there even think about taki...
You go... "Oh, I don't know, Matt." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:26
You go... "Oh, I don't know, Matt."
...that they make tow cables that strong. I really would. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
...that they make tow cables that strong. I really would.
You can create and share - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
You can create and share
If anybody has a problem with that, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
If anybody has a problem with that,
It's what feels right, and I'm just doing what I think is funny, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
It's what feels right, and I'm just doing what I t...
So who cares if absolutely nobody believes in you, man. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
So who cares if absolutely nobody believes in you, man.
Fuck these people. For 12 years, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Fuck these people. For 12 years,
And if I let that affect how I respected my own thoughts and ideas, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
And if I let that affect how I respected my own thoughts and...
Whoo, whoo, whoo! - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
{\an8}Shut up. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
{\an8}Shut up.
{\an8}If you fuck around and take 50 mg on your first edible, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
{\an8}If you fuck around and take 50 mg on your first edible...